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MoGa -> The Dominant Smart Ass Corner *Or MY expectations* (2/27/2009 1:03:56 PM)
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Post your smart ass, expectations here! No, they do not have to be reasonable or sane lol
[:D]I expect my "Look" to make you fall to your knees, thanking God that I didn't set you ablaze
[:D]I expect you to be honest with me about how you are feeling, regardless of the steam shooting out my ears
[:D]I expect you to enter a room before me, regardless what sighted people may think of it
[:D]I expect you not to direct me into the men's bathroom, and stand outside laughing about it
[:D]I expect you to jump when I say jump, if you can't do that, then expect the remote control butt plug up your ass
[:D]I expect you not to wear underwear for easy access for me
[:D]I expect you to dispense the toilet paper for me, so I don't have to reach out for it
[:D]I expect you to sit humbly at the base of my pedistool, so that when I fall off, I won't get hurt
[:D]I expect you to hand over the tv remotes, so I can use the batteries for my BOB
[:D]BOB is not your enemy. Do not give it to the dog to chew up
[:D]I expect you not to stomp your foot, unless you want to lose that foot (Said in my best Kathy Bates voice)
[:D]I expect you to watch this thread, as I may want to add more later <s>
MoGa
edited to take out a smily face dang it lol
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