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subtoFemDommes -> RE: There Outta Be a Law (2/27/2006 12:59:15 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Gauge against people that pee in the gene pool *So that's* how the gene that turns people on to watersports came about!**

Evanesce -> RE: There Outta Be a Law (2/27/2006 3:41:44 PM)
There oughta be a law that allows me to bill doctors for MY time spent lounging in their waiting room.

haematopoiesis -> RE: There Outta Be a Law (2/27/2006 4:21:52 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Evanesce There oughta be a law that allows me to bill doctors for MY time spent lounging in their waiting room. Well said! I wonder if there is one that doesn't.... There oughta be a law that requires itself to be broken as a point of its wording.

moonchild71144 -> RE: There Outta Be a Law (2/27/2006 5:56:54 PM)
against rude men who think they rule the female population.

Hohoho -> RE: There Outta Be a Law (2/28/2006 8:48:40 AM)
quote: there outta be a law against giving children mullets. CHILD ABUSE! OMG YES!!!!! I have just witnessed this atrocious act at my kindergarteners basketball game. (Well, this is WV, by God!)

Hohoho -> RE: There Outta Be a Law (2/28/2006 8:51:57 AM)
quote: against people who pick their nose while driving against people who gob green oysters out their window on the freeway I disagree. Thats where I do my best work.

champagnewishes -> RE: There Outta Be a Law (2/28/2006 10:52:49 AM)
quote: There Outta Be a Law ______________ 1. That prevents people (especially salespeople and bill collectors) from calling before 10:00 AM. 2. That states you should never have to speak, see, hear, remember or come in contact with your ex-spouse again in this lifetime as well as any future lifetimes. Furthermore, one should be supplied with a certificate that states your children were the result of an immaculate conception.

GoddessDustyGold -> RE: There Outta Be a Law (2/28/2006 12:54:41 PM)
There Outta Be a Law ______________ against telephone menus. There Outta Be a Law ______________ against people who make a full stop in traffic in order to make a right turn into a parking lot. There Outta Be a Law ______________ against drivers in SUVs and any vehicle really, who think it is alright to swerve left prior to turning right. There Outta Be a Law ______________ against drivers who can't get into the turn lane and block other traffic. There Outta Be a Law ______________ against people who take freaking forever to start their car and back out of their parking place. Sigh Yes, I am most stressed in traffic and parking lots! Several of My other pet peeves (not related to driving!) have already been covered.

RedRedWine -> RE: There Outta Be a Law (3/5/2006 6:15:31 PM)
There Outta be a Law_______ Against You.

Real0ne -> RE: There Outta Be a Law (3/19/2006 2:18:51 PM)
against people who leave the check out line while everyone waits for them to run around the store

Level -> RE: There Outta Be a Law (3/19/2006 2:41:48 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Gauge [ quote: There Outta Be a Law ______________ preventing religious salesmen from disturbing you when you are masturbating. LMMFGDAO quote: There Outta Be a Law ______________ against anyone being able to hear the music from someones car stereo when they are inside their own home. Oh my, this one absolutely makes me freaky mad..........you cocksucking twits don't have the right to "make" me listen to your shitty music when I'm in my house, and I'll scare you so bad it'll make the piss go backwards into your body if you insist on doing so. Now have a pleasant day. Now one of my own........ There Outta Be A Law against sucking your teeth. Before, during, or after you eat. I work with a woman, it sounds like a goddamed oral scene climax after she eats, and she uses her straw to clean her teeth, then continues to drink from the same straw............ Level

enslavegirl -> RE: There Outta Be a Law (3/19/2006 2:51:00 PM)
on my way to the hospital to stich up my sides i had to stop half way through Sir Gauges monolog my funny bone has been over stimulated rotflmfap

truesub4u -> RE: There Outta Be a Law (3/19/2006 3:59:51 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: brightspot quote: There oughta be a law against a musician or group covering a song if the definitive version has already been done I agree DesertRat! Also a law against using great old classic's for comercials[:'(]. This bring back and use it and/or do it over is getting Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay out of control. The remaking of movies really should have a strict law! Does no one have creative imaginations anymore? Can no one take us somewhere we haven't gone before? Take the "Pink Panther", I mean Steve Martin is a great actor in his own right, but to have the audacity to redo a role Peter Sellers developed and nurtured I find just plain insulting! Make it a law there will be no more copycat crap, give us something fresh and new things to stir the mind and imagination! As you can tell this shit reaally bugs the crap out of me[:@]. *Brightspot Beat me to it.. and I totally agree... thanks.

angelic -> RE: There Outta Be a Law (3/19/2006 4:05:31 PM)
there outta be a law against liars... [:D]

RedRedWine -> RE: There Outta Be a Law (3/19/2006 4:33:24 PM)
There Outta Be a Law against Kiss ass little suck ups. Coughlousyasscoworkercough. And the bosses who literally sit there and allow them to do it and kiss their ass back.

Yedi -> RE: There Outta Be a Law (3/19/2006 9:22:14 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: subtoFemDommes quote: ORIGINAL: Real0ne There Outta Be a Law ______________ That anyone who makes a product that requires an instruction book, has to demonstrate all of the functions of that device, using that instruction book, in front of a committee of previously burned, Domme and Dom consumers who get to pick one favorite activity of theirs to use on the demonstrator (and corporate board of directors) for each failure to match instructions with functionality. Hell yea ROFLMAO againgst laws that prohibit natural substances.... oh wait there is one we just don't follow it

ownedgirlie -> RE: There Outta Be a Law (3/19/2006 11:42:48 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: GoddessDustyGold There Outta Be a Law ______________ against telephone menus. There Outta Be a Law ______________ against people who make a full stop in traffic in order to make a right turn into a parking lot. There Outta Be a Law ______________ against drivers in SUVs and any vehicle really, who think it is alright to swerve left prior to turning right. There Outta Be a Law ______________ against drivers who can't get into the turn lane and block other traffic. There Outta Be a Law ______________ against people who take freaking forever to start their car and back out of their parking place. Sigh Yes, I am most stressed in traffic and parking lots! Several of My other pet peeves (not related to driving!) have already been covered. OMG i SO agree with all of these!!! Grrrrrrrr Add to it: There oughta be a law ________________ against people who think merging onto a freeway means slowing down to a practical stop first... There oughta be a law ________________ against using your windsheild washer while right in front of another car. There oughta be a law ________________ against people who finish your sentences for you There oughta be a law ________________ against grocery carts with one bad wheel There oughta be a law ________________ against grimy salt & pepper shakers in restaurants There oughta be a law ________________ against greetings cards that shower confetti and crap at you when you open it There oughta be a law ________________ People who can't get out of the way! When you get off an escalator or elevator, or walk into a store, MOVE so that others can pass by, rather than linger while trying to figure out where to go.

FullCircle -> RE: There Outta Be a Law (3/20/2006 7:47:35 AM)
There ought to be far less laws if you ask me. In the UK you can be fined £50 for swearing in public. Recently someone was having a private conversation on a mobile phone and they were asked ‘what are you doing later?’ by the person on the other end. He said ‘I’m doing fuck all.’ A police woman walking behind him in the street overheard the conversation and fined him. So if you’re asking me what laws there should be I would say laws against laws which persecute everyday people. We are heading for a very bleak future at the current rate. Sorry about that this reply was neither funny nor interesting. I’ll post it anyway because I’ve spent so long typing it, so it would be a shame not to. You can stop reading at any point you feel free to. Humm, I suppose I should have added that last statement to the top not the end, never mind.

truesub4u -> RE: There Outta Be a Law (3/20/2006 8:45:38 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Real0ne Fill in the blank. There Outta Be a Law _________ Just when I get Collarme figured out on how it works..... they come in make changes again!... lol.. thanks CM.. ..... still loves ya though

Evanesce -> RE: There Outta Be a Law (3/20/2006 7:36:08 PM)
.... requiring people to take an IQ test before getting married to determine whether or not the morons should be allowed to breed.

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