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Lockit -> RE: Masterbate all you want (12/29/2008 4:50:45 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MsFlutter quote: ORIGINAL: Lockit Keyboard sales might go up... ROFL - what an idea. I will send a copy of this to all the trolls I encounter. I will also start vending a line of keyboard cleaners. *call now and we will double your order !!!* LOL... that was kind of what I was thinking... stock market here we come!

oceanwynds -> RE: Masterbate all you want (12/29/2008 6:22:45 PM)
There's a kind of hush all over the world today I can hear for miles and miles and miles

Lynnxz -> RE: Masterbate all you want (12/29/2008 6:26:14 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: oceanwynds There's a kind of hush all over the world today I can hear for miles and miles and miles Snicker

DrkJourney -> RE: Masterbate all you want (12/29/2008 6:42:59 PM)
Thank you, you are sweet. I hope they take your Rx before contacting, would help a lot.....unless they took some industrial strength viagra or something...lol

DrkJourney -> RE: Masterbate all you want (12/29/2008 6:46:16 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: teenslave I don't need telling twice! FAP FAP FAP FAP [sm=rofl.gif][sm=rofl.gif][sm=rofl.gif][sm=rofl.gif]

Lockit -> RE: Masterbate all you want (12/29/2008 6:48:42 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: oceanwynds There's a kind of hush all over the world today I can hear for miles and miles and miles ROFL... you forgot Silent Night! And it's the season!

DrkJourney -> RE: Masterbate all you want (12/29/2008 6:50:24 PM)
Congrats Stella, yet again you made me spit Dr Pepper all over my screen....at least I think I missed the keyboard this time....lol

Lockit -> RE: Masterbate all you want (12/29/2008 6:51:44 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DrkJourney Congrats Stella, yet again you made me spit Dr Pepper all over my screen....at least I think I missed the keyboard this time....lol If you didn't... MsFlutter has a handy dandy cleaner... two for the price of one!

BondageBarbieX -> RE: Masterbate all you want (12/29/2008 7:08:24 PM)
Very funny! There will be some broken keyboards out there but I like the ones that use my pic as their wallpaper and jack off on it and tell me...now that's icky.

hardbodysub -> RE: Masterbate all you want (12/30/2008 7:34:07 PM)
As most people have already realized, if all guys have to masturbate before contacting a woman, not many contacts will be made. But it's not just because they'll be thinking clearer; it's because many of them will FALL ASLEEP! As to the 72 hours of masturbating heavily, I think it might start to get painful after the first two days. Hands cramping, hard to type.

DominaSmartass -> RE: Masterbate all you want (12/30/2008 7:37:58 PM)
I think it would cut down on a lot the horrendous emails I get in the middle of the night from people who, under normal circumstances, would not find me appealing in the least. It's amazing what happens to the male brain when it's horny.

LadyPact -> RE: Masterbate all you want (12/30/2008 7:42:08 PM)
It may not be the solution, but I thought it was funny as hell. Thanks for the thread!

MarsBonfire -> RE: Masterbate all you want (12/30/2008 7:59:04 PM)
Hardbodysub, I think that's their cunning plan! After 72 hours of getting off, they won't have the strength to type!

Lordandmaster -> RE: Masterbate all you want (12/30/2008 9:13:56 PM)
I'm afraid that if I do what the thread title says, I won't be able to read the thread anymore.

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