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RE: Talking about cookies makes me a racist - 5/25/2009 10:02:57 AM   
Marc2b


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Anyway, glad you didn't shout out to your slave, "Bring me that spade, will ya?"


Oh lord, you just reminded me of something that happened to my mother.  She used to live on creek that was a popular fishing spot.  One day while working in her garden she spotted the neighbor’s dog – a black Labrador – heading in her direction.  This dog had a habit (much to my mother’s aggravation) of digging in her flower beds.  “Oh no!” my mother shouted at the dog, “I’m sick and tired of you coming around here!  You get your black ass outta here now!”  Which was immediately followed by a voice from the creek: “fuck you, you cracker bitch!  I can fish here if I want to!”  My mother turned to look toward the creek and was appalled to see a black man – looking very indignant – fishing in the creek.   It took a couple of moments but my mother was able to explain that she was referring to the dog and not to him and things ended not only amicably but with a laugh.  In fact, after that when he came around he would – good naturedly – proclaim “me and my black ass are back.”  To which my mother would respond, “oh well, I guess you can stay.”          

< Message edited by Marc2b -- 5/25/2009 10:05:24 AM >


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