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ORIGINAL: antipode

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anyone have any good suggestions

Use your head!

(I am sorry, honest, I just could not pass this one up)

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ORIGINAL: SexyCarrot

Do her with a carrot... preferably a SEXY one!

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ORIGINAL: Prinsexx

Pussy Strethcher Soup (Ecological recipe).

String beans (one)
Shell peas (one)
Carrot (one)
Parsnip (one then two for a double penetration)
Turnip (round)
Aubergine (you can leave the skin on but may need lube)
Marrow
One pack of long spaghetti (sideways)
After use chop vegetables into small cubes.
Shallow fry, add tomato paste. Then add boiling wayer.
When cooked break spaghetti into pices. Add and cook until spaghetti softens.
Note: Do not try to insert soup into pussy. It can stick it together rather than stretch it.

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ORIGINAL: GoddessImaginos

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ORIGINAL: Prinsexx

Pussy Strethcher Soup (Ecological recipe).

String beans (one)
Shell peas (one)
Carrot (one)
Parsnip (one then two for a double penetration)
Turnip (round)
Aubergine (you can leave the skin on but may need lube)
Marrow
One pack of long spaghetti (sideways)
After use chop vegetables into small cubes.
Shallow fry, add tomato paste. Then add boiling wayer.
When cooked break spaghetti into pices. Add and cook until spaghetti softens.
Note: Do not try to insert soup into pussy. It can stick it together rather than stretch it.

*ROTFLMFAO!!!*
{{{Awesomest Recipe EVER, thanx Prinsexx!}}}

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ORIGINAL: windchymes

1. Buy a cucumber.
2. Have the sub use the cucumber as a dildo.
3. Buy a baseball bat
4. Have the sub use the baseball bat as a dildo.
5. Buy a fire hydrant.
6. Have the sub use the fire hydrant as a dildo.
7. Buy a torpedo.
8. Have the sub use the torpedo as a dildo.
9. Buy the whole damn submarine.
10. Have the sub use the whole damn submarine as a dildo.

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ORIGINAL: MindOvrMatter

You could try to get her pregnant....that would do it.

I 2nd the Fistforum site suggestion.


MindOvrMatter

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ORIGINAL: NYLass

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ORIGINAL: windchymes

1. Buy a cucumber.
2. Have the sub use the cucumber as a dildo.
3. Buy a baseball bat
4. Have the sub use the baseball bat as a dildo.
5. Buy a fire hydrant.
6. Have the sub use the fire hydrant as a dildo.
7. Buy a torpedo.
8. Have the sub use the torpedo as a dildo.
9. Buy the whole damn submarine.
10. Have the sub use the whole damn submarine as a dildo.

Problem with #10 is you get a lot of seamen, too.

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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

Why am I reminded of a very old Playboy cartoon (maybe Penthouse) that involves a manhole cover and an echo.

Hello, hello,  helloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo............

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ORIGINAL: Esinn

See, I saw this thread and imagined a beautiful woman bound and gagged with 3 12 gauge rings on each side on her labia majora.  I can not really see but I think she is bound spread eagle with her legs pulled up to her head.  Two ropes tied  to each big, a nice slip know, then tied off to the ring.  What do you do with the remaining 4?  Well, you tell yourself.  But, damn that pussy is stretched. 

Or, when she is sleeping, bend her knees back, tie rubber bands through the rings.  Then take a skinny MM rope and tie it to the toes or ankles.  Or the rubber bands can be in the middle - the bands lead to some interesting and stimulating feelings as the knees pull against them(try to unbend).  I do not have a pussy, this is just what I am told.,

If you follow instructions in paragraph one after a few months the pussy will have a nicer look, IMHO.  12ga needles can be used as well, if she is afraid of real not play piercings, tie the rope off around the needle but proceed with caution.

It takes a lot of force to rip a properly placed object directly out of the skin.  You've tugged at nipple rings, played with and pulled right?  As you are doing that I am sure you reach a mental point where if much more resistence is put on the ring will rip out.  Usually you can go further than that mental road block.  Still the shit can be ripped out.  Much more aftercare is needed, for weeks possibly.  But, this too heals.  But you just do not want to do stuff like that.  The pussy is sturdy usually allowing for more area to play with pending the gal.
Suspension
- I am not suggesting total pussy suspension; just a demonstration of pressure skin can take(I hate wiki but you can reference on from there).  Yes, yes I know the back, knee, breast are different.  It is just a reference.
General Suspension Faq(Again Wiki)

Here is a nice pussy anatomy

Pussy stretching as most viewed it here is no different than stretching ear lobes.  Well, it is funner, smells better and the reaction of the strechee might be more pleasing.  Start small taper big.

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ORIGINAL: stef

Step 1:  Buy a dildo
Step 2:  Have your sub use the dildo
Step 3:  Buy a bigger dildo
Step 4:  Have your sub use the bigger dildo
Step 5:  Rinse.....repeat.

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ORIGINAL: allthatjaz

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ORIGINAL: Esinn

The tissue of the inner labia is similar to nipple tissue and very delicate. Nipple and labia skin tears far more easily than, lets say the skin on the arm or legs.
As someone who does flesh hook suspension I would absolutely not put body weight force on either of these areas.
You say when done properly but then don't say how to do it properly. People have to have a deep understanding of how the skin works if your going to get into this stuff. If one puts a metal object through the flesh and then puts weight pressure on it, it will do one of two things. If its been put in properly then the skin will be incredibly strong but if its been put in the wrong way it will slice through the skin like butter.