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RE: Man dies after having eel inserting in rectum durin... - 4/30/2010 5:27:49 PM   
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RE: Man dies after having eel inserting in rectum durin... - 4/30/2010 5:56:44 PM   
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RE: Man dies after having eel inserting in rectum durin... - 4/30/2010 6:01:48 PM   
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RE: Man dies after having eel inserting in rectum durin... - 4/30/2010 6:17:54 PM   
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RE: Man dies after having eel inserting in rectum durin... - 4/30/2010 6:24:04 PM   
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RE: Man dies after having eel inserting in rectum durin... - 4/30/2010 6:28:02 PM   
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RE: Man dies after having eel inserting in rectum durin... - 4/30/2010 6:40:50 PM   
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OMG!!!!!! We were gonna do that next weekend!


Don't worry kid...
This was a freak accident.
I would not worry just proceed as planed...
On second thought it couldn't hurt to chuck in a couple of handfulls of m&ms and some milk duds and maybe some beef jerky

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RE: Man dies after having eel inserting in rectum durin... - 4/30/2010 6:53:43 PM   
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OMG!!!!!! We were gonna do that next weekend!


I give it two more years.

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RE: Man dies after having eel inserting in rectum durin... - 4/30/2010 7:46:39 PM   
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ORIGINAL: thompsonx

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OMG!!!!!! We were gonna do that next weekend!


Don't worry kid...
This was a freak accident.


Riiight. They tripped, fell and their eel landed in his ass.

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RE: Man dies after having eel inserting in rectum durin... - 4/30/2010 8:01:07 PM   
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Toooooo put an eel up your ass
Take a big hit of grass
That's a Moray...

Come on guys, take a shot at it, you know you want to!


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RE: Man dies after having eel inserting in rectum durin... - 4/30/2010 8:43:06 PM   
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RE: Man dies after having eel inserting in rectum durin... - 4/30/2010 8:58:45 PM   
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RE: Man dies after having eel inserting in rectum durin... - 4/30/2010 9:24:33 PM   
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RE: Man dies after having eel inserting in rectum durin... - 4/30/2010 10:33:53 PM   
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ORIGINAL: SweetPoosy

*Sung to "That's Amore"

Toooooo put an eel up your ass
Take a big hit of grass
That's a Moray...

Come on guys, take a shot at it, you know you want to!



That is very funny.

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RE: Man dies after having eel inserting in rectum durin... - 5/1/2010 12:31:21 AM   
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RE: Man dies after having eel inserting in rectum durin... - 5/1/2010 12:36:37 AM   
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ORIGINAL: SweetPoosy

*Sung to "That's Amore"

Toooooo put an eel up your ass
Take a big hit of grass
That's a Moray...

Come on guys, take a shot at it, you know you want to!



ROFL!

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RE: Man dies after having eel inserting in rectum durin... - 5/1/2010 1:23:07 AM   
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ORIGINAL: BailyBoo

The true question is: What is the eel going to be charged with?


It was an ELECTRIC eel?????


Shocking...

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RE: Man dies after having eel inserting in rectum durin... - 5/1/2010 1:26:16 AM   
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RE: Man dies after having eel inserting in rectum durin... - 5/1/2010 4:01:09 AM   
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nice one!!!!

edited for spelling, but only because that pedantic git SaintIntensity would witter on endlessly if I didn't correct it...

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RE: Man dies after having eel inserting in rectum durin... - 5/1/2010 4:03:18 AM   
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