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LookieNoNookie -> Just wanna say one thing..... (6/29/2009 4:15:09 PM)


I love my cats.

I love my house.

I love my job.

(I was never very good at math....so stop counting).

It's wonderfully breezy outside.

My toilet flushes extremely well.

I have mostly matching silverware and dishes.

All my socks match.

My car runs.

I've finally learned where my keys are.









Aylee -> RE: Just wanna say one thing..... (6/29/2009 4:19:52 PM)

LNN!!!!!!!!!  I am SO proud of you. . . you have matched up your socks!



LookieNoNookie -> RE: Just wanna say one thing..... (6/29/2009 4:20:46 PM)


Actually, in a desire to come forward and tell the complete truth....I actually don't love my cats.

I tolerate them....particularly the big one...who has an absolutely unrepenting desire to place her butt directly over the top of my forehead several hours after I've gone to sleep...and certainly several hours before I awake.

Other than that....the OP was entirely true...except possibly the job thing and the socks thing....but other than those 3 things, it was all true.

(Does anyone know where my keys are?)



mercifulsiren -> RE: Just wanna say one thing..... (6/29/2009 4:27:01 PM)

I love my cat too



LadyHibiscus -> RE: Just wanna say one thing..... (6/29/2009 5:42:17 PM)

I know where your keys are but I am not telling.



sappatoti -> RE: Just wanna say one thing..... (6/29/2009 5:51:44 PM)

If the car is running, I'd venture a guess that his keys are in the ignition.



Level -> RE: Just wanna say one thing..... (6/29/2009 5:56:22 PM)

I think the cat has them.



soul2share -> RE: Just wanna say one thing..... (6/29/2009 6:00:59 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Aylee
LNN!!!!!!!!!  I am SO proud of you. . . you have matched up your socks!


I figured out the secret to this along time ago...I buy identical sets of matching socks in two colors....black and white.....then even when the dryer eats my left sock, I still have two right ones left.......if you don't look too closely, you can't tell I'm wearing two right socks......



waits to see if anyone got it........



LookieNoNookie -> RE: Just wanna say one thing..... (6/29/2009 6:55:46 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Level

I think the cat has them.


Fucking cats....they learned to type last week.

(And now there's no explaining to my secretary about all those charges on the CC).



LookieNoNookie -> RE: Just wanna say one thing..... (6/29/2009 6:57:13 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: soul2share

quote:

ORIGINAL: Aylee
LNN!!!!!!!!!  I am SO proud of you. . . you have matched up your socks!


I figured out the secret to this along time ago...I buy identical sets of matching socks in two colors....black and white.....then even when the dryer eats my left sock, I still have two right ones left.......if you don't look too closely, you can't tell I'm wearing two right socks......



waits to see if anyone got it........


I don't get it.

(wait.....socks don't....hold on a sec....'cause they're both.....oh....never mind....)



soul2share -> RE: Just wanna say one thing..... (6/29/2009 8:58:59 PM)

keep going LNN, the lights will go on in a minit.....[sm=idea.gif]



sirsholly -> RE: Just wanna say one thing..... (6/30/2009 4:07:30 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: soul2share

keep going LNN, the lights will go on in a minit.....[sm=idea.gif]
yeah...riiiiight [8|]



Rainfire -> RE: Just wanna say one thing..... (6/30/2009 4:11:28 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: soul2share

keep going LNN, the lights will go on in a minit.....[sm=idea.gif]


But... but... but you told me you gave him the broken bulb.....    [sm=oops.gif]



HatesParisHilton -> RE: Just wanna say one thing..... (6/30/2009 4:11:49 AM)

Glasshoppah has learned to walk on the rice paper...



Aylee -> RE: Just wanna say one thing..... (6/30/2009 4:13:43 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: HatesParisHilton

Glasshoppah has learned to walk on the rice paper...


Oh No!  Do not invoke the rice in shoes guy!  ARGH!!!!!!!!!



HatesParisHilton -> RE: Just wanna say one thing..... (6/30/2009 4:18:00 AM)

hehehehehehehehehehhhh

yes I DIIIIIIIiiiiiiid...



sirsholly -> RE: Just wanna say one thing..... (6/30/2009 4:19:22 AM)

<---wonders if Lookies lights have ever been on



sunshinemiss -> RE: Just wanna say one thing..... (6/30/2009 4:23:35 AM)

The cats threw your keys down the toilet.

You're about to need a plumber.

Have a nice day



beargonewild -> RE: Just wanna say one thing..... (6/30/2009 5:58:45 AM)

Maybe the Domme taxi drivers took his keys?



sirsholly -> RE: Just wanna say one thing..... (6/30/2009 6:20:47 AM)

..and stuffed 'em down their boots...



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