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Loric -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (7/20/2009 11:32:50 PM)

neighbors with loud music...at this hour of the morning...and cops that don't care...[sm=hair.gif]




WyldHrt -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (7/20/2009 11:36:30 PM)

quote:

This little tidbit in a profile:  If you cannot use the English language, din't bother.
Okay, I win't.

ROFL! Thanks for the giggle, Cali! [:D]




GreedyTop -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (7/20/2009 11:49:08 PM)

oy..

now thise dude wants to know if I am devoted to him? And if I am married,why would I relocate."Please explain."

Um ok, in my first response I pointed out to him that in my journal it indicates that he and I are in DIFFERENT LOCATIONS.  JAYSUS!  how stupid are some people?>?>

ETA: Good lord... "so why do you want to relocate?" (not exact words, XI.. just sayin'...lol)




HatesParisHilton -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (7/20/2009 11:51:53 PM)

Hey Gredy, does this guy have "Loki" in part if his userrname?




GreedyTop -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (7/20/2009 11:53:18 PM)

nope..

part of it is 'ox'  as in dumb as an ox....




GreedyTop -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (7/21/2009 12:01:20 AM)

ok, he says I still havent answered his question.

Someone.. please tell me..

is saying SEVERAL times that he and I are not physically together (and reading my journal should clear up the whys and wheres) somehow ambiguous as to why I have willing to relocate ticked on my profile?




WyldHrt -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (7/21/2009 12:03:16 AM)

What makes my eyes roll at least twice a week: having to explain 2 and 3 day shipping to people. I keep getting taintards who send mail or call saying things like, "My order was sent 3 day on Monday. It is now Wednesday and my order isn't here. Where is my order? I expect a immediate refund on my shipping because my order is late!" Ummmm.... your order in transit, moron.

I actually have a copy/paste saved that basically says, "OK. Your order shipped on Monday. If it was overnight it would be delivered Tuesday, right? Now, follow along here.... if it was shipped 2 day it would be delivered when? If you answered Wednesday, you get a gold star. Now, work with me here, if it was shipped 3 day, it would arrive on... yes! That's right! Thursday!" Duh. Okies, the copy/paste is quite a bit more polite, but the idea is still there, lol. [:D]




GreedyTop -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (7/21/2009 12:09:08 AM)

*adores Wyld*




trappedinamuseum -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (7/21/2009 12:13:39 AM)

The fact that I have been up for 24 hours, and no sleep yet because I have to adjust to the time.

It is 3 am at home, and only 9 pm here.




GreedyTop -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (7/21/2009 12:16:32 AM)

my latest response to the ox:

ok, ox is a great name for you.. seeing as how oxen are percieved as STUPID. do you actually READ what I've said?

MY husband and I are in DIFFERENT PHYSICAL and GEOGRAPHICAL LOCATIONS. Is it so beyond your intelligence that you can NOT grasp that a relocation is NECESSARY?

I'm guessing you are actually a male SUBMISSIVE whose kink is humiliation.

(and it's MY response so I can post it, right?)

*tacklesmoochesandgropesthestuffingoutta trapped*




WyldHrt -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (7/21/2009 12:16:35 AM)

*Tacklesmooches Greedy*
Hey hon, add a line to your profile in a not obvious place that says : "Only willing to relocate to the UK, and only if you are a pirate named Jonnie" then point it out to your current taintard. For added fun, pretend it was there all along and say he must not have read your profile thoroughly. [:D]




GreedyTop -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (7/21/2009 12:18:32 AM)

LOL Wyld.. you are evil!1




WyldHrt -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (7/21/2009 12:22:42 AM)

Shhh... don't tell anyone! *adjusts halo and hides horns in hair* [;)]




HandSolo -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (7/21/2009 12:22:56 AM)

On another forum, a guy posted a thread because he was unconvinced the moon landings occurred, after seeing a documentary online. He categorized it as "well reasoned, with lots of experts." The first argument: "how come that flag could flap on the moon, when there's no air on the moon?" Despite every point in the thing is transparently drivel, despite the fact that posters pointed out that a quarter of a million people would have to be in on it, despite the fact the Soviets made no serious attempt to debunk the landings, he remains "unconvinced, with an open mind."




GreedyTop -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (7/21/2009 12:26:57 AM)

*SNORT*


ok, this just struck me as perfect for the ox episode:  Futility




GreedyTop -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (7/21/2009 12:29:09 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: HandSolo

On another forum, a guy posted a thread because he was unconvinced the moon landings occurred, after seeing a documentary online. He categorized it as "well reasoned, with lots of experts." The first argument: "how come that flag could flap on the moon, when there's no air on the moon?" Despite every point in the thing is transparently drivel, despite the fact that posters pointed out that a quarter of a million people would have to be in on it, despite the fact the Soviets made no serious attempt to debunk the landings, he remains "unconvinced, with an open mind."


and despite the fact that it was pointed (by Walter Cronkite) out that the flag was on a frame (aluminum, I think) because there is no wind on the moon? 

oy.




GreedyTop -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (7/21/2009 10:39:09 AM)

the cmail I just got from a guy whose pic shows someone with extremely dark pigmentation, claiming to be caucasion, 5'5", 35lbs, living in Texas, United Kingdom.\
well, not the mail itself, but the profile..


oy




Rainfire -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (7/21/2009 10:50:00 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

my latest response to the ox:

ok, ox is a great name for you.. seeing as how oxen are percieved as STUPID. do you actually READ what I've said?

MY husband and I are in DIFFERENT PHYSICAL and GEOGRAPHICAL LOCATIONS. Is it so beyond your intelligence that you can NOT grasp that a relocation is NECESSARY?

I'm guessing you are actually a male SUBMISSIVE whose kink is humiliation.

(and it's MY response so I can post it, right?)

*tacklesmoochesandgropesthestuffingoutta trapped*


Dang, Greedy, I was thinking he'd hit me up too but I just checked and there's no "ox" in this asshole's name.... However, I do see that he never bothered to read my response to him. Jackass..... [>:]   (I must have thought for at least 30 seconds before I responded.....) 




MisterP61 -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (7/21/2009 11:10:05 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

MrP!!!  Hiya!!  Hoep all is well with you:) (and I hate that y'all are moving to the west coast before I get a chance to meet ya!!)

I just got more mail  from the same guy.. thanked me for clarifying,..,. then followed with ANOTHER email saying that if I was his wife he wouldnt share...

HUH?

Where did THAt come from??  sheeesh...

We are already here in Cali.... so want to relocate?   HEHE




GreedyTop -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (7/21/2009 11:37:37 PM)

good lord no.. I grew up there.. you couldnt PAY me to live there again!  (visiting is another matter, entirely ;) )




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