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How come ? - 6/20/2009 7:42:23 PM   
LookieNoNookie


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Girls:  ....how come they (wimmens) don't make sense?

Dommes, even more so?

Can someone please explain women to me?  They're so incredibly different...and they act so incredibly odd....why aren't they more like men?

Why don't they go around, smelling really incredibly fantastic....but then, in the end, be more like men?

(Okay....I don't want you to have a "hang down" when I wake up....I just want you to act like {without actually saying so}...."hey listen....that was all kinds of fun but...I have some shit to do and....well...I really gotta go....")....

And then....go....wait for me to call?

How come?
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RE: How come ? - 6/21/2009 6:55:25 AM   
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RE: How come ? - 6/21/2009 8:12:31 AM   
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Henry Higgins in My Fair Lady -
"Why can't a woman be more like a man?
Men are so honest, so thoroughly square;
Eternally noble, historic'ly fair;
Who, when you win, will always give your back a pat.
Well, why can't a woman be like that?
Why does ev'ryone do what the others do?
Can't a woman learn to use her head?
Why do they do ev'rything their mothers do?
Why don't they grow up- well, like their father instead?
Why can't a woman take after a man?
Men are so pleasant, so easy to please;
Whenever you are with them, you're always at ease."


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RE: How come ? - 6/21/2009 8:23:22 AM   
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My Dungeon, My rules, next time you leave the toilet seat up, you will be served your hotdog for dinner.

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RE: How come ? - 6/21/2009 8:39:37 AM   
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I was so glad that I realized that this was in Random Stupidity before I posted the serious answer I had typed up.

Lets me now give my realized answer.

"There is a reason men use Prostitutes. You don't Pay um to stay you pay um to leave."

Steel

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RE: How come ? - 6/21/2009 8:46:28 AM   
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Status: offline 		Are you gonna credit Seinfield (except for the part where you interspersed "domme" into the routine) when you type this up for some webzine, webizode, or crap-ass blog for one of the papers that's been foring real writers?

Or has your Lit and Comms Prof already dispensed with such anachronictic, passe niceties?

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RE: How come ? - 6/21/2009 8:49:26 AM   
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Midol. Stat.

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RE: How come ? - 6/21/2009 8:53:09 AM   
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Status: offline 		* just wants to be there when Hibalicious and LNN end up together.  That will be some serious fireworks.

Agreed?

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RE: How come ? - 6/21/2009 8:55:47 AM   
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Status: offline 		Dude, it would never help.  I was raised Don Rickles and Bette Davis and Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolfe.  Sarcasm and ascerbic invective ala Blackadder on bad acid is AMBROSIA to me.

I like the opening post, but if someone wants to post an obvious homage to certain comedians, I'm reply with an homage to the kind *I* like, okay?

Can we do the Brmance dude-to-dude hug now?

Beuller?

Bewwwwwwwwwwler...?

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RE: How come ? - 6/21/2009 8:57:11 AM   
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Status: offline 		If I were to sum it up with one word, 'expectations'.

Why do some men expect women to be like men? Then there is those who expect women, to be more of a man than they are; what's up with that?

Kim

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RE: How come ? - 6/21/2009 9:02:29 AM   
SteelofUtah


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Status: offline 		No I think we need to get a few Bro-versaries first before we have this kind of bro-fight, otherwise this Bro-mance might end in Bro-vorce.

Don Rickles..... Tidy Bowl Boy? How the Mighty have fallen.

Bette Davis..... I honestly believe she just wanted a serious spanking.

Black Adder..... Hugh Laurie had a Wonderful start there but Rowan eventaully sold his soul to be a retard called Bean.

Ben Stein.... The Funniest person you have mentioned so far.

I agree that scarcastic has it's place but to call a man out on a stolen joke..... There is a code among wool pullers man have some heart.

Steel

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RE: How come ? - 6/21/2009 9:03:03 AM   
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ORIGINAL: SteelofUtah

LNN,

I was so glad that I realized that this was in Random Stupidity before I posted the serious answer I had typed up.

Lets me now give my realized answer.

"There is a reason men use Prostitutes. You don't Pay um to stay you pay um to leave."

Steel


WTF?  I thought you paid them to come.


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The small-breasted ones want larger breasts. The large-breasted ones want smaller ones. The straight-haired ones curl their hair, and the curly-haired ones straighten theirs...

Quit fretting. We men love you."

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RE: How come ? - 6/21/2009 9:04:53 AM   
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ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

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ORIGINAL: SteelofUtah

LNN,

I was so glad that I realized that this was in Random Stupidity before I posted the serious answer I had typed up.

Lets me now give my realized answer.

"There is a reason men use Prostitutes. You don't Pay um to stay you pay um to leave."

Steel


WTF?  I thought you paid them to come.



Silly, you pay them for YOU to cum---read the book...

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RE: How come ? - 6/21/2009 9:05:51 AM   
SteelofUtah


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Status: offline 		Wow what kinda whores you seeing Steven?

I'll Fuck ya for free but if you wanna come that will be $300.00

Steven seriously what you into?

Steel

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RE: How come ? - 6/21/2009 9:06:12 AM   
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Status: offline 		Lookie this reminds me of that joke, I think it is in the humour section, about the man who gets a wish from God and asks for a bridge to hawaii, God demures, asks if he wants something else, guy says yah to understand women, God asks how many lanes he wants on the bridge?

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RE: How come ? - 6/21/2009 9:18:32 AM   
Racquelle


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Status: offline 		I am very much a feminist, but there are times when I shake my head and feel ashamed of my gender.  There are certain things I really do admire about men.  I believe it is part biology and part socialization.  One thing I really appreciate is that there is no advantage for men to play clueless or dumb - so, they don't use it as a tool to manipulate (usually) and its not a cultivated trait.  When a man seems clueless or dumb, it's often quite genuine.  I also appreciate the ability to shrug things off and go on.  In contrast, I see women much more likely to become paralyzed by fear, grief, etc.  There are two edges to these swords though.  In all seriousness, we have much to learn from one another.  I am glad to have come of age in a time and place where we are allowed to learn from one another, and throw off some outmoded paradigms.

If I want to stay the night, it's probably because I am tired and the bed is comfortable, and I might be in the mood for a morning screw.  I don't want to have to go home and then find another man in the early morning hours just so I can have a little fuck before I get going for the day. It's not because I am so bonded that I want to revel in the farting and snoring all night.  Sure, I might like a phone call later, but really - someone else is in the on-deck circle anyway, so it doesn't matter that much.

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RE: How come ? - 6/21/2009 9:40:29 AM   
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Status: offline 		"No I think we need to get a few Bro-versaries first before we have this kind of bro-fight, otherwise this Bro-mance might end in Bro-vorce. "

Nope, sorry, ex-Papist here, once my ring is on your finger, yer mone 4evah, Bitch.

"Don Rickles..... Tidy Bowl Boy? How the Mighty have fallen. "

Obviously falling is the way to go, since so many people fall upwards using him as an inspiration, including Letterman.  Considering Dave's paychecks I'd have two more Tidy Bowls to go, thanks.

"Bette Davis..... I honestly believe she just wanted a serious spanking. "

Then I think you'd have been a perfct addition to her private life.

"Black Adder..... Hugh Laurie had a Wonderful start there but Rowan eventaully sold his soul to be a retard called Bean. "

If you're just gonna say shit I agree with then why'd you pick up the bat and stand at the plate, Lebowski?

"Ben Stein.... The Funniest person you have mentioned so far."

Whom considered Rickles one of the funniest men he ever met.  Quoth Stan the Man:  "Nuff Said"

"I agree that scarcastic has it's place but to call a man out on a stolen joke..... There is a code among wool pullers man have some heart. "

Not if I'm and making a joke out of his stealing a joke by, in turn, stealing the riff and razzle of Waldorf from the Muppet Show balcony.  He had nothing but sarcasm and bad dentures.

Oh, and on that note, I also loved Phyllis Diller and Martha Rae.


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RE: How come ? - 6/21/2009 9:50:39 AM   
SteelofUtah


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Status: offline 		Awwww Shucks, you know just what to say to a guy.

okay HPH gets my vote for Keeper.

Anyone else?

And Diller is Awsome, and if you want to get a Dirty Phyllis Diller just listen to Betty White, That is one dirty woman even in her jeriactric state I would love to bend that woman over just to hear the shit that would come out of her mouth......

Did I take that one too far? I think I did.

Steel

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RE: How come ? - 6/21/2009 9:54:49 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

quote:

ORIGINAL: SteelofUtah

LNN,

I was so glad that I realized that this was in Random Stupidity before I posted the serious answer I had typed up.

Lets me now give my realized answer.

"There is a reason men use Prostitutes. You don't Pay um to stay you pay um to leave."

Steel


WTF?  I thought you paid them to come.



OK, here's the deal. Steven meet me at the front door in 10 minutes. Steel meet me at the back door in 20. That way I'll get paid for coming and going

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RE: How come ? - 6/21/2009 10:09:29 AM   
HatesParisHilton


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Status: offline 		Slainte, Steel, and in good sooth, I now switch over to answer the OP by channeling one of my other ALL time, MEGAgenius faves, the first Black Man to have his own cutthroat TV show,

FLIP WILSON!!!\\why?

Because the Devil made me do it...  

(and the croawd roars, goes wild...)


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Girls:  ....how come they (wimmens) don't make sense?

Because if we did, you'd just expect us to do THAT alla tha time TOO, turkey!

Dommes, even more so?

Dommes have more dressin' to do so they have less time for you to be a fool, fool!  Makin' you sit there an' scratch yo empty widdle head gives 'em time for alla dat eye make-up!

Can someone please explain women to me?  They're so incredibly different...and they act so incredibly odd....why aren't they more like men?

"Cuz you'd still pay them 30% less than you pay men, bitch.  Why do extra work for no money?  Ain't that the subbie's gig?

Why don't they go around, smelling really incredibly fantastic....but then, in the end, be more like men?

How can thy be a man and still smell fantastic, Mistah Skidmarks in yo Boxers?

(Okay....I don't want you to have a "hang down" when I wake up....I just want you to act like {without actually saying so}...."hey listen....that was all kinds of fun but...I have some shit to do and....well...I really gotta go....")....

You type THAT shit and you want WOMEN to make sense after making your sorry ass DINNER?  Ya want BREAKFAST TOO, ya ungrateful honey turkey?

And then....go....wait for me to call?

Oh trust me sugah, we ain't waitin' for you to call.  We's waitin' for the police to take OUR call.  About YOU.

How come?

Uh, for you, it's "NO come".
 
For a while.
 
Til you stop actin' ah fool, fool.
 
 




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