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By The Daily Caller | Published: 04/30/10 at 11:56 AM



In what may be one of the most shocking stories of the year, a man in China died after having an eel inserted into his rectum. Doctors who treated the victim in the Sichuan Province, did not know how the man met his demise until they performed an autopsy and discovered an Asian swamp eel up his backside. Reports indicate that the man, who has only been identified as a chef, apparently was a victim of a horrible prank. The chef, after a heavy night of drinking, passed out with some of his friends. Those friends thought that it would be funny to put the eel inside of the victim. The medical examiner determined that the cause of death was that the eel, which was fifty centimeters long, devoured the man’s bowels. No word yet on charges against the friends for their role in the death.

Read more: http://dailycaller.com/2010/04/30/man-dies-after-having-eel-inserting-in-rectum-during-a-prank-gone-awry/#ixzz0mc8qJ7nD


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RE: Man dies after having eel inserting in rectum durin... - 4/30/2010 12:55:51 PM   
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RE: Man dies after having eel inserting in rectum durin... - 4/30/2010 12:59:30 PM   
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RE: Man dies after having eel inserting in rectum durin... - 4/30/2010 1:06:00 PM   
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RE: Man dies after having eel inserting in rectum durin... - 4/30/2010 1:09:47 PM   
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Status: offline 		Maybe it should have been an electric eel. The first jolt would have woken the guy so he could get medical attention. I would hope, anyway.

Damn.

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RE: Man dies after having eel inserting in rectum durin... - 4/30/2010 1:12:55 PM   
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RE: Man dies after having eel inserting in rectum durin... - 4/30/2010 1:14:09 PM   
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RE: Man dies after having eel inserting in rectum durin... - 4/30/2010 1:25:53 PM   
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RE: Man dies after having eel inserting in rectum durin... - 4/30/2010 1:27:26 PM   
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It's a slippery slope.....


the lengths some people will go to

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RE: Man dies after having eel inserting in rectum durin... - 4/30/2010 1:53:03 PM   
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RE: Man dies after having eel inserting in rectum durin... - 4/30/2010 2:59:37 PM   
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Status: offline 		As someone posted on another board, how does something like this NOT "go awry"? Do eel insertion pranks ever just come out okay?

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RE: Man dies after having eel inserting in rectum durin... - 4/30/2010 3:08:26 PM   
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RE: Man dies after having eel inserting in rectum durin... - 4/30/2010 3:10:26 PM   
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RE: Man dies after having eel inserting in rectum durin... - 4/30/2010 3:17:36 PM   
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Guess he didn't have the intestinal fortitude.

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RE: Man dies after having eel inserting in rectum durin... - 4/30/2010 3:21:17 PM   
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RE: Man dies after having eel inserting in rectum durin... - 4/30/2010 4:17:38 PM   
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RE: Man dies after having eel inserting in rectum durin... - 4/30/2010 5:23:44 PM   
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ORIGINAL: MichiganHeadmast

Man dies after having eel inserting in rectum during a prank gone awry

By The Daily Caller | Published: 04/30/10 at 11:56 AM

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In what may be one of the most shocking stories of the year, a man in China died after having an eel inserted into his rectum. Doctors who treated the victim in the Sichuan Province, did not know how the man met his demise until they performed an autopsy and discovered an Asian swamp eel up his backside. Reports indicate that the man, who has only been identified as a chef, apparently was a victim of a horrible prank. The chef, after a heavy night of drinking, passed out with some of his friends. Those friends thought that it would be funny to put the eel inside of the victim. The medical examiner determined that the cause of death was that the eel, which was fifty centimeters long, devoured the man’s bowels. No word yet on charges against the friends for their role in the death.

Read more: http://dailycaller.com/2010/04/30/man-dies-after-having-eel-inserting-in-rectum-during-a-prank-gone-awry/#ixzz0mc8qJ7nD




OMG!!!!!! We were gonna do that next weekend!

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RE: Man dies after having eel inserting in rectum durin... - 4/30/2010 5:26:46 PM   
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RE: Man dies after having eel inserting in rectum durin... - 4/30/2010 5:27:41 PM   
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