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RE: Penis pictures - 11/24/2009 10:59:00 AM

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Someone I barely knew once sent me a pic of "it" laid out next to a dollar bill, apparently to show me how monstrous "it" was by comparision. Frankly, the dollar bill excited me more.

Send back a pic of a couple of quarters and say "Here's your change."

Hehheh....more like 75 cents!

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RE: Penis pictures - 11/24/2009 11:13:37 AM

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I've never really seen the point of sending cock pics. It's like okay, that's all well and good, but it doesn't mean you're not an axe murdering bridge troll. Are they fishing for people to be impressed or something?

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RE: Penis pictures - 11/24/2009 1:52:44 PM

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I've never really seen the point of sending cock pics. It's like okay, that's all well and good, but it doesn't mean you're not an axe murdering bridge troll. Are they fishing for people to be impressed or something?

I think I understand the point. The points, I should say, as my guess is there are two major reasons. Both of them strike me as silly, but they have a certain internal logic. Some of the senders, I suspect, consider it a transgressive act to send photos of their genitalia. They see themselves as showing how daring and liberated they are when they send such photos. For others, probably a larger number, the reason is a much simpler one. Consciously or unconsciously, they believe sexuality is all about their genitals. It seems natural to furnish a picture of what they have on offer. For them, sending a picture of their penis is just like sending a picture of a used car, if they were trying to sell one

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RE: Penis pictures - 11/24/2009 3:36:02 PM

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yes

Any photo sent to me, or email sent to me by a person that has another person in their photo's with them on their profile, get's them deleted and ignored. (not counting couple's profiles)

In my opinion, it's just classless.

Even family holiday pics? I am brokenhearted. I have sent those out numerous times.

If your family holiday pics include everyone gathered around someone's penis, I won't let it bother Me too much if I don't get that Christmas dinner invitation.

Well so much for the Christmas card I was going to send you

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RE: Penis pictures - 11/24/2009 3:36:56 PM

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I love pics of desserts...

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RE: Penis pictures - 11/24/2009 4:48:57 PM

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GYPSYMAMBO, this one's for you!

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RE: Penis pictures - 11/24/2009 5:26:48 PM

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If any lady wants to see My parts, she's gotta let me buy her dinner first.

Nah if she has the right potential i am old school. Ladies do not carry guns, money or creditcards to restaurants.

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RE: Penis pictures - 11/24/2009 5:54:59 PM

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You beat me to it! I was going to say " That's just grandpa. Everyone knows hes a real dick head."

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Any photo sent to me, or email sent to me by a person that has another person in their photo's with them on their profile, get's them deleted and ignored. (not counting couple's profiles)

In my opinion, it's just classless.

Even family holiday pics? I am brokenhearted. I have sent those out numerous times.

If your family holiday pics include everyone gathered around someone's penis, I won't let it bother Me too much if I don't get that Christmas dinner invitation.

But that's just my great uncle bob, he just looks like a penis

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RE: Penis pictures - 11/24/2009 6:34:31 PM

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GYPSYMAMBO, this one's for you!

yes yesssssssssssss oh yes .. like that just like that
do it baby do it...mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

such a good boy............

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RE: Penis pictures - 11/24/2009 6:55:47 PM

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He'd thoughtfully photoshopped a black censor bar across her eyes.

I'm amazed at how many people don't realize how easy it is to remove things like that in photoshop. Its not the best way of hiding your identity...Besides a black bar across your eyes isn't going to stop someone from recognizing you. It might work in Batman but this is real life

This thread reminds me of the time I got a message from a sub guy wanting me to dom him (wtf?! did he miss the part about my being straight?!) and tried to convince me by saying 'my cock is so big if I put it on my keyboard it would stretch all the way from 'a' to 'z'

Now look at where those keys are on your keyboard and tell me that isn't hilarious

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RE: Penis pictures - 11/24/2009 8:21:02 PM

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Uck I loathe pics of strangers sending picks of their dicks. Yuck. I would not ever take someone seriously who sent me a picture of their dick.

I think it is wrong to include others in your pics unless it is a couple profile. Pictures of beat up breasts, or the like, on a main profile picture of some dom is sad in my opinion.

I wonder if it works on any women? That and guys posing in front pleated khaki pants are just too wrong for me.

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RE: Penis pictures - 11/25/2009 1:34:46 AM

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i get sent all kinds. a couple days ago i got one where the guy was sitting, soft and his balls looked as big as his penis lol

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RE: Penis pictures - 11/25/2009 1:37:23 AM

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He'd thoughtfully photoshopped a black censor bar across her eyes.

I'm amazed at how many people don't realize how easy it is to remove things like that in photoshop. Its not the best way of hiding your identity...Besides a black bar across your eyes isn't going to stop someone from recognizing you. It might work in Batman but this is real life

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RE: Penis pictures - 11/27/2009 11:23:42 AM

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The chronicles of cock... continued.

Today's entry:

Him: hi how are u like to kowu know more

{accompanied by picture of long, thick cock}

Me: Jesus. That's thick.

Him: you like find out in person how thick it is

Me: Not really. I prefer to deal with men who lead with their intellect and personality, not their penises. Doesn't mean I can't appreciate a nice penis pic.

{a response I truly did not expect}

Him: let me explainok i am new to this site and i am very intelligent for a southern boy and if u got know me i will showu not only in pic

{mothers across the south feel a shudder up their spine and a sudden twinge of discomfort. They know not why.}

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RE: Penis pictures - 11/27/2009 3:30:38 PM

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I am so glad I don't use my pictures for introductions. But then again, I don't have a camera with a ZOOM LENS, so my Little Boy could be seen in the first place. LOL

I'll just stick to the pictures I alread have, unless a female likes pictures of Penises in Balloons, on introduction e-mails. LMCLAO

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