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Darwin Awards- my nominee - 12/30/2009 6:28:28 PM   
maybemaybenot


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http://www.rapidcityjournal.com/news/article_9d4a1d0e-f4d1-11de-8edf-001cc4c002e0.html



hmmmm, do you need to die for the Darwin Award ? If so, she deserves an honorable mention, cuz she sure as hell will be dead soon.

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RE: Darwin Awards- my nominee - 12/30/2009 6:31:57 PM   
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RE: Darwin Awards- my nominee - 12/30/2009 6:34:40 PM   
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They should check the blood alcohol level of the undertaker in the next story down just to verify that Marguerite's .708 record still stands!

http://www.rapidcityjournal.com/news/article_860ce062-f5b3-11de-af26-001cc4c03286.html

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RE: Darwin Awards- my nominee - 12/30/2009 6:49:25 PM   
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RE: Darwin Awards- my nominee - 12/30/2009 6:53:18 PM   
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RE: Darwin Awards- my nominee - 12/30/2009 6:55:58 PM   
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The story says she's 45, unless she quits very soon its got to be very near the end for her.

Drinking the way she obviously does, no one can live much beyond that. I'll bet she has a lot of deep emotional issues, just a guess.


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RE: Darwin Awards- my nominee - 12/30/2009 7:09:06 PM   
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RE: Darwin Awards- my nominee - 12/30/2009 7:16:01 PM   
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Status: offline 		to answer the OP question, I'm a big fan of the Darwins, and always buy the books.
One person has won the darwin and lived to tell about it, but I don't see how a female could.
To win a Darwin, you must be found to have done the most good to the human gene pool by removing yourself from it in some act of breathtaking stupidity. children are not eligble, and niether are those whose stupid acts are felonies which take other lives along with their own, since she feels both are nothing to laugh at. But she does give honorable mentions to people in those situations who would not therefore have been eligble for a darwin had they actually died.

The one person who won the darwin and lived to tell about it was a man who thought it would be very funny to put his testicles into a bal washer on a golf course, who had an equally drunk friend who thought it would be REALLY funny if he put a quarter in the ball washer.

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RE: Darwin Awards- my nominee - 12/30/2009 7:19:13 PM   
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A.) There will be no need for embalming
B.) If she is cremated, she will surely go up in one big puff of smoke

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RE: Darwin Awards- my nominee - 12/30/2009 7:29:15 PM   
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Status: offline 		A female could remove herself from the gene pool and live to tell the tale. That would have to be some spectacular accident though. It's possible in this case that the malnutrition that comes along with chronic alcoholism could make her amenorrheic but I think the Darwin Awards are looking for something a little more permanent.

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RE: Darwin Awards- my nominee - 12/30/2009 8:24:57 PM   
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Status: offline 		I hope she doesn't take anybody with her. I would hate to hear she plowed into a car with a family or anybody...

shivers....

I hope she wises up and gets help...

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RE: Darwin Awards- my nominee - 12/30/2009 10:56:07 PM   
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Status: offline 		Damn, even Dad's record is only a .454. At the very least this broad should stop driving.

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RE: Darwin Awards- my nominee - 1/1/2010 8:59:53 PM   
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Status: offline 		My Dad's record was his last drunk, at right near .6. He has been sober since then. spent most of a week in ICU, then transfered to a detox center, over 12 years ago. there is always hope.

causing us to have immedeate doubts about the hope, when he woke up from his coma, the doctor walked in and said, 'Mr. H! your awake! That's great! Can we get you some help with that drinking problem?'

and my Dad bellowed 'I DON'T HAVE A DRINKING PROBLEM!'



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RE: Darwin Awards- my nominee - 1/1/2010 10:18:20 PM   
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Damn, even Dad's record is only a .454. At the very least this broad should stop driving.

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At least her own car...


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