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RE: Most amusing public moment? - 5/9/2009 8:13:39 PM

SIRLOINSTEAK

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Amusing public moments, take a religious girl to a porn shop and watch her reaction, FUNNY!! So embarrassed and like afraid to look ANYWHERE. Maybe you had to be there.....

I need to find me a virgin to play that trick on again. DON"T REVEAL MY TRICKS!!

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RE: Most amusing public moment? - 5/9/2009 9:49:29 PM

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ORIGINAL: YourhandMyAss

What's wrong with saying a black woman. Quit trying to sound all fancy and politically correct and you may offend people less with such terms as negress
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ORIGINAL: FindAPet

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ORIGINAL: Kaiel
Ummm, it's 2009.... I am pretty sure we don't like being called NEGROS anymore!

LOL - apologies! I'm sure you can tell that nothing I wrote was intended to be anything other than flattering! I'd edit each occurrence to "Black African" (according to wikipedia, the latest way to be inoffensive), but you've quoted the original anyway, so my ignorance cannot be undone.

No humerous tales to add?

Yeah- even I was offended- and I'm white!

I'll forgive you this once, OP- because I love the stone idea! I'll just hafta make sure its big enough that he can't choke on it.

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RE: Most amusing public moment? - 5/9/2009 10:20:40 PM

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On a statuatory holiday, I took a sub to a deserted part of a public park with no other cars in the parking lot, back in the bushes where there was a derilict and empty fishpond. It was in the days before built-in vibes in the base of strapons, so I was griiinding slowly in his ass [we were both wearing jeans, him with the zipper in the back for easy access ;-) ] with him bent over the railing of the little bridge, oblivious to all, when a spaniel came bounding up to us, yipping madly! His owner came quickly after him: I didn't disengage, but it would have looked odd, my leaning over my sub's back and him leaning over the railing, both of us seemingly intently staring at a dry pond bed, and meanwhile the spaniel is obviously excited by the scents of sex and keeps frisking around us. I think if the Strapon DID have a vibe in the base, the dog would have pulled the toy off of me.

Finally the owner left after repeatedly calling the dog, but both of them kept looking back at us until they were out of sight.
The owner obviously thought something was up, but probably couldn't think of anything illicit happening with a woman positioned behind a man ;-)

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RE: Most amusing public moment? - 5/11/2009 1:56:41 AM

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My fave was when the helpful Telstra girl, setting up our new phone plans, wanted to make sure He was my "free call" number. She was obviously looking under A for His first name in the directory (we'd filled all the forms in by then) and then looked puzzled and frowned. "Isn't he already in your phone?" she asked. "Yes of course". "But he's not under A". "Ummmm no, He's under M ... for Master!" She tried very hard to maintain her best neutral face! Apparently i went a lovely shade of pink.

On the "offending word" thing ... am I the only one here who remembers when terms like "Negro/Negress" were the preferred terms and "black" was considered offensive and discriminatory?? Of course, that was in the days when a female actor was still an actress ... and being gay meant you were blithely happy and "Come" was a command you gave your dog and ...

Maam Jay aka violet[A]
Edited for a missing word

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