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RE: FEMA- 500,000 coffins on hand - 10/12/2008 9:21:30 PM   
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Zombies don't care about geography. 


Oh, yeah? Well, I bet you they do! Ya know, I've seen them zombie movies, and i know all about 'em. You ever see the clothes they wear in them movies? All worn out and torn to shit, with big holes ripped in 'em? Well, it gets pretty cold up here, ya know. I'm betting no sensible zombie would be caught dead wandering around in the middle of a Minnesota January with them raggedy-assed zombie clothes. I'll be safe here. The rest of youse is on yer own.

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RE: FEMA- 500,000 coffins on hand - 10/12/2008 9:22:57 PM   
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Zombies don't care about geography. 


Oh, yeah? Well, I bet you they do! Ya know, I've seen them zombie movies, and i know all about 'em. You ever see the clothes they wear in them movies? All worn out and torn to shit, with big holes ripped in 'em? Well, it gets pretty cold up here, ya know. I'm betting no sensible zombie would be caught dead wandering around in the middle of a Minnesota January with them raggedy-assed zombie clothes. I'll be safe here. The rest of youse is on yer own.



LOL. Zombie-sicle


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RE: FEMA- 500,000 coffins on hand - 10/12/2008 9:25:18 PM   
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGa_sdyRS7Q

I wonder why



You don't think that FEMA is concerned that if Obama loses his supporters might become hysterical, lose control and drink the Kool Aid..??  Gosh...it's an important election but only an election...hope not. 

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RE: FEMA- 500,000 coffins on hand - 10/12/2008 9:26:30 PM   
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGa_sdyRS7Q

I wonder why



You don't think that FEMA is concerned that if Obama loses his supporters might become hysterical, lose control and drink the Kool Aid..??  Gosh...it's an important election but only an election...hope not. 



Thanks for turning the fun times of zombies into a pointless political argument.


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RE: FEMA- 500,000 coffins on hand - 10/12/2008 9:34:17 PM   
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ORIGINAL: corysub

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ORIGINAL: pahunkboy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGa_sdyRS7Q

I wonder why



You don't think that FEMA is concerned that if Obama loses his supporters might become hysterical, lose control and drink the Kool Aid..??  Gosh...it's an important election but only an election...hope not. 



Thanks for turning the fun times of zombies into a pointless political argument.



Your welcome...!!  Enjoy.

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RE: FEMA- 500,000 coffins on hand - 10/13/2008 6:24:19 AM   
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Status: offline 		I was merely stating that a great many seem to be ready to have an anurism due to this election.  They do make great zombies after that.


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RE: FEMA- 500,000 coffins on hand - 10/13/2008 11:43:40 AM   
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Nah. As we all know, the best way to deal with zombies is to destroy the brain. After that, it's bonfire time.  These plastic caskets (which I think have been designed to have multiple uses... anything from a bathtub, to a septic tank, to a storage container for emergency clothing and blankets, food supply containers, etc.) are good to have around. Suppose something happened that required them... how long would it take to manufacture them from scratch? Can you wait that long?

I wonder if you could make a good boat out of one of them? Or maybe by lashing several together?

I bet they'd make good shelters, propped up on one end... to keep the rain off.

How many gallons of clean water could one of those hold, I wonder?

Well, you get the idea...

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RE: FEMA- 500,000 coffins on hand - 10/13/2008 3:24:55 PM   
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Status: offline 		Because they are smaller and more portable than those crappy trailers and FEMA wants to start decorating for Halloween.  geesh...Isn't it obvious?

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RE: FEMA- 500,000 coffins on hand - 10/13/2008 3:48:29 PM   
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RE: FEMA- 500,000 coffins on hand - 10/13/2008 4:01:40 PM   
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Status: offline 		Nope...zombie traps. They can't claw or chew through plastic. 

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RE: FEMA- 500,000 coffins on hand - 10/13/2008 4:14:24 PM   
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Status: offline 		I'd think bodybags would sink during a flood.

With these new nifty, zombie-proof, water proof coffins, I'd think cleanup would be easier.

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RE: FEMA- 500,000 coffins on hand - 10/13/2008 4:18:53 PM   
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RE: FEMA- 500,000 coffins on hand - 10/13/2008 4:25:35 PM   
Vendaval


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Status: offline 		Coffins are multi-use furniture; coffee tables, guest beds, laundry hampers, handy storage for things you don't want people seeing.
 
I gotta get me one of those!


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RE: FEMA- 500,000 coffins on hand - 10/13/2008 4:55:57 PM   
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