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BKSir -> RE: I Admit It I........ (1/23/2010 8:44:38 PM)

I admit it, I'm getting antsy about the mods approving the picture of my pet I uploaded...



Daddysredhead -> RE: I Admit It I........ (1/23/2010 9:12:57 PM)

I admit that I had a fun time this evening with Thing 2 and her little friend tonight.

I admit that I had to be on my best behavior because her friend who came with us is the principal's daughter.

I admit that I was extra careful to not make any snarky comments about people's driving and all the crazies wandering around the mall.

I admit that before the friend came over, Thing 2 was in my room as I was putting away my clothes and she saw the corset that I bought last weekend.

I admit that she looked at it and said, "Ewwwww!!!!  Mom, what IS that?"  [:o]

I admit that I said, "What's ewww about it?  It's pretty."

I admit that she continued her squick-a-licious facial contortions until I forced her to define "ewwww."

I admit that she said, "Well, it looks like something, well..., don't get mad, ok?  It looks like something bad girls wear."

I admit that I had to stifle a snort and said, "Bad?  Do you mean like... homicidal?  What kind of bad girls?"

I admit that she said, "Not homicidal, more like... slutty, a l'il bit whorey.  That kind of bad.  Not that you dress whorey, it just looks like something those kind of girls would wear."

I admit that I had to leave my room to keep from bursting into hysterics, and said, "Well, I'm glad you don't think I'm whorey."

I admit that she said, "No, just that you looked like you were gonna dress like one."  [8|]

I admit that I said, "Women wore corsets years and years ago to give them an hourglass figure under their dresses."

I admit that she rolled her eyes at me and said, "Is that what you're doing?  Did you need to do that before you had me and [Thing 1], you know, before we wrecked you and made you have a squishy belly?" 

I admit that I need a roll of duct tape for her blisteringly honest yap.  [>:]

I admit that silencing her would make my life a lot more boring... so I guess I'll just "suffer."  [:D]

*wee typo*



BKSir -> RE: I Admit It I........ (1/23/2010 9:17:08 PM)

I admit I'm laughing my ass off right now and sharing this with everyone else in the house. [sm=biggrin.gif]



Daddysredhead -> RE: I Admit It I........ (1/23/2010 9:19:25 PM)

I admit that BK needs to come to VA and listen for himself.  It's like playing the shell game every time she opens her mouth.  (you just never know)  [8|]



BKSir -> RE: I Admit It I........ (1/23/2010 9:23:01 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead

I admit that BK needs to come to VA and listen for himself.  It's like playing the shell game every time she opens her mouth.  (you just never know)  [8|]


A: She's related to you, I can about imagine.  [;)]  B:  VA huh?  Hmmm, it might be a few years before I can get down there, but, I would like to visit some day, just so I can kick the jerk that sired me right in the junk.  He deserves it.



HimNbabygirl -> RE: I Admit It I........ (1/23/2010 9:24:27 PM)

i admit i see the lovely red lurking above and rushes up to hugglesqishifygrope her.

i admit i am tired so please forgive me if this sounds kinda weird.

i admit our resident poison ivy would have loved our local mall today. there was a groups set up selling baseball cards and comic books.

i admit they had Spidey comics for $1 each (as well as others) and when my youngest hellion picked out a few to buy i made him pick a Spidey comic as well. i told him i had a gorgeous geeky green friend who would never forgive me if i didn't tallk him into at least 1 Spidey comic.

i admit the woman watching her husband's booth just looked at me and smiled. i swear it was as if she knew exactly who i was talking about.

i admit the rest of my evening went very well until dinner.

i admit, as much as i hated to do it, i think i got the waitress at cracker barrel fired tonight.

i admit she probably deserved it after the manager wouldn't let her out of the kitchen telling her it would be coming too close to our table and she didn't want the girl anywhere near us or anyone else.

i admit my night started going downhill fast after that.

i admit i ranted to Master then asked Him since i was on a roll if there was anything i could do to piss Him off too in an im from my phone then logged off before He could respond.

i admit when i got to the house i didn't immediately log on like i am supposed to do to let Him know i got in safe.

i admit when i did log on i knew He would most likely be in bed so wished Him a good night then slunk off to here to see what i missed.

i admit (with a huge goofy grin on my face) He waited up for me to get online to basically tell me the people i had pissed off were asshats and not to worry about it.

i admit He then called me His baby and sent hugs and kisses through the im and told me good night.

i admit my night didn't suck big hairy puss encrusted ape balls after all.

i admit if i had to describe myself right now, i would sound like a smore, all warm and gooey and delicious.

i admit He would be so easy to fall in love with, but as long as i am still married i refuse to let myself go that far.

<edited because i forgot to do it before i posted>

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HimNbabygirl -> RE: I Admit It I........ (1/23/2010 9:30:40 PM)

i admit that if i am allowed to come to VA in May i am soooooooooooooooooooooo glad i am leaving the hellion with his father, somehow i think he would get his ass kicked and then served up to him on a platter by thing 2.

i admit he probably deserves it, but i am looking forward to some adult only alone time if He and i go. (after the festivities and stand-up open mic night that is).


His baby girl
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Daddysredhead -> RE: I Admit It I........ (1/23/2010 9:32:36 PM)

I admit that Thing 2 got her ears re-pierced tonight.

I admit that the first place I saw, I said, "No... that guy isn't piercing my baby's ears.  He looks crazy."

I admit that we went to Claire's and the 3 ho's working there looked like the 3 monkeys from "See No Evil, Hear No Evil, Speak No Evil"... so we left and went back to the first place.

I admit that Thing 2 said, "I thought you said he looked crazy and you wouldn't let him near me?"

I admit that I said, "I may have judged him too soon.  Compared to those 3 nuts at Claire's, he looks like an artiste."

I admit that I kinda flirted with him while he was getting stuff ready to pierce my baby's ears.

I admit that this new "rapport" was to make sure that he knew I would come over the counter and knock him out if he screwed up.

I admit that he did a fantabulous job of piercing her ears and was very meticulous about getting the marks just so.

I admit that Thing 2 showed her new earrings to the principal when he came to get his daughter.

I admit that she said, "My mom wasn't gonna let the guy pierce my ears at first because she thought he looked crazy with his blown out 'fro pulled into a piggy tail, but she decided that he was better than the 3 crazy ladies at Claire's that she said reminded her of monkeys."

I admit that he looked at me like I was insane when she said that.

I admit that all I could do was kind of laugh nervously and squeeze her shoulder.

I admit that she looked at me and said, "That IS what you said, isn't it?"

I admit that I was ready to feed the hamster to the cat in order to create a diversion.

I admit that both hamster and cat are fine, and no animals were harmed in the process of getting the aforementioned principal and daughter out of my home expeditiously.



BKSir -> RE: I Admit It I........ (1/23/2010 9:34:56 PM)

I admit, that's one of many reasons I'll never have little ones.  I do a fine job embarrassing myself, I don't need their help.



Daddysredhead -> RE: I Admit It I........ (1/23/2010 9:44:12 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: BKSir

A: She's related to you, I can about imagine.  [;)] 


I admit that I never really thought that she was much like me until I started recounting the things she says, and then it was like an enormous, "Ohhhhhhhh....." moment.  [:)]   (for better or worse, LOL)

As to not having wee ones of your own to mortify you...  I can offer up many embarassing moments to you compliments of Thing 2 if need be.  Sort of like a "Thing-of-your-own-Simulator."  [:D]



BKSir -> RE: I Admit It I........ (1/23/2010 9:45:43 PM)

What is it with people the last couple days!? Everyone wants me to have a small evil creature of my own!  And it would be just like me!  I know it.  And the world doesn't deserve that kind of cruelty.



HimNbabygirl -> RE: I Admit It I........ (1/23/2010 9:45:58 PM)

i admit my husband pulled something (muscle in his back) when he finally got off his fat lazy butt and worked today and he pulled it so hard that he felt like puking every time he moved.

i admit, he was 1 of the ass hats tonight, and he did it on purpose.

i admit my sadistic little bitch came out to play as i was driving home and i actually found myself steering toward the potholes on our way to the house.

i admit i am glad she rarely feels the need to come out and play.


His baby girl
member of the Clan of the Scarlet O'Hair-a's
10 fluffy points



Daddysredhead -> RE: I Admit It I........ (1/23/2010 9:48:27 PM)

I admit that I'm sending HBG hugs and squishes right now.  [:)]  Sorry your dinner was a mess.  I'm glad that your evening is getting better.

I admit that I sent a pre-emptive text to my friend, telling her that I will not be available to babysit her little ones tomorrow.

I admit that she said it was ok, and she would talk to me later.

I admit that I was relieved that I could tell her no before she asked me outright again this weekend.

I admit that I need to go to bed soon.



Daddysredhead -> RE: I Admit It I........ (1/23/2010 9:53:17 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: BKSir

What is it with people the last couple days!? Everyone wants me to have a small evil creature of my own!  And it would be just like me!  I know it.  And the world doesn't deserve that kind of cruelty.


You mean your world doesn't deserve that kind of cruelty?  LOL...

I remember my Mom saying to me, when Thing 2 was only about 4, that she was "going to be the one person in the world who was going to keep me on my toes and on the straight and narrow."

I admit that my Mom was absolutely right.  [:)]



HimNbabygirl -> RE: I Admit It I........ (1/23/2010 9:53:49 PM)

i admit that red probably should have lit tons and tons of candles, turned on her favorite relaxing music and told the things if she wasn't out by morning to call DB to come check on her.

i admit i then think red should have locked herself in the bathroom and soaked herself in the tub as long as she wanted before falling into a blissful sleep in bed...definitely in the bed and not the tub.


His baby girl
member of the Clan of the Scarlet O'Hair-a's
10 fluffy points



Daddysredhead -> RE: I Admit It I........ (1/23/2010 9:58:44 PM)

I admit that HBG's idea of a relaxing soak is a lot more appealing than falling into my fuzzy jammies and into the bed, but that's pretty much what I'm getting ready to do.

*hugs and nite nite to all*    =)



HimNbabygirl -> RE: I Admit It I........ (1/23/2010 10:01:41 PM)

nighty night red, i am following after you since i was told to head ther an hour and a half ago lol.

good night everyone i hope you A/all sleep well.


His baby girl
member of the Clan of the Scarlet O'Hair-a's
10 fluffy points



CalifChick -> RE: I Admit It I........ (1/23/2010 10:34:38 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: BKSir

I admit it, I'm getting antsy about the mods approving the picture of my pet I uploaded...


I admit that I... no... Jeffff, yeah Jeffff!  He's the anteater dude... I admit that Jeffff put ants down BK's pants... since it's been about 6 months or more since photos had to be approved.


Cali



BKSir -> RE: I Admit It I........ (1/23/2010 10:36:12 PM)

Wuh!? O.o  Then where is it?  I uploaded it like 24 hours ago, give or take




CalifChick -> RE: I Admit It I........ (1/23/2010 10:50:30 PM)

Well, then... hmmm... how to say this delicately.... you screwed it up.  LOL.

Cali



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