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FindAPet -> Most amusing public moment? (5/8/2009 8:22:54 AM)
Just thought I'd share a moment and see what others you've all had happen where activities resulting from enslavement relationships resulted in humour... We had a first visit from a potential new slave: nineteen and couldn't stop talking through nerves. We had taken her around Warwick Castle for the day to get to know the family (it has dungeons). I found a pebble about the size of a small box of matches and put it in her mouth: she couldn't talk, wouldn't take it out (that would have damaged her slave-ego) and was effectively publicly gagged. After a while we went to the restaurant for a snack and the waitress asked everyone what they wanted to drink (I think the slave had forgotten the pebble); when she asked the slave, she kind of spluttered and drooled and went pink, so I answered for her, "she'll have a glass of milk and a straw, please", which she took offence at and kicked me! "Ow! What are you kicking me for?!", I said: that made her even more pink! We got on really well, she managed her milk without removing the pebble, and was far more relaxed when I removed it for her to eat. Oh! Thinking about first-visits has reminded me of another one! We were picking up a new slave from Worcester train station: a negress. I parked the car by the waiting room, left the family in it, walked a few feet and could just make out a beautiful pearly white smile through the reflections in the glass: I waved, the smile vanished and the most beautiful negress I've seen before or since came out, and kissed me. She was tall, skinny and had the blackest ivory skin I've ever seen. I got her to put her bags in the boot, piled her in the car, put her seat-belt on and drove off into complete grid-lock in the city centre. About fifteen minutes of idle chatter passed and we discovered she had a wonderful personality too but the car had hardly moved. Her phone went off in her bag in the boot. Since the traffic was stationary, I went and got it for her. It was the man she was supposed to be meeting! Worcester doesn't have many negros; even fewer who are going on blind dates with men who look like me; even fewer who get into a car with a family and don't think anything's wrong! To this day I wish I'd had the courage to say: would you like to join the family as a slave for the weekend? LOL The woman who we were actually supposed to meet was an unfortunate contrast, topping from the bottom at every opportunity. She eventually decided she was dominant and turned pro mistress! 's a funny ol' world...

Fitznicely -> RE: Most amusing public moment? (5/8/2009 8:52:54 AM)
Dragging the girl away from the sweetie counter in the Supermarket by her collar. That was pretty embarrasing for her [:D] Again, embarrassing for her, making her cum in the middle of a record store (her neck's super sensetive [;)] ) Travelling home with a 4ft cane sticking out of My too-small rucksack, not realising the wrapping paper's ripped and the handle's sticking out... Picking up the UM's only to find I still had a leash in my pocket... Leaving my phone at work and having a colleague answer it when she phones it....she's listed as "Kajira"...

Kaiel -> RE: Most amusing public moment? (5/8/2009 9:14:46 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: FindAPet Just thought I'd share a moment and see what others you've all had happen where activities resulting from enslavement relationships resulted in humour... We had a first visit from a potential new slave: nineteen and couldn't stop talking through nerves. We had taken her around Warwick Castle for the day to get to know the family (it has dungeons). I found a pebble about the size of a small box of matches and put it in her mouth: she couldn't talk, wouldn't take it out (that would have damaged her slave-ego) and was effectively publicly gagged. After a while we went to the restaurant for a snack and the waitress asked everyone what they wanted to drink (I think the slave had forgotten the pebble); when she asked the slave, she kind of spluttered and drooled and went pink, so I answered for her, "she'll have a glass of milk and a straw, please", which she took offence at and kicked me! "Ow! What are you kicking me for?!", I said: that made her even more pink! We got on really well, she managed her milk without removing the pebble, and was far more relaxed when I removed it for her to eat. Oh! Thinking about first-visits has reminded me of another one! We were picking up a new slave from Worcester train station: a negress. I parked the car by the waiting room, left the family in it, walked a few feet and could just make out a beautiful pearly white smile through the reflections in the glass: I waved, the smile vanished and the most beautiful negress I've seen before or since came out, and kissed me. She was tall, skinny and had the blackest ivory skin I've ever seen. I got her to put her bags in the boot, piled her in the car, put her seat-belt on and drove off into complete grid-lock in the city centre. About fifteen minutes of idle chatter passed and we discovered she had a wonderful personality too but the car had hardly moved. Her phone went off in her bag in the boot. Since the traffic was stationary, I went and got it for her. It was the man she was supposed to be meeting! Worcester doesn't have many negros; even fewer who are going on blind dates with men who look like me; even fewer who get into a car with a family and don't think anything's wrong! To this day I wish I'd had the courage to say: would you like to join the family as a slave for the weekend? LOL The woman who we were actually supposed to meet was an unfortunate contrast, topping from the bottom at every opportunity. She eventually decided she was dominant and turned pro mistress! 's a funny ol' world... Ummm, it's 2009.... I am pretty sure we don't like being called NEGROS anymore!

RCdc -> RE: Most amusing public moment? (5/8/2009 9:26:22 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: FindAPet Oh! Thinking about first-visits has reminded me of another one! We were picking up a new slave from Worcester train station: a negress. ! Worcester doesn't have many negros; even fewer who are going on blind dates with men who look like me; even fewer who get into a car with a family and don't think anything's wrong! I don't know about amusing, but this could be added to one of your most embaressing moments. Seriously, as a person from the UK who hasn't heard that term used here, even I am embaressed for you. the.dark.

FindAPet -> RE: Most amusing public moment? (5/8/2009 9:29:44 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Kaiel Ummm, it's 2009.... I am pretty sure we don't like being called NEGROS anymore! LOL - apologies! I'm sure you can tell that nothing I wrote was intended to be anything other than flattering! I'd edit each occurrence to "Black African" (according to wikipedia, the latest way to be inoffensive), but you've quoted the original anyway, so my ignorance cannot be undone. No humerous tales to add?

FindAPet -> RE: Most amusing public moment? (5/8/2009 9:47:52 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Darcyandthedark even I am embaressed for you. the.dark. Thank you :-) Nothing amusing happened to you either?

RCdc -> RE: Most amusing public moment? (5/8/2009 9:51:09 AM)
I am not boring people again by repeating myself a thread that occurs lots of times. But you will get new posters happy to indulge you. If you really want to know about us, you'll have to use the search function.[;)] the.dark.

allthatjaz -> RE: Most amusing public moment? (5/8/2009 9:52:34 AM)
I am amazed that you used such a word. When I first read this I thought 'he can't possibly be English as this word is just about unheard of over here'. You apologized and I don't believe you meant to offend. As far as writing to your post instead of sending you to Coventry...... well why not.... write to the post that is! I once instructed a fem sub to go into the supermarket and buy a cucumber, some baby oil and large sized durex. I of course followed her to the counter and as the assistant put them in a bag the sub turned to me smiling and said loudly 'ooh we are going to have such a good time tonight aren't we Mistress? I was the one that blushed [:)] Another one was a sub guy all tied up to my torture wall and facing out into the dungeon. I left the room to get something and tottering back in on my six inch heels (trying to look like a Goddess) I went arse over tit and landed with my head in his groin.

Domin8tingUrDrmz -> RE: Most amusing public moment? (5/8/2009 9:56:28 AM)
Yeah, I had decided a male sub's tush looked very tempting while wearing my 6 in heels. Went on to use my strapon on him and managed to fall...tripped over an invisible dust bunny or something. It was quite amusing, had two boys laughing hysterically while trying to help me up. Sad part is that is what caused me to have numbness in my arm! I somehow pinched a nerve in my neck while landing. I blame the dust bunnies! Was still quite comical regardless of the injury.

GYPZYQUEEN -> RE: Most amusing public moment? (5/8/2009 10:14:34 AM)
sub david and I went shopping...late to a big grocery store..for Chunkey Monkey Ice cream I never wear panties. I hate them We go across a long parking lot..a car honks.. IN the store we walk a few isles..we get a few "looks?" In the ice cream area I feel a coldness on my ass and back up to a metal railing ...freezing MY skirt was up in the waist band and my ass was out.. *I scream ... they screamed ... when we went for ice cream..* GQ

FindAPet -> RE: Most amusing public moment? (5/8/2009 11:25:27 AM)
LOL - sounds like heels and skirts are riskier than I'd imagined! And the mobile phone at work sounds like it could have been a lot worse than it (presumably) was! quote: ORIGINAL: allthatjaz I am amazed that you used such a word. When I first read this I thought 'he can't possibly be English as this word is just about unheard of over here'. You apologized and I don't believe you meant to offend. As far as writing to your post instead of sending you to Coventry...... well why not.... write to the post that is! Thanks, and, as crazy coincidence would have it, I do actually live in walking distance of Coventry! So sending me there would be really easy. Thank you all for sharing :-)

BKSir -> RE: Most amusing public moment? (5/8/2009 11:39:39 AM)
Well, I tend to take a backpack with me everywhere I go, and god only knows what ends up in there half the time. I don't even remember what all I have in it from one day to the next. Most days it's completely innocent things and doodads and other various gadgets. On this particular day though, not so much. I go in to work (not my current job, this was a while back), and I am busy, up to my ears in prepping things. I need my knives, so I ask my boss, who is amazingly awesome thank god, to get my knife bag from my backpack for me. Of course, she's in the office, across the kitchen, so, no problem, it's sitting right there. Well, she opens it up , grabs out my kit and I hear a clank/thunk. Thinking first, "oh crap, my knives on the concrete floor!" I look up, and there she is, standing with her jaw dropped before turning almost as bright red as I did, and laughing her ass off. The clank would be a set of cuffs rattling as they hit the floor, and the thunk I can only surmise were the two vibrators that fell out as well... How does one respond in a situation like that? Aside from a red glow that could have lit up the city easily, with laughter and a "Erm... whoops! I'll get those." She still wonders what's in my pack to this day when we meet for lunch or coffee or whatever. [:D] The moral of this story: Always check your backpack for things you might have forgotten were in there yesterday. >.<

thishereboi -> RE: Most amusing public moment? (5/8/2009 12:13:48 PM)
I was a purchasing agent and was in my bosses office when a box arrived for me. Thinking it was parts we had ordered, I opened the box on his desk. Imagine my surprise when it turned out the be that real pretty purple flogger I had ordered for my Mistress for christmas. I had forgotten all about that. He was very nice about it, although he teased me for months after and anytime a box came in, he would ask if I really knew what it was before I opened it.

Fitznicely -> RE: Most amusing public moment? (5/8/2009 12:33:52 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: FindAPet And the mobile phone at work sounds like it could have been a lot worse than it (presumably) was! Nobody mentioned anything.Maybe nobody speaks Gorean there LOL quote: as crazy coincidence would have it, I do actually live in walking distance of Coventry! So sending me there would be really easy. Thank you all for sharing :-) You're not far from me, then. Coming up with a different word might have been diplomatic, tho...

RCdc -> RE: Most amusing public moment? (5/8/2009 12:36:44 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Fitznicely You're not far from me, then. Coming up with a different word might have been diplomatic, tho... Ah coventry. Just as a complete hijack, seeing as people seem to be so near, The Specials are doing a reunion gig there. For those that like their music mind. the.dark.

Fitznicely -> RE: Most amusing public moment? (5/8/2009 12:40:43 PM)
drools Thanks Dark, excellent!

kitastrophe33 -> RE: Most amusing public moment? (5/8/2009 2:33:48 PM)
quote: I found a pebble about the size of a small box of matches and put it in her mouth: she couldn't talk, wouldn't take it out (that would have damaged her slave-ego) and was effectively publicly gagged. That's a great idea... Sometimes I wish I was a domme. Very infrequently. And very, very briefly. :)

YourhandMyAss -> RE: Most amusing public moment? (5/8/2009 2:42:49 PM)
What's wrong with saying a black woman. Quit trying to sound all fancy and politically correct and you may offend people less with such terms as negress quote: ORIGINAL: FindAPet quote: ORIGINAL: Kaiel Ummm, it's 2009.... I am pretty sure we don't like being called NEGROS anymore! LOL - apologies! I'm sure you can tell that nothing I wrote was intended to be anything other than flattering! I'd edit each occurrence to "Black African" (according to wikipedia, the latest way to be inoffensive), but you've quoted the original anyway, so my ignorance cannot be undone. No humerous tales to add?

army101 -> RE: Most amusing public moment? (5/9/2009 12:11:21 PM)
Most memorable was finding a new sub by accident. was looking at my fave local feed store for new whips and crops and ropes, and was testing the sting of a crop on my thigh when I heard a voice. "Like to test that out?" came frome this nice blonde smiling innocently at me. Sure I said and she turned bending slightly and I snapped that cute rear sharply. she giggled and jumped but had to stop after a few more blows as a employee came around the corner. "Need any help?" No thanks we can help each other! was a fun day after that. and still my best memory!

SIRLOINSTEAK -> RE: Most amusing public moment? (5/9/2009 8:10:33 PM)
I don't know about that story and funny moments..... I enjoy humor but I don't find a submissive kicking a DOM funny IMHO..... STAND UP, I am going to kick you back in the shin!! [:D] I'd also be worried about her being lactose intollerant......if I ordered milk for her and that was a problem.....being a new slave and all..... i wouldn't think her thinking milk wasn't a good idea as something to dismiss until I "KNEW (THE NEW SUB) BETTER!!" unless this is also a punishment, and worse, you know she is lactose intollerant.... I find ironic situations and irony funny at times......You take a bag out of the garbage because the sub thinks double bagging makes it "STRONGER".....and she was told, STRENGTH AND POWER IS WHAT YOU WANT....gah!!!

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