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File This One Under "Ya Just Can't Win"! - 10/28/2008 4:44:20 PM   
MistresseLotus


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Status: offline 		I ran across this snippet about Madonna.  Seems having a tight and toned body isn't all it's cracked up to be.
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RE: File This One Under "Ya Just Can't Win"! - 10/28/2008 4:49:02 PM   
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Status: offline 		From that article:  It has also been claimed that Guy, 40, found 50-year-old Madonna's super-toned body a turn-off, and yearned for the soft, womanly curves she had when they first fell in love after meeting in 1999.


I am IN LIKE FLYNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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RE: File This One Under "Ya Just Can't Win"! - 10/28/2008 5:54:49 PM   
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Status: offline 		meh, I'd prefer a super-toned body in a woman her age.

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RE: File This One Under "Ya Just Can't Win"! - 10/28/2008 5:56:37 PM   
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Status: offline 		You know that doesn't really surprise me at all. All the pics I've seen of her in recent years look just horrible and she's always in workout gear. It looked to me like she has an out of control obsession with exercise. I guess it's no surprise since she is at heart, a "material girl".

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RE: File This One Under "Ya Just Can't Win"! - 10/28/2008 5:58:59 PM   
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Status: offline 		Guy Ritchie is an English geezer: he prefers pork pie to salad, and the pub to the gym. I reckon he'd rather shag a bird who's up for a bit of slap and tickle than to be hanging on the elbow of a supertoned control freak.

Whatever went through his mind when he thought marrying Madge was a good idea... only he knows  .

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RE: File This One Under "Ya Just Can't Win"! - 10/28/2008 6:14:16 PM   
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ORIGINAL: CalifChick

From that article:  It has also been claimed that Guy, 40, found 50-year-old Madonna's super-toned body a turn-off, and yearned for the soft, womanly curves she had when they first fell in love after meeting in 1999.


I am IN LIKE FLYNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cali

*clutch the pearls*
A cute Brit that looks good in a kilt(Scot!!!!) is looking for curvy chicks.
He likes using insertables with his girl(remember the sex toy in the shopping bag a while back?)
If this were a couple months ago....

~slut with a sense of humor
 

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RE: File This One Under "Ya Just Can't Win"! - 10/28/2008 7:18:08 PM   
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meh, I'd prefer a super-toned body in a woman her age.

It seems that Madonna is available now.. go for it :)

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RE: File This One Under "Ya Just Can't Win"! - 10/28/2008 8:56:04 PM   
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ORIGINAL: MistresseLotus
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ORIGINAL: variation30
meh, I'd prefer a super-toned body in a woman her age.

It seems that Madonna is available now.. go for it :)


*snort* 

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RE: File This One Under "Ya Just Can't Win"! - 10/28/2008 11:47:08 PM   
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Status: offline 		I find having a cracked body isn't all it's toned up to be.
 
Unverified reports of hordes of male subs tunneling under Madonna's perimeter fence.

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RE: File This One Under "Ya Just Can't Win"! - 10/29/2008 4:38:51 AM   
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Status: offline 		Something wrong with a pork pie over bunny food??   A woman toned or fluffly. Turn the lights off and who cares.

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RE: File This One Under "Ya Just Can't Win"! - 10/29/2008 4:46:13 AM   
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Status: offline 		I wouldn't touch Madonna either.  I am not even sure they've named all of the std's she can give someone.

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RE: File This One Under "Ya Just Can't Win"! - 10/29/2008 5:03:00 AM   
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Status: offline 		Ahhhhhh......there is a lot to be said for soft curves....

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RE: File This One Under "Ya Just Can't Win"! - 10/29/2008 5:10:05 AM   
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Status: offline 		madge was always one of the few popstars i liked for the music rather than the looks

dont get me wrong while im not that superficial and 50 yr old with the body of a 25 year old is nothing to sniff at , it was just something about her ..

she just never had what it takes to pop up on my *wankmaster 5000* radar

and that thing beeps at tescos ffs


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RE: File This One Under "Ya Just Can't Win"! - 10/29/2008 5:10:43 AM   
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RE: File This One Under "Ya Just Can't Win"! - 10/29/2008 5:16:59 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Irishknight

I wouldn't touch Madonna either.  I am not even sure they've named all of the std's she can give someone.


This is probably true.  More than disease, which in most cases can probably be dealt with via meds, the poison she spread to impressionable young woman with her "slut is good" stage personna has probably much longer term impact than some bacteria.  She cashed in big time using her God given talent, and she is very talented, appealing to the rising hormone levels in teens and pre-ten children.  Not too many 20+ year olds walked around with their underwear as outerwear as the kids did...inviting..well, sending out pretty hot vibes to young teen boys. 


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RE: File This One Under "Ya Just Can't Win"! - 10/30/2008 5:36:31 AM   
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ORIGINAL: MadAxeman

I find having a cracked body isn't all it's toned up to be.
 
Unverified reports of hordes of male subs tunneling under Madonna's perimeter fence.
   Are they tunneling in...or out :)?

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RE: File This One Under "Ya Just Can't Win"! - 10/30/2008 12:24:01 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Irishknight

I wouldn't touch Madonna either.  I am not even sure they've named all of the std's she can give someone.


This is probably true.  More than disease, which in most cases can probably be dealt with via meds, the poison she spread to impressionable young woman with her "slut is good" stage personna has probably much longer term impact than some bacteria.  She cashed in big time using her God given talent, and she is very talented, appealing to the rising hormone levels in teens and pre-ten children.  Not too many 20+ year olds walked around with their underwear as outerwear as the kids did...inviting..well, sending out pretty hot vibes to young teen boys. 



Cory, are you trying to say that Madonna is a social disease?

Luscious, I would be more than happy to explore your dangerous curves.  I also dearly love to hear a woman say that her sign is, "slippery when wet."

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RE: File This One Under "Ya Just Can't Win"! - 10/30/2008 3:13:55 PM   
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