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BKSir -> RE: Death of a Master (9/9/2009 12:13:08 PM)
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ORIGINAL: AnimusRex For those who are not familiar with the scam, here is the first verse: "Hello I am slave and want Master but good Master I am not looking for liers and fakes I come from UK but now in New York bcos Master died of cancer of the blood and I relocate to mid-texas where I wait for good Master please Master I enjoy piss and blood and will serve Master always come contact me Master my email is scamslave09@yaaho dot com hit me up me so horny" Look for a picture clipped from a magazine, convoluted history, English as a second language, and for some reason, use of "bcos". I suspect the later verses will include the desperate need for cash for plane fare, bribes, whatever. Every one of these is actually some Nigerian guy sitting in an internet cafe in Lagos. I normally just ignore them- but if someone really feels the need to respond to one, here is my suggestion: "hello I am Thurston Howell III a rich american lonely bcos wife got stranded on desert island with sailors and professor and now looks for slave to share my riches please slave come to me and live in beverly hills i give you all my money except i sent it to help corrupt Nigerian official smuggle billions out of country and now wait for him to send it to me." You forgot to mention the fact that they're from the UK, but in NY, AND in TX, and most likely their profile lists them as being in San Diego, in the state of Florida, in Canada. Not to bring up that they're also listed as straight dominant male, but have the picture of a female and are looking for a master. God I love these people sometimes.
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