Collarspace Discussion Forums


Home  Login  Search 

Just wanna say one thing.....


View related threads: (in this forum | in all forums)

Logged in as: Guest
 
All Forums >> [Casual Banter] >> Polls and Other Random Stupidity >> Just wanna say one thing..... Page: [1] 2   next >   >>
Login
Message << Older Topic   Newer Topic >>
Just wanna say one thing..... - 6/29/2009 4:15:09 PM   
LookieNoNookie


Posts: 12216
Joined: 8/9/2008
Status: offline

I love my cats.

I love my house.

I love my job.

(I was never very good at math....so stop counting).

It's wonderfully breezy outside.

My toilet flushes extremely well.

I have mostly matching silverware and dishes.

All my socks match.

My car runs.

I've finally learned where my keys are.






Profile   Post #: 1
RE: Just wanna say one thing..... - 6/29/2009 4:19:52 PM   
Aylee


Posts: 24103
Joined: 10/14/2007
Status: offline
LNN!!!!!!!!!  I am SO proud of you. . . you have matched up your socks!

_____________________________

Ceterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam

I don’t always wgah’nagl fhtagn. But when I do, I ph’nglui mglw’nafh R’lyeh.

(in reply to LookieNoNookie)
Profile   Post #: 2
RE: Just wanna say one thing..... - 6/29/2009 4:20:46 PM   
LookieNoNookie


Posts: 12216
Joined: 8/9/2008
Status: offline

Actually, in a desire to come forward and tell the complete truth....I actually don't love my cats.

I tolerate them....particularly the big one...who has an absolutely unrepenting desire to place her butt directly over the top of my forehead several hours after I've gone to sleep...and certainly several hours before I awake.

Other than that....the OP was entirely true...except possibly the job thing and the socks thing....but other than those 3 things, it was all true.

(Does anyone know where my keys are?)

(in reply to LookieNoNookie)
Profile   Post #: 3
RE: Just wanna say one thing..... - 6/29/2009 4:27:01 PM   
mercifulsiren


Posts: 339
Joined: 7/17/2007
Status: offline
I love my cat too

< Message edited by mercifulsiren -- 6/29/2009 4:28:23 PM >

(in reply to LookieNoNookie)
Profile   Post #: 4
RE: Just wanna say one thing..... - 6/29/2009 5:42:17 PM   
LadyHibiscus


Posts: 27124
Joined: 8/15/2005
From: Island Of Misfit Toys
Status: offline
I know where your keys are but I am not telling.

_____________________________

[page 23 girl]



(in reply to mercifulsiren)
Profile   Post #: 5
RE: Just wanna say one thing..... - 6/29/2009 5:51:44 PM   
sappatoti


Posts: 14844
Joined: 10/30/2006
From: the edge of darkness...
Status: offline
If the car is running, I'd venture a guess that his keys are in the ignition.

_____________________________

Never mind the man on the edge of the darkness... he means no harm...

"Community, Identity, Stability." ~ A Brave New World, Aldous Huxley, 1932

If you don't like my attitude, QUIT TALKING TO ME!

(in reply to LadyHibiscus)
Profile   Post #: 6
RE: Just wanna say one thing..... - 6/29/2009 5:56:22 PM   
Level


Posts: 25145
Joined: 3/3/2006
Status: offline
I think the cat has them.

_____________________________

Fake the heat and scratch the itch
Skinned up knees and salty lips
Let go it's harder holding on
One more trip and I'll be gone

~~ Stone Temple Pilots

(in reply to sappatoti)
Profile   Post #: 7
RE: Just wanna say one thing..... - 6/29/2009 6:00:59 PM   
soul2share


Posts: 7084
Joined: 12/18/2007
From: somewhere out there.....
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: Aylee
LNN!!!!!!!!!  I am SO proud of you. . . you have matched up your socks!


I figured out the secret to this along time ago...I buy identical sets of matching socks in two colors....black and white.....then even when the dryer eats my left sock, I still have two right ones left.......if you don't look too closely, you can't tell I'm wearing two right socks......



waits to see if anyone got it........

_____________________________

I have to stop saying "How stupid can you be?"...people are starting to take it as a challenge!

*Not a fuck was given.*

(in reply to Aylee)
Profile   Post #: 8
RE: Just wanna say one thing..... - 6/29/2009 6:55:46 PM   
LookieNoNookie


Posts: 12216
Joined: 8/9/2008
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: Level

I think the cat has them.


Fucking cats....they learned to type last week.

(And now there's no explaining to my secretary about all those charges on the CC).

(in reply to Level)
Profile   Post #: 9
RE: Just wanna say one thing..... - 6/29/2009 6:57:13 PM   
LookieNoNookie


Posts: 12216
Joined: 8/9/2008
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: soul2share

quote:

ORIGINAL: Aylee
LNN!!!!!!!!!  I am SO proud of you. . . you have matched up your socks!


I figured out the secret to this along time ago...I buy identical sets of matching socks in two colors....black and white.....then even when the dryer eats my left sock, I still have two right ones left.......if you don't look too closely, you can't tell I'm wearing two right socks......



waits to see if anyone got it........


I don't get it.

(wait.....socks don't....hold on a sec....'cause they're both.....oh....never mind....)

(in reply to soul2share)
Profile   Post #: 10
RE: Just wanna say one thing..... - 6/29/2009 8:58:59 PM   
soul2share


Posts: 7084
Joined: 12/18/2007
From: somewhere out there.....
Status: offline
keep going LNN, the lights will go on in a minit.....

_____________________________

I have to stop saying "How stupid can you be?"...people are starting to take it as a challenge!

*Not a fuck was given.*

(in reply to LookieNoNookie)
Profile   Post #: 11
RE: Just wanna say one thing..... - 6/30/2009 4:07:30 AM   
sirsholly


Posts: 42360
Joined: 9/7/2007
From: Quietville
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: soul2share

keep going LNN, the lights will go on in a minit.....
yeah...riiiiight


_____________________________

PICKED UPON
TECHNO-DOLT
MEMBER OF THE SUBBIE MAFIA
GRACEFULLY CHALLENGED :::::splat:::::
BOOT WHORE
VAA/S FAN

GIVES GOOD HEART (Lushy)

CREATOR OF MAYHEM (practice)


(in reply to soul2share)
Profile   Post #: 12
RE: Just wanna say one thing..... - 6/30/2009 4:11:28 AM   
Rainfire


Posts: 4047
Joined: 1/5/2009
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: soul2share

keep going LNN, the lights will go on in a minit.....


But... but... but you told me you gave him the broken bulb.....   


_____________________________

"I have sold my soul to the devil for You, will You still love me when I am soiled, stained and souless in my love for You?
Or is this the beginning of the end?"

Proud member of the Clan Scarlett O'Hair

(in reply to soul2share)
Profile   Post #: 13
RE: Just wanna say one thing..... - 6/30/2009 4:11:49 AM   
HatesParisHilton


Posts: 3513
Joined: 12/27/2006
Status: offline
Glasshoppah has learned to walk on the rice paper...

< Message edited by HatesParisHilton -- 6/30/2009 4:12:25 AM >


_____________________________

I am (now) "Hiltie", hear me ROARRRRR! And have a cuffy cake, they're nice.

(in reply to sirsholly)
Profile   Post #: 14
RE: Just wanna say one thing..... - 6/30/2009 4:13:43 AM   
Aylee


Posts: 24103
Joined: 10/14/2007
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: HatesParisHilton

Glasshoppah has learned to walk on the rice paper...


Oh No!  Do not invoke the rice in shoes guy!  ARGH!!!!!!!!!

_____________________________

Ceterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam

I don’t always wgah’nagl fhtagn. But when I do, I ph’nglui mglw’nafh R’lyeh.

(in reply to HatesParisHilton)
Profile   Post #: 15
RE: Just wanna say one thing..... - 6/30/2009 4:18:00 AM   
HatesParisHilton


Posts: 3513
Joined: 12/27/2006
Status: offline
hehehehehehehehehehhhh

yes I DIIIIIIIiiiiiiid...

_____________________________

I am (now) "Hiltie", hear me ROARRRRR! And have a cuffy cake, they're nice.

(in reply to Aylee)
Profile   Post #: 16
RE: Just wanna say one thing..... - 6/30/2009 4:19:22 AM   
sirsholly


Posts: 42360
Joined: 9/7/2007
From: Quietville
Status: offline
<---wonders if Lookies lights have ever been on

_____________________________

PICKED UPON
TECHNO-DOLT
MEMBER OF THE SUBBIE MAFIA
GRACEFULLY CHALLENGED :::::splat:::::
BOOT WHORE
VAA/S FAN

GIVES GOOD HEART (Lushy)

CREATOR OF MAYHEM (practice)


(in reply to HatesParisHilton)
Profile   Post #: 17
RE: Just wanna say one thing..... - 6/30/2009 4:23:35 AM   
sunshinemiss


Posts: 17673
Joined: 11/26/2007
Status: offline
The cats threw your keys down the toilet.

You're about to need a plumber.

Have a nice day

_____________________________

Yes, I am a wonton hussy... and still sweet as 3.14

(in reply to sirsholly)
Profile   Post #: 18
RE: Just wanna say one thing..... - 6/30/2009 5:58:45 AM   
beargonewild


Posts: 22716
Joined: 5/7/2007
Status: offline
Maybe the Domme taxi drivers took his keys?

_____________________________

Do Not Rile da Chosen Bear

Promiscuous boy you already know
That I’m all yours what you waiting for?

Resident MANWHORE ~1000 Bear pts~

10 NZ points
Whips~n~Cuffs

(in reply to sunshinemiss)
Profile   Post #: 19
RE: Just wanna say one thing..... - 6/30/2009 6:20:47 AM   
sirsholly


Posts: 42360
Joined: 9/7/2007
From: Quietville
Status: offline
..and stuffed 'em down their boots...

_____________________________

PICKED UPON
TECHNO-DOLT
MEMBER OF THE SUBBIE MAFIA
GRACEFULLY CHALLENGED :::::splat:::::
BOOT WHORE
VAA/S FAN

GIVES GOOD HEART (Lushy)

CREATOR OF MAYHEM (practice)


(in reply to beargonewild)
Profile   Post #: 20
Page:   [1] 2   next >   >>
All Forums >> [Casual Banter] >> Polls and Other Random Stupidity >> Just wanna say one thing..... Page: [1] 2   next >   >>
Jump to:





New Messages No New Messages
Hot Topic w/ New Messages Hot Topic w/o New Messages
Locked w/ New Messages Locked w/o New Messages
 Post New Thread
 Reply to Message
 Post New Poll
 Submit Vote
 Delete My Own Post
 Delete My Own Thread
 Rate Posts




Collarchat.com © 2025
Terms of Service Privacy Policy Spam Policy

0.092