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BanginPapa -> RE: There Outta Be a Law (3/21/2006 4:41:19 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Gauge

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There Outta Be a Law ______________



against the people that stop in the middle of the street to pick someone up when there is a parking spot 10 feet away from where they have stopped.


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There Outta Be a Law ______________


against a professional athlete that signs a contract and wants to renegotiate it the next year.


You go, Gauge..I know nobody wants me to get started on this one... 




Saratov -> RE: There Outta Be a Law (3/21/2006 5:07:17 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Evanesce

.... requiring people to take an IQ test before getting married to determine whether or not the morons should be allowed to breed.


How about all the morons who breed w/o marriage and make the rest of us support their brats.
Let's have a law that says ya can't have more kids than ya can support and if ya do they will be taken away for adoption. (maybe sterilize the parents too)




champagnewishes -> RE: There Outta Be a Law (3/22/2006 4:08:23 AM)

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ORIGINAL: champagnewishes

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that outlaws people from painting their house any funky colors such as lime green, any shade of pink and lemon yellow.


So glad this thread got pulled up again....case and point...i just read Prince has a lawsuit against him for painting his house purple....




Yedi -> RE: There Outta Be a Law (3/22/2006 4:13:36 AM)

Or for that matter... we could just reinact the lepper areas.... we can fence off some nice square states... and toss all the adults of under lets say 100 iq in them lol J/k




JohnWarren -> RE: There Outta Be a Law (3/22/2006 5:31:08 AM)



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ORIGINAL: champagnewishes

There Outta Be a Law ______________

that outlaws people from painting their house any funky colors such as lime green, any shade of pink and lemon yellow.


Actually, in the town next to me, Boynton Beach, the city council has passed a law limiting the choices in house colours to a selection of four or five colours.




Chloelicious -> RE: There Outta Be a Law (12/12/2006 5:56:41 AM)

There Outta Be a Law ______________

against people from your h@tmail adress book, sending you  emails about  A stupid hackers( telling they are h@tmail manager) who tell you that if you dont send this mail to at least 15 persons , they will delete your account.

There Outta Be a Law ______________

Against bank, mortgage office and so on (citybank belgium, etc) that send you mail to propose you something you dont want, need or thought about .

ChloƩ






JerseyKrissi72 -> RE: There Outta Be a Law (12/12/2006 6:11:31 AM)

outta be a law against b.o.(body odor)  ( I was in the store today and the man infront of me smelled so bad I almost threw up..His clothes were all stained, his hair all nappy...he had money so it wasn't like he was poor..got into a Lincoln and drove off[&:]
 




missturbation -> RE: There Outta Be a Law (12/12/2006 6:40:53 AM)

There oughta be a law that - says that i can afford to do anything.
I dont mean monetary either [:D]




mnottertail -> RE: There Outta Be a Law (12/12/2006 9:54:31 AM)

Perhaps if you can petition prettily for such a law, in the fullness of time --- well, who knows?

 




JerseyKrissi72 -> RE: There Outta Be a Law (12/20/2006 8:06:21 PM)

There outta be a law against really old people (ancient) from driving...The ones you see on the road driving like 10 miles per hour, eyes almost all the way closed..they look dead already..geesh...they are a threat to others on the road.....




MmakeMme -> RE: There Outta Be a Law (12/20/2006 8:15:19 PM)

... the yearly bouts of stomach virus when cold weather sets in. I live in dread of it, hate my unmentionables being so miserable, hate being wakened every hour to the sounds of their distress and pain ... and hate catching it two days later.




dcnovice -> RE: There Outta Be a Law (12/20/2006 9:23:23 PM)

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against telephone menus.


And it should be a capital offense.




LadyEllen -> RE: There Outta Be a Law (12/20/2006 11:50:59 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Real0ne

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against people who can peel a fresh orange in one long unbroken peel!


I thought there was a law against this? being able to do this is clear evidence of witchcraft, for which the punishment is hanging (not burning, as it happens)
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JerseyKrissi72 -> RE: There Outta Be a Law (12/27/2006 12:40:30 PM)

there outta be a law against being broke when there are sooooooo many good after Christmas sales!!!!!!!!![:(][:(][:(]




spenser -> RE: There Outta Be a Law (12/28/2006 11:46:20 AM)

against flat pack furniture .




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