Collarspace Discussion Forums


Home  Login  Search 

Taxpayers pay for drunken immigrant parties


View related threads: (in this forum | in all forums)

Logged in as: Guest
 
All Forums >> [Casual Banter] >> Off the Grid >> Taxpayers pay for drunken immigrant parties Page: [1] 2   next >   >>
Login
Message << Older Topic   Newer Topic >>
Taxpayers pay for drunken immigrant parties - 4/20/2010 3:19:03 AM   
stella41b


Posts: 4258
Joined: 10/16/2007
From: SW London (UK)
Status: offline
Piss ups on public cash
General public required to fork out for booze and cigarettes

Exclusive by Alison Nutter

We can reveal exclusively that immigrants from Eastern Europe and Africa are going out and living it up on wild nights out paid for by the British taxpayers. Our secret investigation has revealed that every weekend thousands of immigrants from places like Ghana, Nigeria and Poland get together every weekend to smoke and drink and you - the British taxpayer - are footing the bill.

Patience Mbono, 38, from Nigeria, who has been in this country 25 years and who pockets a massive £18,000 of taxpayer's money each year as a staff nurse at a London hospital plans to blow almost £65 over the next weekend drinking and smoking with her friends, from places such as Ghana and Nigeria, going out to pubs in South London.

We can reveal that she will be helped by Pakistani Iqbal Hussein, 54, who runs the AG Off-Licence, Newsagent and Grocery in Brixton Road, South London to obtain packets of cigarettes and vodka in exchange for cash from decent, law-abiding Britons which has outraged moral indignation groups across the country.

'It's terrible,' fumed John Sanctimonious from Peckham, South London, 'Many decent hard-working people born and bred in this country can't get jobs while this greedy woman is living it up with money that could be spent on schools or hospitals.'

We can also reveal that this is not an isolated incident either, but happens in many places everywhere in Britain every weekend. In North London we discovered that Alicja Przybyszewska, 23, from Warsaw in Poland receives a staggering £120 EVERY WEEK of money direct from the British taxpayer working as a hospital cleaner in East, North and West London and plans to shell out £18 on vodka and cigarettes meeting with other immigrants from Poland who are travelling fromas far away as Guildford, Reading, and Hertford to spend the entire weekend together partying in a flat in Camden Town.

According to a neighbour who preferred to remain anonymous Ms Przybyszewska:

- uses taxpayers money to pay cash when she travels by bus

- owns a mobile phone and mp3 player

- regularly makes long distance international phone calls to her relatives in Poland

- is often seen at the local Sainsbury's supermarket buying things.

We can reveal that Alicja and many other Poles are helped by people such as 'Tomek', also from Poland, who pretends to run an employment agency but in fact arranges for hundreds of other Poles to work in hospitals as cleaners and porters so they too can receive huge sums of taxpayers' money (as much as a whopping £135 a week) which is taken out of the country and is also used to buy cigarettes, beer, cider, wine, vodka, brandy and other forms of alcohol from various locations up and down the country.

'This wouldn't happen in the States,' claims John Thomas, 34, unemployed of Kentish Town, who has started a petition which has got three signatures, 'In the States there's the death penalty, these people would be executed. But here in Britain we're too soft. We need to reintroduce the death penalty and stop immigrants coming to our country and taking our money.'

_____________________________

CM's Resident Lyricist
also Facebook
http://stella.baker.tripod.com/
50NZpoints
Q2
Simply Q
Profile   Post #: 1
RE: Taxpayers pay for drunken immigrant parties - 4/20/2010 3:30:27 AM   
LadyEllen


Posts: 10931
Joined: 6/30/2006
From: Stourport-England
Status: offline
Its worse than that Stella - think of the crime too; I know of dozens of immigrants from central and eastern Europe who are here actively involved in Europe-wide money laundering schemes, fronted as "international transport companies" that take dirty money from manufacturers and launder it at an impressive 95p in the pound, before taking a cut from the proceeds as "salary" on which they pay national insurance and income tax in order to evade detection.

In my day it was British engaged in this activity. What is the world coming to?

E

_____________________________

In a test against the leading brand, 9 out of 10 participants couldnt tell the difference. Dumbasses.

(in reply to stella41b)
Profile   Post #: 2
RE: Taxpayers pay for drunken immigrant parties - 4/20/2010 4:21:44 AM   
Aneirin


Posts: 6121
Joined: 3/18/2006
From: Tamaris
Status: offline


_____________________________

Everything we are is the result of what we have thought, the mind is everything, what we think, we become - Guatama Buddha

Conservatism is distrust of people tempered by fear - William Gladstone

(in reply to LadyEllen)
Profile   Post #: 3
RE: Taxpayers pay for drunken immigrant parties - 4/20/2010 5:07:24 AM   
pahunkboy


Posts: 33061
Joined: 2/26/2006
From: Central Pennsylvania
Status: offline
Thank god is isn't US tax payers.




(in reply to Aneirin)
Profile   Post #: 4
RE: Taxpayers pay for drunken immigrant parties - 4/20/2010 6:14:22 AM   
DarkSteven


Posts: 28072
Joined: 5/2/2008
Status: offline
Nineteen days late!

_____________________________

"You women....

The small-breasted ones want larger breasts. The large-breasted ones want smaller ones. The straight-haired ones curl their hair, and the curly-haired ones straighten theirs...

Quit fretting. We men love you."

(in reply to pahunkboy)
Profile   Post #: 5
RE: Taxpayers pay for drunken immigrant parties - 4/20/2010 6:22:47 AM   
VaguelyCurious


Posts: 5264
Joined: 12/2/2009
From: United Kingdom
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: pahunkboy

Thank god is isn't US tax payers.
Divi (or whoever it is) is right. This board really needs a sarcasm font.

Thanks for the giggle, Stella-all them foreigners, coming over here, keeping all our hospitals MRSA free and being nice to the patients (the last time I was in hospital the cleaner was this lovely old geezer from Lagos-he noticed my IV had finished waaay before I did, and fetched a nurse for me)-it's shocking and terrible and should be STOPPED.

:P


_____________________________

Sthetic on FetLife.




(in reply to pahunkboy)
Profile   Post #: 6
RE: Taxpayers pay for drunken immigrant parties - 4/20/2010 6:51:13 AM   
pahunkboy


Posts: 33061
Joined: 2/26/2006
From: Central Pennsylvania
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: VaguelyCurious

quote:

ORIGINAL: pahunkboy

Thank god is isn't US tax payers.
Divi (or whoever it is) is right. This board really needs a sarcasm font.

Thanks for the giggle, Stella-all them foreigners, coming over here, keeping all our hospitals MRSA free and being nice to the patients (the last time I was in hospital the cleaner was this lovely old geezer from Lagos-he noticed my IV had finished waaay before I did, and fetched a nurse for me)-it's shocking and terrible and should be STOPPED.

:P



Not to worry.  Next up for congress is Immigration "reform"  gags

(in reply to VaguelyCurious)
Profile   Post #: 7
RE: Taxpayers pay for drunken immigrant parties - 4/20/2010 10:44:10 AM   
Lucylastic


Posts: 40310
Status: offline
I second/third/whatever the sarcasm font, I have tears....im easy to please today:) but funnny funny

_____________________________

(•_•)
<) )╯SUCH
/ \

\(•_•)
( (> A NASTY
/ \

(•_•)
<) )> WOMAN
/ \

Duchess Of Dissent
Dont Hate Love

(in reply to pahunkboy)
Profile   Post #: 8
RE: Taxpayers pay for drunken immigrant parties - 4/20/2010 12:22:13 PM   
Rule


Posts: 10479
Joined: 12/5/2005
Status: offline
I suspect that they wash their hands as well, perhaps even for free if not on the tax payers money.

(in reply to stella41b)
Profile   Post #: 9
RE: Taxpayers pay for drunken immigrant parties - 4/20/2010 1:05:19 PM   
ShoreBound149


Posts: 622
Joined: 7/2/2009
Status: offline
Stella,

This may help you feel better .

50 Ways the US wastes tax dollars

A few of my personal favorites:


The National Institutes of Health spends $1.3 million per month to rent a lab that it cannot use.

Medicare officials recently mailed $50 million in erroneous refunds to 230,000 Medicare recipients

The Conservation Reserve program pays farmers $2 billion annually not to farm their land

Auditors discovered that 900,000 of the 2.5 million recipients of emergency Katrina assistance provided false names, addresses, or Social Security numbers or submitted multiple applications.

The refusal of many federal employees to fly coach costs taxpayers $146 million annually in flight upgrades.


_____________________________

"People don't think it be like it is, but it do."

Oscar Gamble

(in reply to stella41b)
Profile   Post #: 10
RE: Taxpayers pay for drunken immigrant parties - 4/20/2010 1:28:42 PM   
myotherself


Posts: 7157
Joined: 3/9/2006
From: The cold bit of the UK
Status: offline
Awesome Stella - I laughed soooo hard!

Although I'd like to complain about my GP too. She's African, but been in this country since she was a baby. Her mother selfishly stole a place at medical school for her daughter, depriving a true Brit from the education.

And what has this dreadful woman done? She only qualified as a doctor, spent many years in the UK NHS system and then selfishly and callously opened a GP practice in a deprived area of the North East. She makes the problem a hell of a lot worse by providing the kind of care and 'extra mile' effort that many people in more affluent areas would actually pay for. Unbelievable!

I find it astounding that we allow her to work 60+ hours a week, have a young family... and then we even pay her!

We are getting too complacent over here in Blighty.

_____________________________

There's nowt so queer as folk


(in reply to stella41b)
Profile   Post #: 11
RE: Taxpayers pay for drunken immigrant parties - 4/20/2010 2:35:10 PM   
VaguelyCurious


Posts: 5264
Joined: 12/2/2009
From: United Kingdom
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: myotherself

Although I'd like to complain about my GP too. 
I've had similarly awful experiences-my old GP was a Pakistani woman who shamefully conned the government into giving her daughters high scores on their eleven-pluses by educating them, would you believe it-then she had the nerve to send them to my old school, where they then spied on me doing the lighting for a school dance show by infiltrating the school dance company, and then reported back to her! Shocking!

One of them apparently dared to take the lead in a school play from under the noses of more deserving pupils once I'd left!


_____________________________

Sthetic on FetLife.




(in reply to myotherself)
Profile   Post #: 12
RE: Taxpayers pay for drunken immigrant parties - 4/20/2010 2:36:42 PM   
VaguelyCurious


Posts: 5264
Joined: 12/2/2009
From: United Kingdom
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: ShoreBound149

A few of my personal favorites:


The National Institutes of Health spends $1.3 million per month to rent a lab that it cannot use.

Medicare officials recently mailed $50 million in erroneous refunds to 230,000 Medicare recipients

The Conservation Reserve program pays farmers $2 billion annually not to farm their land

Auditors discovered that 900,000 of the 2.5 million recipients of emergency Katrina assistance provided false names, addresses, or Social Security numbers or submitted multiple applications.

The refusal of many federal employees to fly coach costs taxpayers $146 million annually in flight upgrades.

What do we want? A sarcasm font!
When do we want it? We want it sent through a time warp to a time before this post!

_____________________________

Sthetic on FetLife.




(in reply to ShoreBound149)
Profile   Post #: 13
RE: Taxpayers pay for drunken immigrant parties - 4/20/2010 2:39:42 PM   
kittinSol


Posts: 16926
Status: offline
We need a sarcasm font .

_____________________________



(in reply to VaguelyCurious)
Profile   Post #: 14
RE: Taxpayers pay for drunken immigrant parties - 4/20/2010 5:31:55 PM   
LadyEllen


Posts: 10931
Joined: 6/30/2006
From: Stourport-England
Status: offline
"No sarcasm font!" - Text Enough Already party

E

_____________________________

In a test against the leading brand, 9 out of 10 participants couldnt tell the difference. Dumbasses.

(in reply to kittinSol)
Profile   Post #: 15
"being foreign in a public place" - 4/21/2010 4:50:47 PM   
LadyEllen


Posts: 10931
Joined: 6/30/2006
From: Stourport-England
Status: offline
One of my business contacts, along with his three friends, was arrested last Saturday. They'd gone into Sainsbury's, chatting as one might expect in their native language. This chat alerted the security guard, who just the day before apparently had failed to prevent another group not speaking in English from making off with some goods. He called the police.

The police descended on them, arrested them, searched them and their car and, finding nothing, took them to the station and removed the vehicle for a more "thorough" search - on suspicion of theft, fraud, drugs possession and a host of other nonsense. Still no evidence turned up to support the allegations of the security guard that they were up to no good, but this of course didnt stop the police from disregarding the law, as they always do, and keeping them in overnight pending "further investigations". None of them were allowed to make a call.

The next morning they were released, being told to report back to answer bail - this being a hundred miles from their home in the UK. My contact had no idea there was anything wrong in all this - the police in his country behave well if they conform to this sort of behaviour, and it would have been much worse in his country. I'm itching for him to make a complaint- because quite simply, they were arrested and put through this ordeal without due cause, aside of course from being foreign in a public place.

E

_____________________________

In a test against the leading brand, 9 out of 10 participants couldnt tell the difference. Dumbasses.

(in reply to LadyEllen)
Profile   Post #: 16
RE: "being foreign in a public place" - 4/21/2010 4:58:24 PM   
Aneirin


Posts: 6121
Joined: 3/18/2006
From: Tamaris
Status: offline
We certainly do not need a sarcasm font to let people know when sarcasm is afoot, for they should be able to see it where it occurs.

If you don't understand, ask instead of  shooting off half cocked to the amusement of others.


_____________________________

Everything we are is the result of what we have thought, the mind is everything, what we think, we become - Guatama Buddha

Conservatism is distrust of people tempered by fear - William Gladstone

(in reply to LadyEllen)
Profile   Post #: 17
RE: "being foreign in a public place" - 4/21/2010 5:04:43 PM   
LadyEllen


Posts: 10931
Joined: 6/30/2006
From: Stourport-England
Status: offline
que?

"thats it mate, youre under arrest on suspicion of being foreign; you do not have to say anything, but if you do not mention when questioned.............."

E

_____________________________

In a test against the leading brand, 9 out of 10 participants couldnt tell the difference. Dumbasses.

(in reply to Aneirin)
Profile   Post #: 18
RE: "being foreign in a public place" - 4/21/2010 5:13:33 PM   
Level


Posts: 25145
Joined: 3/3/2006
Status: offline




_____________________________

Fake the heat and scratch the itch
Skinned up knees and salty lips
Let go it's harder holding on
One more trip and I'll be gone

~~ Stone Temple Pilots

(in reply to LadyEllen)
Profile   Post #: 19
RE: "being foreign in a public place" - 4/21/2010 5:29:58 PM   
Lucylastic


Posts: 40310
Status: offline
Dripping in

_____________________________

(•_•)
<) )╯SUCH
/ \

\(•_•)
( (> A NASTY
/ \

(•_•)
<) )> WOMAN
/ \

Duchess Of Dissent
Dont Hate Love

(in reply to Level)
Profile   Post #: 20
Page:   [1] 2   next >   >>
All Forums >> [Casual Banter] >> Off the Grid >> Taxpayers pay for drunken immigrant parties Page: [1] 2   next >   >>
Jump to:





New Messages No New Messages
Hot Topic w/ New Messages Hot Topic w/o New Messages
Locked w/ New Messages Locked w/o New Messages
 Post New Thread
 Reply to Message
 Post New Poll
 Submit Vote
 Delete My Own Post
 Delete My Own Thread
 Rate Posts




Collarchat.com © 2025
Terms of Service Privacy Policy Spam Policy

0.172