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The Dominant Smart Ass Corner *Or MY expectations* - 2/27/2009 1:03:56 PM

MoGa

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Post your smart ass, expectations here! No, they do not have to be reasonable or sane lol

I expect my "Look" to make you fall to your knees, thanking God that I didn't set you ablaze

I expect you to be honest with me about how you are feeling, regardless of the steam shooting out my ears

I expect you to enter a room before me, regardless what sighted people may think of it

I expect you not to direct me into the men's bathroom, and stand outside laughing about it

I expect you to jump when I say jump, if you can't do that, then expect the remote control butt plug up your ass

I expect you not to wear underwear for easy access for me

I expect you to dispense the toilet paper for me, so I don't have to reach out for it

I expect you to sit humbly at the base of my pedistool, so that when I fall off, I won't get hurt

I expect you to hand over the tv remotes, so I can use the batteries for my BOB

BOB is not your enemy. Do not give it to the dog to chew up

I expect you not to stomp your foot, unless you want to lose that foot (Said in my best Kathy Bates voice)

I expect you to watch this thread, as I may want to add more later <s>

MoGa

edited to take out a smily face dang it lol

< Message edited by MoGa -- 2/27/2009 1:05:24 PM >

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RE: The Dominant Smart Ass Corner *Or MY expectations* - 2/27/2009 1:06:38 PM

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hehehehe I love you Mistress

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RE: The Dominant Smart Ass Corner *Or MY expectations* - 2/27/2009 4:51:51 PM

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* I expect you never to whine. It annoys me.

* I expect you to remember my birthday.

* I expect that if I explain something carefully, ask you questions to make sure you got it, that you not forget we ever had the conversation.

* I expect that when I pull out a cigarette you will pull out a lighter even if I don't look at you.

* I expect you to know that you will never take the place of chocolate in my life no matter how hard you try.

* I expect that you will never think that I am your Barbie Domme but will appreciate me for more than my looks.

* I expect that you will never want me to make total sense in the morning until I am on my second cup of coffee.

* I expect that you will never pray to me but for me, because God knows I can use all the help I can get

* I expect that you will either bare your soul to me or you will be gone

Thanks, MoGa. That was fun!

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RE: The Dominant Smart Ass Corner *Or MY expectations* - 2/27/2009 6:55:34 PM

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I expect of you.

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RE: The Dominant Smart Ass Corner *Or MY expectations* - 2/28/2009 10:44:37 AM

sensura

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I expect you to not talk to me until Ive had my first cup of coffee.

I expect you to make me laugh although Ive had a bad day.

I expect you to not put me in debt.

I expect you to submiss to me sexually whenever I say.

I expect you to be able to hold an intelligant conversation.

I expect you to take care of household chores when I am at work

I expect you to adore me even when Im not being adorable.

I expect you to make sure my and your needs are met.

I expect you to have self worth.

I expect you to love and respect me as I do you

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