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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 9/11/2006 9:00:58 AM   
Yang4yin


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I only seem to be able to attract submissive women who live far away from me. What should I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 9/11/2006 9:19:53 AM   
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I only seem to like Doms who live far away from me and none want to send me airfare to go visit them.. what should I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 9/11/2006 9:23:42 AM   
Yang4yin


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ORIGINAL: kitty2MLoneWolf

I only seem to like Doms who live far away from me and none want to send me airfare to go visit them.. what should I do?


First off, don't tell MasterLoneWolf. Next, send me an email and tell me why I should pay for you to visit me.
 
 
I haven't cleaned my house lately and there's a remote possibility that someone will be visiting me soon. What should I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 9/11/2006 4:06:21 PM   
xhoneyx


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i've been having really sexy dreams lately..what does this mean??

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 9/11/2006 5:35:09 PM   
Yang4yin


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ORIGINAL: xhoneyx

i've been having really sexy dreams lately..what does this mean??


It's a sure sign that you're not gettin' any. That, or you are reliving past passion. Either way, you need my help.
 
 
I've been fantasizing about forcing someone to have lots of orgasms lately. What should I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 9/11/2006 6:18:51 PM   
CreoleCook


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I've been having these very erotic dreams about taking my submissive into the woods, and blindfolding her.  Then I put a ball gag in her mouth.  Then I walk away, and sit and watch her for a bit.  As she struggles against the bonds that hold her firmly in place, I sneak around her, to noisily walk up behind her.  Seeing her in such a helpless state, I proceed to rip the clothes from her body, shredding them,  then pulling out a single tail, and after raising red welts up and down her back and buttocks, grabbing her waist, and bodily pulling her onto my throbbing swollen member. Then when I have spent my seed, remove the gag, and the blindfold, and let her see that it is truly me... what should I do?



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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 9/11/2006 6:19:47 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: CreoleCook

take two viagra, and call xhoneyx in the morning...


I've been having these very erotic dreams about taking my submissive into the woods, and blindfolding her.  Then I put a ball gag in her mouth.  Then I walk away, and sit and watch her for a bit.  As she struggles against the bonds that hold her firmly in place, I sneak around her, to noisily walk up behind her.  Seeing her in such a helpless state, I proceed to rip the clothes from her body, shredding them,  then pulling out a single tail, and after raising red welts up and down her back and buttocks, grabbing her waist, and bodily pulling her onto my throbbing swollen member. Then when I have spent my seed, remove the gag, and the blindfold, and let her see that it is truly me... what should I do?


send her a plane ticket....

My Dom keeps teasing me with sexy dreams... what do i do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 9/11/2006 6:26:31 PM   
CreoleCook


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What's a clue look like?



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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 9/11/2006 6:30:39 PM   
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What do you do when the thread just won't end?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 9/12/2006 4:14:13 PM   
xhoneyx


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Status: offline 		heheh..it's simple..you threaten to burn down the moderator's house and make him/her pull down the thread altogether so that it no longer exists..

what do you do when you get aroused at work??

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 9/12/2006 4:51:38 PM   
juliaoceania


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quote:

ORIGINAL: xhoneyx

what do you do when you get aroused at work??

Tell your female boss about it and ask if it is ok if you have sex with her husband

I got fired for having sex with my boss's husband, what should I do?



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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 9/12/2006 6:07:28 PM   
Yang4yin


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quote:

ORIGINAL: juliaoceania

I got fired for having sex with my boss's husband, what should I do?



Show your former boss she really screwed up by having lots more sex with her husband.
 
 
I went out to dinner and ate entirely too much food. What should I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 9/13/2006 12:03:36 AM   
xhoneyx


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Status: offline 		you shouldnt eat any dinner at all next tuesday to even out today's dinner..or you could just wait until the 12th of next month..and i guess this day next year is ok too..whichever is the most convenient for you to make up eating too much today.. *^_^*

i dont have any clean underwear for tomorrow..what should i do??

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 9/13/2006 11:19:27 AM   
Yang4yin


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ORIGINAL: xhoneyx
i dont have any clean underwear for tomorrow..what should i do??


Go commando! You might find out you prefer it that way - and think of the money you'd save!


I have no water pressure at my house and the water company is unresponsive to my complaints. What should I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 9/13/2006 4:04:10 PM   
CreoleCook


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I've just found out the powers that be are taking my favorite show off the air... what can I do about it?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 9/13/2006 4:34:16 PM   
owneddesire


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Status: offline 		hmmm, I guess you could go to the powers that be, and while beating the shit out of them tell them to put the show back on the air

A kid that I know wants to marry my boyfriends ex, and he hasn't even reached 10 yet...what should I tell him?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 9/13/2006 9:20:58 PM   
xhoneyx


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Status: offline 		you should tell him that she's actually a hideous witch and turns into a wart-faced monster every night..and that she marries every year and eats her husband to fuel her evil magic powers.. *^_^*

i have so many loans from college..what should i do about them?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 9/14/2006 12:36:54 AM   
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I'm tired of being outbid on Ebay.. what should I do about these people who try to stop me from getting the things I want?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 9/14/2006 4:37:45 AM   
subinside


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I can't get my unmentionable moving fast enough in the morning and we always end up rushing out the door in a panic.  What should I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 9/14/2006 7:40:36 AM   
Yang4yin


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ORIGINAL: subinside

I can't get my unmentionable moving fast enough in the morning and we always end up rushing out the door in a panic.  What should I do?


Keep your unmentionable dressed and awake all night so there's no "getting up" at all.
 
 
For years I owned a pickup truck and my sister took advantage of that fact, getting me to haul mulch and things for her. She just bought a small SUV that has a big cargo area in back. Should I ask her to do the hauling for me now, and how should I make her feel guilty enough to actually do it.

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