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Pussy Stretching... - 8/31/2009 12:38:15 PM

SirBlackTreat

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Hey folks... have a sub interested in pussy stretching... anyone have any good suggestions and or sites on it so I can learn more and make it better for her?

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RE: Pussy Stretching... - 8/31/2009 1:00:30 PM

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Step 1: Buy a dildo
Step 2: Have your sub use the dildo
Step 3: Buy a bigger dildo
Step 4: Have your sub use the bigger dildo
Step 5: Repeats steps 3 and 4 as necessary

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RE: Pussy Stretching... - 8/31/2009 1:31:19 PM

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That about covers it.
I would counter with: kegels, kegels, kegels.
While elasticity is great, looseness unless that's what you and she are going for isn't.
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RE: Pussy Stretching... - 8/31/2009 1:42:39 PM

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Why am I reminded of a very old Playboy cartoon (maybe Penthouse) that involves a manhole cover and an echo.

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RE: Pussy Stretching... - 8/31/2009 1:50:22 PM

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Just Remember THIS could be the Effect of your Play.

Thank you to the person who posted this in the Humor Section.

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RE: Pussy Stretching... - 8/31/2009 2:37:28 PM

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fistforum is a good site.

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RE: Pussy Stretching... - 8/31/2009 3:39:03 PM

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Just Remember THIS could be the Effect of your Play.

Thank you to the person who posted this in the Humor Section.

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RE: Pussy Stretching... - 8/31/2009 3:48:10 PM

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My cat is fat enough as it is, thanks.

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RE: Pussy Stretching... - 8/31/2009 3:54:30 PM

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My cat is fat enough as it is, thanks.

{{{ROTFLMFAO after this and watching 8 Miles Wide}}}
Yeah, Mine too, um.. *sniff*

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RE: Pussy Stretching... - 8/31/2009 4:44:28 PM

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ROFL At the Eight Mile's Wide! I'm sending it to family member's that never liked me anyway! hehe

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RE: Pussy Stretching... - 8/31/2009 4:48:15 PM

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ROFL At the Eight Mile's Wide! I'm sending it to family member's that never liked me anyway! hehe

HEY! That's a good idea, lockit, thanx!

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RE: Pussy Stretching... - 8/31/2009 5:06:58 PM

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LOL You're welcome...

I think I am a new fan of Storm! Stride woman! Check out her other naughty video's! lol I many have to see if I can get something from itunes!

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RE: Pussy Stretching... - 8/31/2009 7:21:47 PM

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anyone have any good suggestions

Use your head!

(I am sorry, honest, I just could not pass this one up)

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RE: Pussy Stretching... - 8/31/2009 7:27:18 PM

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The stretch a Pussy(cat) 101

Attach the front end of the pussy to the fender of one north pointed car and the rear end of the pussy tp the fender of one south pointed car and have them move forward until the pussy is stretched to your specifications, preferably before the pussy parts in the middle..

Human pussy stretching has it's problems too. If you stretch it too much and have sex on a sandy beach without a suitable blanket, the stretched pussy with afford entry to copious quantities of sand and the love making will sound like a sloppy cement mixer....
Slurp..Slurp..Grind..Grind..Crunch..Slurp..Slurp..Grind..Grind..Crunch..
Slurp..Slurp..Grind..Grind..Crunch..Slurp..Slurp..Grind..Grind..Crunch..

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RE: Pussy Stretching... - 8/31/2009 7:47:19 PM

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OMG Iron Bear! Just thank you, thank you. After the day I've had I so needed that laugh!! Oh the visuals!!! lmao.

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RE: Pussy Stretching... - 9/1/2009 2:07:12 PM

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1. Buy a cucumber.
2. Have the sub use the cucumber as a dildo.
3. Buy a baseball bat
4. Have the sub use the baseball bat as a dildo.
5. Buy a fire hydrant.
6. Have the sub use the fire hydrant as a dildo.
7. Buy a torpedo.
8. Have the sub use the torpedo as a dildo.
9. Buy the whole damn submarine.
10. Have the sub use the whole damn submarine as a dildo.

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RE: Pussy Stretching... - 9/1/2009 6:11:43 PM

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Love the humour in this thred, but, on a serious note, my advice would be to take it very gradually and the bigger you go, the longer between stretchings you need to leave, so that the muscles will stretch and contract. Unless you are both happy for her to have a constantly bigger pussy which will then need bigger and bigger inserts to stimulate the nerve endings in the sides. A decision needs to be made that could, depending on which way the decision goes, be a permanent body mod for her.
I know someone (real life) who, after years of practice, can take coke cans and bigger, but because it is not done very often, also is tight enough to give her Master great pleasure during sex.

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RE: Pussy Stretching... - 9/1/2009 6:33:48 PM

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quote:

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anyone have any good suggestions

Use your head!

(I am sorry, honest, I just could not pass this one up)

Goooooooooooood one....ROFL !!!

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RE: Pussy Stretching... - 9/2/2009 5:09:15 AM

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just gotta sit n laff at some of the ansswers....repeat 3 and 4 over n over...but USE YOUR HEAD?? great line...! ty

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RE: Pussy Stretching... - 9/2/2009 5:14:48 AM

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I know a good reconstruction surgeon if anyone needs one. Gives you a pussy like a virgin.
His parting comment to me was:
'And no more big boys!'...
I think he meant birthing babies???

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