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LadyAngelika -> Sarcasm (3/30/2010 8:36:08 PM)
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Alright, I'm not sure if any of you are familiar with the Sarcasm Society, but I think they come out with some real awesome quotes. They recently published their Top 10 Sarcastic Quotes of All Time
10. “Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.” –Ashleigh Brilliant
9. “I feel so miserable without you, it’s almost like having you here.” –Stephen Bishop
8. “I don’t know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn’t.” –Jules Renard
7. “I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me.” –John Cleese
6. “Personal experience makes a believer out of anyone; that explains the hordes of evolution deniers.” –Sarcasm Society
5. “Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.” –Mark Twain
4. “Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.” –Oscar Wilde
3. “Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.” –Mark Twain
2. “A child of five could understand this. Fetch me a child of five.” –Groucho Marx
1. “If you ever become a mother, can I have one of the puppies?” –Charles Pierce
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While I find quite a few funny, I'm not sure I would consider them to be the top 10. A few that I adore that are missing
“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.” ~Albert Einstein
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." -George Carlin
"I think that God in creating Man somewhat overestimated his ability." -Oscar Wilde
And my favourite...
"Your opinions mean as much to me as my facts mean to you." - Unknown
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What are some of your favourite sarcastic quotes?
- LA
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