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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 6/20/2006 2:23:20 PM   
BitaTruble


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I am afraid that wandersalone might actually follow my advice. What can I do to reassure myself?


Change your name, dye your hair, get a fake passport, leave the country and deny, deny, deny.

We are moving and got notice yesterday that the complex will be showing our apartment to prospective tenants next week. Right now, my bedroom looks more like a dungeon than a bedroom. If I take the toys down and pack them.. then we don't have access. If I leave them up, it may garner Himself and I some new play partners or.. get us arrested. What should we do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 6/20/2006 2:55:59 PM   
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If I leave them up, it may garner Himself and I some new play partners or.. get us arrested.

Leave them up! Either alternative you site provides access to a 'dungeon'.

The whole house and compound is ours and ours alone this weekend~!! No 'replicants', no guests, no business meetings, no need to lock up the dungeon room!

What should be the play party theme for Saturday night? (Maybe this should be posted in the open forum?)

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 6/20/2006 10:40:23 PM   
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The whole house and compound is ours and ours alone this weekend~!! No 'replicants', no guests, no business meetings, no need to lock up the dungeon room!

What should be the play party theme for Saturday night? (Maybe this should be posted in the open forum?)


Fleas: Myth or Reality?

You know... come to think of it... maybe this is why I don't get invited to many parties.


I have been having very vivid dreams lately. It is not upsetting me but I am up and down all night and I wake up tired. What should I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 6/20/2006 10:48:56 PM   
bancheeEB


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I have been invited to a party, but i really don't want to go... what shall I ever do?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 6/20/2006 10:56:29 PM   
Gauge


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I have been invited to a party, but i really don't want to go... what shall I ever do?


RSVP to the host that you have aquired a rare flesh eating disease and that if you attend you will likely infect everyone. If the host says that is OK, then you will have to dip several parts of your body in corrosive acid and go to the party.


I think I am getting more and more cynical as I get older. What can I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 6/21/2006 1:50:07 AM   
Vendaval


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to do in high school.  Failing that, rent a DVD of all the
"Beavis and Butthead" shows and their movie too.
Watch these classics while under the influence of
mind altering substances.
 
One of roommates moved out and left all sorts of random
stuff behind.  What should I do with it?
 
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ORIGINAL: Gauge
I think I am getting more and more cynical as I get older. What can I do?


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So in this gray haze we'll be meating again, and on that
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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 6/21/2006 5:32:21 AM   
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For the second day in a row I embarassed myself at work, this time  forgetting to wear my watch and borrowing one from a colleague so I could keep an eye on the time while running a group only to find that I had actually put my watch on my left hand (usually wear it on my right)... so had two watches on in front of strangers.  What message is my 'inner child' trying to give me?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 6/21/2006 9:53:11 AM   
kittinSol


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I frolic too much in the grass at night and get eaten alive by mosquitoes (I'm their primary source of nourishment - they can't get enough of me). Note: I am allergic to whatever it is they inject into the epidermis and the bites grow to the size of volcanoes. I have a cluster of 32 on the lower left region of my back: not pweeeety.
Thing is I simply don't want to stop frolicking in the grass at night: mosquito repellent doesn't work. Whatever shall I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 6/21/2006 10:54:34 AM   
Gauge


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I frolic too much in the grass at night and get eaten alive by mosquitoes (I'm their primary source of nourishment - they can't get enough of me). Note: I am allergic to whatever it is they inject into the epidermis and the bites grow to the size of volcanoes. I have a cluster of 32 on the lower left region of my back: not pweeeety.
Thing is I simply don't want to stop frolicking in the grass at night: mosquito repellent doesn't work. Whatever shall I do?


Look, it isn't the insect's fault that they need your blood so the best way to deal with it is to give it to them. Go to your nearest blood center and give several pints of blood. Tell the center that they can keep one and give you the rest. Then, at night, put the bag of blood out in the grass and let them dine in peace and you go frolic.


I can't seem to dust my apartment enough. Every time I do, the next day it is dusty again. Is there a way that I can solve this problem?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 6/21/2006 9:33:30 PM   
Vendaval


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What should I do to alleviate the seasonal allergies that are
making my eyes water and causing sinus irritation? 
 
Vendaval

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ORIGINAL: Gauge
I can't seem to dust my apartment enough. Every time I do, the next day it is dusty again. Is there a way that I can solve this problem?


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"Beware, the woods at night, beware the lunar light.
So in this gray haze we'll be meating again, and on that
great day, I will tease you all the same."
"WOLF MOON", OCTOBER RUST, TYPE O NEGATIVE


http://KinkMeet.co.uk

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 6/21/2006 9:48:02 PM   
maybemaybenot


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Status: offline 		Get two very very teeny rubber tubes, about 4 inches long shoud be fine. Tape one end of the tube right below the eye, where the tears flow. Insert the other end of the tube in your nose and secure with tape. This will drain the watery eyes AND lubricate the nasal passage.

Whenever I drink Tequilla, I get intoxicated. What can be done to prevent this?

                                         mbmbn

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When tolerance is not reciprocated, tolerance becomes surrender.

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 6/21/2006 11:11:07 PM   
bancheeEB


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Status: offline 		Drink More...Lot's more!! and you wont care about your level of intoxication.

I am hopelessly in love... Is there and cure for this???


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~Live with intention~ Walk to the edge~ Listen hard~ Practice wellness~ Play with abandon~ Laugh~ Choose without regret~ Continue to learn~ Appreciate your friends~ Do what you love~ Live as if this is all there is~
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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 6/21/2006 11:39:39 PM   
Gauge


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I am hopelessly in love... Is there and cure for this???


Yes. Marriage.


I am thinking of making a nice cup of tea before bed but I know that if I do I will be up several times to pee during the night. How can I enjoy my tea and get a good night's sleep too?

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"For there is no folly of the beast of the earth which is not infinitely outdone by the madness of men." Herman Melville - Moby Dick

I'm wearing my chicken suit and humming La Marseillaise.

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 6/21/2006 11:42:48 PM   
bancheeEB


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I think I need a midnight snack... what should I have?



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~Live with intention~ Walk to the edge~ Listen hard~ Practice wellness~ Play with abandon~ Laugh~ Choose without regret~ Continue to learn~ Appreciate your friends~ Do what you love~ Live as if this is all there is~
~S~S~C~

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 6/22/2006 4:22:36 AM   
wandersalone


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Status: offline 		I am sure most dieticians would recommend that you have some chocolate, alcohol and a large strong coffee ... then you can stay up all night from all the caffeine and stuff and ponder what you can have for breakfast

Help me, after a diet consisting of chocolate, coffee and alcohol I now find that I am having nightmares about fruit and vegies attacking me, what can I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 6/22/2006 8:31:06 AM   
akisha


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Status: offline 		Molest the fruit and vegies then they will  be running away from you instead *s* and if not then atleast you can have some fun in your dreams.


I'm having vivid sex dreams and having a hard time concentrating on anything else while at work. My boss is going to get annoyed if i don't do something productive soon. What can I do to refocus myself?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 6/22/2006 9:24:44 AM   
wandersalone


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How do I stop my nailpolish from always flaking off when I go in the spa at the gym?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 6/22/2006 11:00:18 AM   
Gauge


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Picture Guage in his favourite pink tutu doing pirouettes around the office.... there that should get your mind back on work!


Man... even I think that is a bad image.

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 How do I stop my nailpolish from always flaking off when I go in the spa at the gym?  


Cast your hands in concrete before you go to the spa. This will allow the nail polish to stay firmly in place.

I found a bug crawling on me while I was enjoying my morning coffee on the porch. I hate bugs crawling on me. Is there some sort of repellent that I can use that is environmentally friendly?

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"For there is no folly of the beast of the earth which is not infinitely outdone by the madness of men." Herman Melville - Moby Dick

I'm wearing my chicken suit and humming La Marseillaise.

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 6/22/2006 11:23:01 AM   
txpet


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i'm bored .. what should i do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 6/22/2006 1:28:18 PM   
akisha


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I've been having really wierd thoughts lately and not sure how to tell ppl about them. They might think am not a nice and good girl. any ideas?

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I'm confused.... No wait!!! Maybe I'm not

It's not a blonde moment! It's momentary peroxide posioning. ;)

Your pain makes me smile ~ Happy Bunny

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