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LadyAngelika -> RE: Sarcasm (3/31/2010 4:21:00 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: VaguelyCurious Person A: Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. Person B: That's why I use it when I'm talking to you. That's an automatic response in my parents' house. I once accidentally said it to my biology teacher, when I was about fifteen. And? What was your punishment? ;-) - LA

VaguelyCurious -> RE: Sarcasm (3/31/2010 5:12:33 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyAngelika And? What was your punishment? ;-) - LA None-he was one of the teachers who was genuinely shit-scared of me. I feel a little bad about it now.

LadyAngelika -> RE: Sarcasm (3/31/2010 5:20:48 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: VaguelyCurious quote: ORIGINAL: LadyAngelika And? What was your punishment? ;-) - LA None-he was one of the teachers who was genuinely shit-scared of me. I feel a little bad about it now. Oh my, I should have guessed that you were already intimidating men at 15. ;-) - LA

sirsholly -> RE: Sarcasm (3/31/2010 5:23:21 AM)
<<<just sitting back enjoying this thread. I cannot contribute, since i do not have a sarcastic bone in my body.

VaguelyCurious -> RE: Sarcasm (3/31/2010 5:29:19 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyAngelika Oh my, I should have guessed that you were already intimidating men at 15. ;-) - LA Not just men...;-) Seriously, though, he was one of the least attractive people I've ever met in my life. So it wasn't intimidation in the sexy way, it was just blistering sarcasm. I was frustrated by most of school, and I took it out on any teacher rubbish enough for me to blame them.

LadyAngelika -> RE: Sarcasm (3/31/2010 5:30:40 AM)
Yeah right Holly ;-) These are for you. Top 10 Groucho Marx 10. From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it. 9. A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. 8. I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. 7. I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception. 6. I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn’t it. 5. She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon. 4. I didn’t like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions – the curtain was up. 3. I don’t care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members. 2. Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution? 1. Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read. ____ I'll really have to remember #6 for all bad dates. - LA

LadyAngelika -> RE: Sarcasm (3/31/2010 5:32:08 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: VaguelyCurious quote: ORIGINAL: LadyAngelika Oh my, I should have guessed that you were already intimidating men at 15. ;-) - LA Not just men...;-) Seriously, though, he was one of the least attractive people I've ever met in my life. So it wasn't intimidation in the sexy way, it was just blistering sarcasm. I was frustrated by most of school, and I took it out on any teacher rubbish enough for me to blame them. I was very much the same way when I was 15. I think my one line I told an English teacher was: You are so full of yourself that you are actually quite empty. - LA

sirsholly -> RE: Sarcasm (3/31/2010 6:00:10 AM)
quote: Yeah right Holly ;-) LadyA...do i detect a note of sarcasm?[:D]

sweetboundesire -> RE: Sarcasm (3/31/2010 6:03:55 AM)
I'm just waking up but found a few...not off the top of my head...still, they are good. Sarcasm is one of the fun things that wake my ass up... If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you. I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception. The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech. Familiarity breeds contempt -- and children. I would like to live in Manchester, England. The transition between Manchester and death would be unnoticeable. He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know. He is a self-made man and worships his creator. He has Van Gogh's ear for music. Love: a temporary insanity, curable by marriage. Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome. I'll always cherish the original misconception I had of you. Stay with me; I want to be alone One of the lessons of history is that Nothing is often a good thing to do and always a clever thing to say. What have you been reading, the Gospel According to St. Bastard? and my favorite from a dear, sweet Leo lady I met the another night... "Enough about me! Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?" lol

DomImus -> RE: Sarcasm (3/31/2010 6:07:04 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: OrpheusAgonistes I like the line from Mencken (often mistakenly attributed to Voltaire): "God is a comedian playing to an audience too terrified to laugh." Someone once quoted that line to me in (not quite correct) French and attributed it to Voltaire. I told her that Voltaire would be flattered--not only had she stolen a brilliancy for him but she'd taken the time to translate it into bad French. I love Henry Mencken. "Love is the delusion that one woman differs from all the rest".

Lucylastic -> RE: Sarcasm (3/31/2010 6:18:59 AM)
Sarcasm. [image]http://www.lucylasticslair.com/fun/sarcasm.jpg[/image]

blueeyedbbwsub -> RE: Sarcasm (3/31/2010 9:19:20 AM)
I was able to find a few that are I like: Sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message… I'll try being nicer if you start being smarter. You sound reasonable, time to UP my medication. How about never? Is never good enough for you? I like you, you remind me of when I was young and stupid.

blueeyedbbwsub -> RE: Sarcasm (3/31/2010 9:29:16 AM)
I was able to find a few that are I like: Sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message… I'll try being nicer if you start being smarter. You sound reasonable, time to UP my medication. How about never? Is never good enough for you? I like you, you remind me of when I was young and stupid.

blueeyedbbwsub -> RE: Sarcasm (3/31/2010 9:30:21 AM)
OOpsie posted twice. I don't have the sense Gawd gave a peanut some days. This is one of those days. [:)]

kittinSol -> RE: Sarcasm (3/31/2010 9:49:24 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyAngelika quote: bad French If there is one thing I can't tolerate, it's bad French! - LA Mieux vaut du mauvais français que pas de français du tout [8D] .

subtee -> RE: Sarcasm (3/31/2010 9:52:11 AM)
~FR (What she said, pretty sure I'd agree.) There is a disturbing lack of sarcasm on these boards all together...

sirsholly -> RE: Sarcasm (3/31/2010 9:58:23 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: subtee There is a disturbing lack of sarcasm on these boards all together... Easily fixed if you would post more, Tee [:)]

subtee -> RE: Sarcasm (3/31/2010 10:03:46 AM)
My prose is agonizingly difficult to craft; I'm like Shakespeare...or Erma Bombeck.

divi -> RE: Sarcasm (3/31/2010 10:04:36 AM)
Subtee- makes sarcasm sexy

subtee -> RE: Sarcasm (3/31/2010 10:09:58 AM)
It's lucrative also! You want fries with that? ~fullbodyhug for Divi (mmmmmmmmmmm)

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