Aswad
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ORIGINAL: cjan deepthroating bananas can be risky. They can easily break off, yanno. If that happens and survive the experience, you might have some 'splaininto do. Crossing the street can be risky. Yes, if the banana is peeled, it can break off if it bumps into something. If you're keeping your glottis open at that time, it could theoretically get lodged somewhere if you aren't paying attention. Should this be a major concern, then lie on an inclining surface so that your head is lower than the rest of your body, which will prevent it from falling into the trachea. Or, better yet, simply don't peel the damn thing. Just cut the sharp end off and stick a flavored condom on it. Health, al-Aswad.
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