|
chiaThePet -> RE: The GOP in Colorado is dumb as bricks. (10/28/2008 8:50:43 AM)
|
Look closer.
The postcard says, "Bush 2004"
That said.
The pantyhose hanging over the showercurtain rod.
The empty Summers Eve containers in the trash bin.
The Jenny Craig snack bar wrappers under the bed.
Cowinkiedink? Orrrrrrrrrr, a right wing conspiracy?
Has the "ex" not quite gotten the message yet?
Were those issues of Playgirl really a subscription faux pas?
Even after setting out those republican traps, is there still scratching in the attic?
Are those vibrating moans in the night really saying, "Mmmmmaverrrrrrick"?
Is there a titillating and sudden attraction to your best friend Moose?
Have co-workers begun to notice your cowlick now resembles an updo?
Do the neighborhood children respectfully refer to you as "Mr. Bates"?
Are you always taking a rolled up newspaper into the bathroom with you?
When you pick up your mother to go vote, is it out of a rocking chair?
Just a few questions to ask yourself, if you find yourself talking to yourself.
The call is coming from inside the house, get out of the house and Vote America.
Don't just shit a brick, Vote.
I'm chia* (the pet) and I approved this message.
|
|
|
|
