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Make Me An Offer - 5/21/2010 5:36:42 PM   
LittleBroken


Posts: 207
Status: offline 		Here is a new game (I hope) to this forum.
(remember this is all in good fun)

The poster makes an offer/ing to have sex with you and you accept and then you make your offer to the next person to post....
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I offer a pair of hand cuffs, a bottle of baby oil and a dvd of "sluts jelly wrestling".

Do you accept?
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RE: Make Me An Offer - 5/21/2010 6:30:43 PM   
DarkSteven


Posts: 28072
Joined: 5/2/2008
Status: offline 		I accept!

I offer a kind heart, a dry wit, and a body that is in great shape but could collapse any minute.  And a bunch of Shadow Lane spanking videos.  Do you accept?


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"You women....

The small-breasted ones want larger breasts. The large-breasted ones want smaller ones. The straight-haired ones curl their hair, and the curly-haired ones straighten theirs...

Quit fretting. We men love you."

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RE: Make Me An Offer - 5/21/2010 6:33:59 PM   
LittleBroken


Posts: 207
Status: offline 		I accept!

I offer three camels, $1.20 in lose change and a small amount of pocket lint.

Do you accept?

(in reply to DarkSteven)
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RE: Make Me An Offer - 5/21/2010 6:57:53 PM   
ghitaPVH


Posts: 1363
Joined: 11/14/2007
Status: offline 		Ill up your camels three yaks and a goat....

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Don't expect anything of me and I promise I'll never disappoint you.

"The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything. --Nietzsche"

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RE: Make Me An Offer - 5/21/2010 7:04:07 PM   
LittleBroken


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quote:

ORIGINAL: ghitaPVH

Ill up your camels three yaks and a goat....


I accept!

I offer a box of ammo to go with the heat your packin', a bag of sweet chili crisps and a can of Coke Zero.

Do you accept?

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RE: Make Me An Offer - 5/21/2010 7:05:41 PM   
ghitaPVH


Posts: 1363
Joined: 11/14/2007
Status: offline 		hell yea I accept for ammo...Id definitely screw for ammo....


I offer three midgets and a bottle of wesson oil and a roll of plastic sheeting...


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Don't expect anything of me and I promise I'll never disappoint you.

"The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything. --Nietzsche"

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RE: Make Me An Offer - 5/21/2010 7:26:35 PM   
KMsAngel


Posts: 17415
Joined: 4/13/2007
Status: offline 		can we make that olive oil and biodegradeable plastic sheeting? then we're on!

i offer exposed electrical wires, 4 pens of insulin and a silk scarf...

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20 fluffy points!

flightless cherub


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RE: Make Me An Offer - 5/21/2010 7:31:52 PM   
ghitaPVH


Posts: 1363
Joined: 11/14/2007
Status: offline 		oooh I accept!

For angel I offer a bag of reeses peanut butter cups!


_____________________________

Don't expect anything of me and I promise I'll never disappoint you.

"The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything. --Nietzsche"

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RE: Make Me An Offer - 5/21/2010 7:47:54 PM   
FelineFae


Posts: 7756
Joined: 1/23/2009
From: i do wander everywhere...
Status: offline 		Candy! i accept.

i offer a cube of Mnt. Dew and some packages of hot sauce from Taco Bell .

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RE: Make Me An Offer - 5/21/2010 7:57:23 PM   
KMsAngel


Posts: 17415
Joined: 4/13/2007
Status: offline 		dammit, can we go back to the candy with ghita??????

she remembers my weak point, the evil delicious woman!

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20 fluffy points!

flightless cherub


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RE: Make Me An Offer - 5/21/2010 8:00:24 PM   
Wolf2Bear


Posts: 3204
Joined: 9/6/2009
Status: offline 		Ugh...sorry I have to decline

tho I do offer a lifetime of unlimited hugs, pleasure on demand and chocolate every day.


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~Resident Sadist Approved~

Take the pain
Take the pleasure
I'm the master of both
Close your eyes, not your mind
Let me into your soul
I'm gonna work it 'til your totally blown

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RE: Make Me An Offer - 5/21/2010 8:02:40 PM   
FelineFae


Posts: 7756
Joined: 1/23/2009
From: i do wander everywhere...
Status: offline 		i'll share.

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RE: Make Me An Offer - 5/21/2010 8:14:52 PM   
KMsAngel


Posts: 17415
Joined: 4/13/2007
Status: offline 		woo hoo, i'll share with Fae then

BEAR - you're MINE! (pushes everyone out of the way)

il'l come back later with a counter offer, k?


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20 fluffy points!

flightless cherub


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RE: Make Me An Offer - 5/22/2010 5:02:34 AM   
pahunkboy


Posts: 33061
Joined: 2/26/2006
From: Central Pennsylvania
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Wolf2Bear

Ugh...sorry I have to decline

tho I do offer a lifetime of unlimited hugs, pleasure on demand and chocolate every day.



I accept.

I offer a rose garden.

(in reply to Wolf2Bear)
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