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LittleBroken -> Make Me An Offer (5/21/2010 5:36:42 PM)

Here is a new game (I hope) to this forum.
(remember this is all in good fun)

The poster makes an offer/ing to have sex with you and you accept and then you make your offer to the next person to post....
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I offer a pair of hand cuffs, a bottle of baby oil and a dvd of "sluts jelly wrestling".

Do you accept?




DarkSteven -> RE: Make Me An Offer (5/21/2010 6:30:43 PM)

I accept!

I offer a kind heart, a dry wit, and a body that is in great shape but could collapse any minute.  And a bunch of Shadow Lane spanking videos.  Do you accept?




LittleBroken -> RE: Make Me An Offer (5/21/2010 6:33:59 PM)

I accept!

I offer three camels, $1.20 in lose change and a small amount of pocket lint.

Do you accept?




ghitaPVH -> RE: Make Me An Offer (5/21/2010 6:57:53 PM)

Ill up your camels three yaks and a goat....




LittleBroken -> RE: Make Me An Offer (5/21/2010 7:04:07 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: ghitaPVH

Ill up your camels three yaks and a goat....


I accept!

I offer a box of ammo to go with the heat your packin', a bag of sweet chili crisps and a can of Coke Zero.

Do you accept?




ghitaPVH -> RE: Make Me An Offer (5/21/2010 7:05:41 PM)

hell yea I accept for ammo...Id definitely screw for ammo....


I offer three midgets and a bottle of wesson oil and a roll of plastic sheeting...




KMsAngel -> RE: Make Me An Offer (5/21/2010 7:26:35 PM)

can we make that olive oil and biodegradeable plastic sheeting? then we're on!

i offer exposed electrical wires, 4 pens of insulin and a silk scarf...




ghitaPVH -> RE: Make Me An Offer (5/21/2010 7:31:52 PM)

oooh I accept!

For angel I offer a bag of reeses peanut butter cups!




FelineFae -> RE: Make Me An Offer (5/21/2010 7:47:54 PM)

Candy! i accept.

i offer a cube of Mnt. Dew and some packages of hot sauce from Taco Bell .




KMsAngel -> RE: Make Me An Offer (5/21/2010 7:57:23 PM)

dammit, can we go back to the candy with ghita??????

she remembers my weak point, the evil delicious woman!




Wolf2Bear -> RE: Make Me An Offer (5/21/2010 8:00:24 PM)

Ugh...sorry I have to decline

tho I do offer a lifetime of unlimited hugs, pleasure on demand and chocolate every day.




FelineFae -> RE: Make Me An Offer (5/21/2010 8:02:40 PM)

i'll share.




KMsAngel -> RE: Make Me An Offer (5/21/2010 8:14:52 PM)

woo hoo, i'll share with Fae then

BEAR - you're MINE! (pushes everyone out of the way)

il'l come back later with a counter offer, k?




pahunkboy -> RE: Make Me An Offer (5/22/2010 5:02:34 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Wolf2Bear

Ugh...sorry I have to decline

tho I do offer a lifetime of unlimited hugs, pleasure on demand and chocolate every day.



I accept.

I offer a rose garden.




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