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Glasgow -> This 'NOTICE' thing people put in their profiles... (6/12/2010 8:26:49 PM)
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I'm sure we're all familiar with this nugget: quote:
NOTICE: Any institutions or individual(s) using this site or any of its associated sites for studies or projects - You are PROHIBITED from any use of my profile text, pictures, media or data in any form or forum both current and future. Use of any data, text, images or media will be considered a serious violation of my COPYRIGHT(s) and will be subject to criminal and civil action under both state and federal laws. All material posted under this profile and its 'linked' pages is protected by COPYRIGHT of the owner/poster. COPYRIGHT 2009, 2010 All Rights Reserved. As far as I know, it's complete and utter bull. It sounds all fancy-pants, but let's be honest: 1. The Internet is a public place. Just like people can legally film and photograph* you when you're walking the streets or even driving in your car, it would be a drunken judge indeed that decided the Internet was private. Hell, even on CM, people who aren't members can browse profiles and read info. Signing up is easy and anonymous, and I don't believe the site is in any way "private", with the possible exception of the cmail you can send and receive. 2. Ready? You are now all PROHIBITED from using any information in this post to reply to me. This post is COPYRIGHTED, and if you use any of the information or data in this post EVER IN YOUR LIFE, I will SUE YOU. See kids? Any time you say something is copyrighted, it instantly has magical powers! 3. "All material posted under this profile and its 'linked' pages is protected by COPYRIGHT of the owner/poster." That's right, this person just magically COPYRIGHTED the entire Internet. Because from a site this size, literally any webpage in the world will be linked. Let me show you: Your 'legally protected' profile > Message boards > Political and Religious Discussion > Topic that links to a news site > News site has a linked search tool > Search for Google > Go to Google > Any webpage on the Internet. 4. What if I'm not using this site for a study or project? What if I'm just a total douche that is going to publish all of your personal information in a newspaper? What if my study is on "percentage of people who think a bullshit protection clause keeps their information protected?" 5. Why the fuck do you care? So what if somewhere a student notes that your profile makes the term "spermdumpster" the most commonly used phrase on the Internet? It's not like you're harboring project gold that must be gathered to make the shiniest project of them all. 6. Nobody gives that much of a damn about your profile. Get over yourself. 7. Once again, I'm 99.8% sure that this clause offers no legal protection of any kind whatsoever. Goodness. Well, I think that about sums up my rant. Any thoughts? Comments? Just go ahead and agree with me on every count. We all know I'm right. (*In California, if you are a student or have a permit, you can legally film or photograph anybody in public. Granted, you may be asked to leave privately owned property, such as a store.)
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