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openmindedslave -> Masterbate all you want (12/29/2008 3:31:50 PM)
I have thought about this as a male and through all the ladies I have spoken with through out the years who have been stood up Been played Who have had men promise to serve Who can't read profiles Who live two or three time zones away Who have nothing in common with her interest For woman who say they are seeking ONLY females If your a male sub/slave and yes even some so called doms, and you admire a picture of a female out here. For the benefit of all involved, Enlarge the picture and leave some of your DNA on your key board. And if need be , do it several times ,in a 72 hour period before contacting the female. And if you still feel the need to contact a Mistress then go to paragraph 2 By doing this , many less misunderstandings will be found on here. While this may sound a little less romantic or no concern to a Mistress here, in many Mistresses may find that your emails from fantasy seekers may be reduced. The reduction of pressure on their little heads may actually make some to realize that your not interested in a guy who is married living 350 miles away who is not a lesbian. He may actually understand that LTR does not mean" LOVE the REAR" . So the mental well being of the Mistresses out here, Masterbate, heavely for 72 hours before contacting any mistress out here .And then , read, write something original, comment on any journal or profiles and only respond if you fullfill their requirements.. not yours ,, This is only written for those that just should not be here or just don't get it..

Lynnxz -> RE: Masterbate all you want (12/29/2008 3:32:46 PM)
What. I don't want Captain stickyfingers messaging me. How is jacking off fixing anything?

bamabbwsub -> RE: Masterbate all you want (12/29/2008 3:34:46 PM)
He he he. Interesting suggestion. [:D]

Lockit -> RE: Masterbate all you want (12/29/2008 3:36:23 PM)
ROFL... I get it... masturbate to clear one's head and don't talk until you do!

bamabbwsub -> RE: Masterbate all you want (12/29/2008 3:38:00 PM)
Lynnxz, if I read the OP correctly, he's suggesting that before a man contacts a woman, he should masturbate first. Then...if she's still appealing to him -- now that his initial lust has been temporarily sated from jacking off -- then he should contact her. This way, it isn't just for sexual reasons. That's my take on it, anyway.

Mercnbeth -> RE: Masterbate all you want (12/29/2008 3:38:31 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Lockit ROFL... I get it... masturbate to clear one's head and don't talk until you do! Damn! The silence would be deafening!

SultryItalian -> RE: Masterbate all you want (12/29/2008 3:41:31 PM)
LOL And after 72 hours of masturbating, would the then clear-headed Captain Sticky Fingers still follow through with a direct order to clean his keyboard and mouse with his tongue?

Lockit -> RE: Masterbate all you want (12/29/2008 3:41:32 PM)
The problem with this is that...well... as things progress... she is going to learn sooner or later... he can't think or speak right or respectfully unless he masturbates... It makes sense, but I would rather know it is all about sex from the get go. You aren't helping us with this theory... you are just helping them stall the original outcome when he doesn't masturbate enough and we see what his real interest are.

Lockit -> RE: Masterbate all you want (12/29/2008 3:43:26 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Mercnbeth quote: ORIGINAL: Lockit ROFL... I get it... masturbate to clear one's head and don't talk until you do! Damn! The silence would be deafening! ROFL... I Love your funny today! omg!

Lynnxz -> RE: Masterbate all you want (12/29/2008 3:44:05 PM)
Exactly. It's not going to fix his social issues, just delay them a bit.

hereyesruponyou -> RE: Masterbate all you want (12/29/2008 3:46:41 PM)
Interesting idea. Not sure what effect if any it would have on mail. But surely those who might benefit from this advice will be highly unlikely to be the ones reading this ...

Lockit -> RE: Masterbate all you want (12/29/2008 3:51:07 PM)
Keyboard sales might go up...

CatdeMedici -> RE: Masterbate all you want (12/29/2008 3:59:12 PM)
and I assume you have tried this enough times to come to some semi BDSM scientific conclusion that it will work? May I ask how?

teenslave -> RE: Masterbate all you want (12/29/2008 4:04:41 PM)
I don't need telling twice! FAP FAP FAP FAP

ALAstella -> RE: Masterbate all you want (12/29/2008 4:08:42 PM)
Now if you feel that you can't go on Because there's stiffness in your bone And your life is filled with much confusion Until finding a domme is just an illusion And your John Thomas is bursting out Dude just reach down Come on mate, reach on down for your meat Reach down for your meat It'll be there, it's the bone which comforts you It'll be there, it's the bone which sees you through When you've done trolling, and are about to give up And your one liners just ain't good enough And your Inbox is empty and cold And you're sitting there all on your own And you need something hard to hold Dude just reach down Come on mate, reach down for meat Reach down for meat It'll be there, to soothe and comfort you It'll be there, to produce cum as sticky as glue It'll be there, it will always see you through It'll be there, to soothe and comfort you I can tell the place you got your hand For an hour you ain't come yet, and you're afraid And with your fingers you feel around But there's no orgasm to be found I know what you're thinking You got a boner, but you can't come But dude just reach down Come on mate, reach down for meat Reach down, just squeeze your plums a bit It'll be there, to give you all the sex you need It'll be there, you can always depend on meat ... original song by The Four Tops stella

Lockit -> RE: Masterbate all you want (12/29/2008 4:18:01 PM)
OMG Stella.. lol I didn't need mind pictures... thank you very much! lol (((((Ala)))))) and (((((Stella)))))

Lockit -> RE: Masterbate all you want (12/29/2008 4:20:31 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: teenslave I don't need telling twice! FAP FAP FAP FAP LOL... love the sound effects! I am wondering though... after 72 hours... who you're going to email! lol Do let us know if it works!

SlaveIndigochild -> RE: Masterbate all you want (12/29/2008 4:26:27 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: openmindedslave I have thought about this as a male and through all the ladies I have spoken with through out the years who have been stood up Been played Who have had men promise to serve Who can't read profiles Who live two or three time zones away Who have nothing in common with her interest For woman who say they are seeking ONLY females If your a male sub/slave and yes even some so called doms, and you admire a picture of a female out here. For the benefit of all involved, Enlarge the picture and leave some of your DNA on your key board. And if need be , do it several times ,in a 72 hour period before contacting the female. And if you still feel the need to contact a Mistress then go to paragraph 2 By doing this , many less misunderstandings will be found on here. While this may sound a little less romantic or no concern to a Mistress here, in many Mistresses may find that your emails from fantasy seekers may be reduced. The reduction of pressure on their little heads may actually make some to realize that your not interested in a guy who is married living 350 miles away who is not a lesbian. He may actually understand that LTR does not mean" LOVE the REAR" . So the mental well being of the Mistresses out here, Masterbate, heavely for 72 hours before contacting any mistress out here .And then , read, write something original, comment on any journal or profiles and only respond if you fullfill their requirements.. not yours ,, This is only written for those that just should not be here or just don't get it.. this obviously represents a few million years, give or take a few, of male human evolution, eh????

DarkSteven -> RE: Masterbate all you want (12/29/2008 4:32:51 PM)
Stella, you've just given the thread some value. I'm not sure how I feel about sticking a gem within a pile of dreck...

MsFlutter -> RE: Masterbate all you want (12/29/2008 4:48:17 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Lockit Keyboard sales might go up... ROFL - what an idea. I will send a copy of this to all the trolls I encounter. I will also start vending a line of keyboard cleaners. *call now and we will double your order !!!*

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