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Piss ups on public cash General public required to fork out for booze and cigarettes Exclusive by Alison Nutter We can reveal exclusively that immigrants from Eastern Europe and Africa are going out and living it up on wild nights out paid for by the British taxpayers. Our secret investigation has revealed that every weekend thousands of immigrants from places like Ghana, Nigeria and Poland get together every weekend to smoke and drink and you - the British taxpayer - are footing the bill. Patience Mbono, 38, from Nigeria, who has been in this country 25 years and who pockets a massive £18,000 of taxpayer's money each year as a staff nurse at a London hospital plans to blow almost £65 over the next weekend drinking and smoking with her friends, from places such as Ghana and Nigeria, going out to pubs in South London. We can reveal that she will be helped by Pakistani Iqbal Hussein, 54, who runs the AG Off-Licence, Newsagent and Grocery in Brixton Road, South London to obtain packets of cigarettes and vodka in exchange for cash from decent, law-abiding Britons which has outraged moral indignation groups across the country. 'It's terrible,' fumed John Sanctimonious from Peckham, South London, 'Many decent hard-working people born and bred in this country can't get jobs while this greedy woman is living it up with money that could be spent on schools or hospitals.' We can also reveal that this is not an isolated incident either, but happens in many places everywhere in Britain every weekend. In North London we discovered that Alicja Przybyszewska, 23, from Warsaw in Poland receives a staggering £120 EVERY WEEK of money direct from the British taxpayer working as a hospital cleaner in East, North and West London and plans to shell out £18 on vodka and cigarettes meeting with other immigrants from Poland who are travelling fromas far away as Guildford, Reading, and Hertford to spend the entire weekend together partying in a flat in Camden Town. According to a neighbour who preferred to remain anonymous Ms Przybyszewska: - uses taxpayers money to pay cash when she travels by bus - owns a mobile phone and mp3 player - regularly makes long distance international phone calls to her relatives in Poland - is often seen at the local Sainsbury's supermarket buying things. We can reveal that Alicja and many other Poles are helped by people such as 'Tomek', also from Poland, who pretends to run an employment agency but in fact arranges for hundreds of other Poles to work in hospitals as cleaners and porters so they too can receive huge sums of taxpayers' money (as much as a whopping £135 a week) which is taken out of the country and is also used to buy cigarettes, beer, cider, wine, vodka, brandy and other forms of alcohol from various locations up and down the country. 'This wouldn't happen in the States,' claims John Thomas, 34, unemployed of Kentish Town, who has started a petition which has got three signatures, 'In the States there's the death penalty, these people would be executed. But here in Britain we're too soft. We need to reintroduce the death penalty and stop immigrants coming to our country and taking our money.'
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