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tsatske -> RE: Darwin Awards- my nominee (12/30/2009 7:16:01 PM)
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to answer the OP question, I'm a big fan of the Darwins, and always buy the books.
One person has won the darwin and lived to tell about it, but I don't see how a female could.
To win a Darwin, you must be found to have done the most good to the human gene pool by removing yourself from it in some act of breathtaking stupidity. children are not eligble, and niether are those whose stupid acts are felonies which take other lives along with their own, since she feels both are nothing to laugh at. But she does give honorable mentions to people in those situations who would not therefore have been eligble for a darwin had they actually died.
The one person who won the darwin and lived to tell about it was a man who thought it would be very funny to put his testicles into a bal washer on a golf course, who had an equally drunk friend who thought it would be REALLY funny if he put a quarter in the ball washer.
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