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The GOP in Colorado is dumb as bricks. - 10/28/2008 6:48:53 AM

DarkSteven

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As a registered Dem, I got a postcard from the Obama organization a week ago, telling me to go and vote for him early.

Then yesterday I received a postcard from the CO GOP, addressed to a woman who lived here up to three years ago. They clearly were using outdated info - I have never received ANY mail addressed to her before. They wrote about the Republicans being tough on terror, ignoring the fact that the economy has eclipsed terrorism for months. They asked her specifically to vote on Nov 4, oblivious to the madhouse crowds that prompted Obama to set up a major initiative to push early voting.

Pathetic.

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RE: The GOP in Colorado is dumb as bricks. - 10/28/2008 6:57:05 AM

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Yep, we are getting a call about once an hour every day now for one or the other of them. I am glad that Colorado has early mail in voting. We are done with that task and can watch Nov. 4th go by from the comfort of our comfy chairs.

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RE: The GOP in Colorado is dumb as bricks. - 10/28/2008 8:50:43 AM

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Look closer.

The postcard says, "Bush 2004"

That said.

The pantyhose hanging over the showercurtain rod.

The empty Summers Eve containers in the trash bin.

The Jenny Craig snack bar wrappers under the bed.

Cowinkiedink? Orrrrrrrrrr, a right wing conspiracy?

Has the "ex" not quite gotten the message yet?

Were those issues of Playgirl really a subscription faux pas?

Even after setting out those republican traps, is there still scratching in the attic?

Are those vibrating moans in the night really saying, "Mmmmmaverrrrrrick"?

Is there a titillating and sudden attraction to your best friend Moose?

Have co-workers begun to notice your cowlick now resembles an updo?

Do the neighborhood children respectfully refer to you as "Mr. Bates"?

Are you always taking a rolled up newspaper into the bathroom with you?

When you pick up your mother to go vote, is it out of a rocking chair?

Just a few questions to ask yourself, if you find yourself talking to yourself.

The call is coming from inside the house, get out of the house and Vote America.

Don't just shit a brick, Vote.

I'm chia* (the pet) and I approved this message.

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