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MasterSlaveLA -> RE: Death of a Master (9/9/2009 10:52:10 AM)
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ORIGINAL: AnimusRex For those who are not familiar with the scam, here is the first verse: "Hello I am slave and want Master but good Master I am not looking for liers and fakes I come from UK but now in New York bcos Master died of cancer of the blood and I relocate to mid-texas where I wait for good Master please Master I enjoy piss and blood and will serve Master always come contact me Master my email is scamslave09@yaaho dot com hit me up me so horny" Look for a picture clipped from a magazine, convoluted history, English as a second language, and for some reason, use of "bcos". I suspect the later verses will include the desperate need for cash for plane fare, bribes, whatever. Every one of these is actually some Nigerian guy sitting in an internet cafe in Lagos. I normally just ignore them- but if someone really feels the need to respond to one, here is my suggestion: "hello I am Thurston Howell III a rich american lonely bcos wife got stranded on desert island with sailors and professor and now looks for slave to share my riches please slave come to me and live in beverly hills i give you all my money except i sent it to help corrupt Nigerian official smuggle billions out of country and now wait for him to send it to me." That's not bad, but not nearly good enough to actually cause them some distress. My suggestion would be as follows: "Hello, and thank you for your email. My name is Thurston Howell III. Like you, I had a slave that served me for many years, but unfortunately died last year. It's been difficult, to say the least, but I know I must move on, as she made me promise to not close myself off following her death, and to open my heart to another slave. I do not openly share this with most, as many here simply cannot be trusted... but in all honestly, I am what many would consider very wealthy (several homes, cars, and a generous bank account), and am CEO of a large, Fortune 500 Corporation. However, I am also very serious in finding that special slave to open my heart and my life too... one that will PROVE herself worthy. And one that I will take care of, financially, for the rest of her life. As such, if you are truly serious about becoming my slave, then as a test, I require you to do the following to PROVE you are ready to be owned. 1. Obtain a copy of the Bible (I choose this because it's easy to find a copy) 2. BY HAND (not by computer), copy the entire Book of Psalms. (FYI... it's the longest Book of the Bible) 3. Email me daily updates as to how many pages you have copied by hand. (This keeps them active/involved) 4. When finished, scan all the pages you've HAND-WRITTEN and email to me at MyEmailAddressAtWhatever.com so I can check the accuracy of your work and to see how well you've obeyed. If you complete this task, then and ONLY then will we discuss moving you into my home; which of course I will pay all expenses to move you to me, along with any other travel expenses or any other money you may need before moving to become my slave. This is your test.... so it's up to YOU whether or not you pass or fail this ONE test to prove you are serious and real." If they're dumb enough to actually do this, then after they've emailed the scanned pages of their work, wait a couple days, then send a return email stating the following: "Hello... I'm not sure of the intent of your email, but I am "so and so's" brother. It is with deep regret that I must inform you that he DIED last night. My best wishes, and please pray for us during this difficult time." [sm=rofl.gif]LOL!!!
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