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RE: Men pretending to be Women? - 7/31/2008 3:20:33 PM

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Hey...

That's the summer doo... it gets longer as the days grow shorter!

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RE: Men pretending to be Women? - 7/31/2008 3:26:47 PM

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Men posing as women tend to be a lot quicker to get you into sex fantasies rather than chat about feelings, are cruder in what they call their naughty parts (for example, most women don't say "my cunny" or "my clitty") and have cruder or more descriptive ID's, like "DoubleDTits" or "DrippingGashHole". Also, if you're heavily into a cybersex scene and they suddenly disappear, it was probably a guy who finished up and went to bed.

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RE: Men pretending to be Women? - 7/31/2008 3:43:52 PM

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A picture of them, holding up today's newspaper.

Drives off the 400 pound women who post pictures of themselves as 100 pound teens too.

and the 400 lb men.

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RE: Men pretending to be Women? - 7/31/2008 4:10:15 PM

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If you are just into cyber sex, I hardly see where the real gender on the other end of the line really matters. Then the question is, are they a good enough writer to get you into some one-handed reading.

If you are looking for real life encounters, then you should look into finding a local munch group, or play party to attend. Otherwise, you are just shootin' craps.

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RE: Men pretending to be Women? - 7/31/2008 5:22:53 PM

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How can I tell if someone online is an actual woman or a man posing as one? - Sometimes when I chat with someone something just doesn't seem right, should I trust my instincts?
I'm weary of profiles without photos, or with glamour photos or even just photos of very attractive women, because they look like they might have been stolen off the net somewhere. (And also I find it a bit unbelievable that someone like that would want to talk to me lol.)
Does anyone know, how often do men do this? And why do they do it?
BTW I don't hate men at all, I like them very much, I'm just looking for a woman.

Okay, soooo you are only interested in a cyber thang............how are they going to know YOU are what you say you are???? hmmmmmmmm?

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RE: Men pretending to be Women? - 7/31/2008 9:19:12 PM

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Thank you Leatherist, RedMagic1, TwoNYCDommes, Madame4a, igor2003, windchymes & everyone else for some very useful info.

lol at littlesarbonn & Thadius & LaTigresse

pahunkboy - Your pretty pessimistic, also you seem to think I am a man... I guess that would be ironic, a man pretending to be a woman asking for advice about avoiding them.

The thing is I do want a real life relationship eventually, but for various reasons (including my shyness) I need it to be online in the beginning. Maybe I should be clearer about that in my profile...

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RE: Men pretending to be Women? - 7/31/2008 9:47:00 PM

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Now if we could just track them down and make them all women for real,with a butter knife.

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RE: Men pretending to be Women? - 7/31/2008 9:57:52 PM

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I have a pair of pruning shears ;)

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RE: Men pretending to be Women? - 7/31/2008 10:04:23 PM

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I have a pair of pruning shears ;)

Are they nice and rusty?

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RE: Men pretending to be Women? - 7/31/2008 10:06:45 PM

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yep, and covered with dirt... I found them out in the jungle behind my house.. *grin*

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RE: Men pretending to be Women? - 7/31/2008 10:07:42 PM

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I think this one has a certain panache.

http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/productImages/7/2/00000112672-Craftsman20InchElectricHedgeTrimmer79952-large.jpeg

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RE: Men pretending to be Women? - 7/31/2008 10:48:58 PM

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Hunky... hilarious (and slightly worrying lol) post.

Not to worry. These days I have better things to do in life then to cyber-game. It was a phaze- an experiment, juvenile.    I concluded that bi men are funner then straight men.

The thing too is look around at the grocery store. we are an aging society. Many of us have fading looks, endless ailments, and too many rule [both on other and self imposed]

This was gosh- 5 years ago maybe. A few times I woke up on the floor- my glasses lost. I had partied so hard I passed out in bliss. LOL.

But yeah- I will leave the heterosexual men to the ladies. I am not a female and have no plans to become one.

It did shed some light on just how hard woman have it in life. To be approached ALL THE TIME. It would be overwhelming to me, and redundant.   1001 different approaches- each with the aim of "getting it IN".

So it was educational.

That was then and this is now.

Thanks for the shout!!!   :-)

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RE: Men pretending to be Women? - 7/31/2008 11:04:50 PM

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I think this one has a certain panache.

http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/productImages/7/2/00000112672-Craftsman20InchElectricHedgeTrimmer79952-large.jpeg

ohhh..lovely!

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RE: Men pretending to be Women? - 7/31/2008 11:26:29 PM

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I think this one has a certain panache.

http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/productImages/7/2/00000112672-Craftsman20InchElectricHedgeTrimmer79952-large.jpeg

ohhh..lovely!

but set up with the victim inverted and spread, and with it kinda swinging down slowly-like in 'the pit and the pendulum"

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.....................

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RE: Men pretending to be Women? - 7/31/2008 11:28:58 PM

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=at_ui1Jp5y0&feature=related

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RE: Men pretending to be Women? - 8/1/2008 1:22:03 AM

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Invite them for a casual conversation first date at a nudist resort.

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RE: Men pretending to be Women? - 8/1/2008 1:24:12 AM

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I want my money back, slut!

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I had phone sex as a woman a few times. [comliments of a voice changer] what did it hurt? A good many are here for a orgasm.... not actual real time.

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RE: Men pretending to be Women? - 8/1/2008 2:26:14 AM

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ORIGINAL: Snailie

How can I tell if someone online is an actual woman or a man posing as one? - Sometimes when I chat with someone something just doesn't seem right, should I trust my instincts?
I'm weary of profiles without photos, or with glamour photos or even just photos of very attractive women, because they look like they might have been stolen off the net somewhere. (And also I find it a bit unbelievable that someone like that would want to talk to me lol.)
Does anyone know, how often do men do this? And why do they do it?
BTW I don't hate men at all, I like them very much, I'm just looking for a woman.

I think many of the female profiles are men. They do it because they are sad, cowardly fools who are afraid of women and are looking for wank material. Yes trust your instincts. Any woman who is serious and sincere will understand your concerns and be willing to speak to you on the telephone or Skype or it's many equivalents, even if it is just for a few minutes to confirm her gender.

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RE: Men pretending to be Women? - 8/1/2008 1:46:35 PM

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Keep working on your profile and learning what you really want in your life.

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The thing is I do want a real life relationship eventually, but for various reasons (including my shyness) I need it to be online in the beginning. Maybe I should be clearer about that in my profile...