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puppen -> Well, what the crap?! (7/11/2008 10:42:38 AM)
Ever since I had that orgasm (w00t and such noise) I have had no desire to touch myself. I mean, I still.. Touch, but I don't do it out of desire to really feel good. The crap!? My favorite activity is no longer this huge priority. What am I supposed to do with these dern 18 hours I'm awake!? WORK!? [:'(] [:'(] [:'(] [:'(] I refuse to believe this is "normal"[sm=hissyfit.gif]

GreedyTop -> RE: Well, what the crap?! (7/11/2008 10:48:03 AM)
hugs

puppen -> RE: Well, what the crap?! (7/11/2008 10:55:34 AM)
Hugs Greedy and pauses a moment .... ....... Mmmm, nope, still don't want to ruin my good pants. FECK.

parttimehotty -> RE: Well, what the crap?! (7/11/2008 10:57:36 AM)
Lol, you're such a slut![sm=rofl.gif] I love myself I want you to love me When I'm feelin' down I want you above me I search myself I want you to find me I forget myself I want you to remind me Chorus: I don't want anybody else When I think about you I touch myself I don't want anybody else Oh no, oh no, oh no You're the one who makes me happy honey You're the sun who makes me shine When you're around I'm always laughing I want to make you mine I close my eyes And see you before me Think I would die If you were to ignore me A fool could see Just how much I adore you I get down on my knees I'd do anything for you Chorus I love myself I want you to love me When I'm feelin' down I want you above me I search myself I want you to find me I forget myself I want you to remind me Chorus I want you I don't want anybody else And when I think about you I touch myself Ooh, oooh, oooooh, aaaaaah

puppen -> RE: Well, what the crap?! (7/11/2008 10:58:51 AM)
[8\|] Sticking strictly to anal gang bangs does not make you a "virgin", Pots. Hackcough

GreedyTop -> RE: Well, what the crap?! (7/11/2008 11:00:44 AM)
that is one of the best songs ever!!!!!! my dad once told me he loved that song.. squick

parttimehotty -> RE: Well, what the crap?! (7/11/2008 11:02:27 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: puppen [8\|] Sticking strictly to anal gang bangs does not make you a "virgin", Pots. Hackcough It does if all you do is WATCH!!![8\|] Eta, puppen, cmail quote: that is one of the best songs ever!!!!!! my dad once told me he loved that song.. squick Why's it gotta be your DAD?!?!?! What you be trying to say, MONKEY?????

GreedyTop -> RE: Well, what the crap?! (7/11/2008 11:03:51 AM)
I KNOW!! I was like.. "Daddy..that is something I DID NOT NEED TO HEAR FROM YOU!!!"

parttimehotty -> RE: Well, what the crap?! (7/11/2008 11:04:52 AM)
Just as I suspected...........you come from a long line of folks w/uh, issues :))

puppen -> RE: Well, what the crap?! (7/11/2008 11:06:26 AM)
That's uhh.... WowZOR Greedy-babe. [:-]

opposingtwilight -> RE: Well, what the crap?! (7/11/2008 11:07:21 AM)
No worries, puppen. You'll get your mojo back and now you know what to do with it!

puppen -> RE: Well, what the crap?! (7/11/2008 11:10:11 AM)
But, but, how long do I have to wait?!

sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Well, what the crap?! (7/11/2008 11:10:34 AM)
thanks a lot, hotty. now i have this mental image of Mike Meyers (as Austin Powers) dancing to this song in his undies

purepleasure -> RE: Well, what the crap?! (7/11/2008 11:11:30 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: puppen But, but, how long do I have to wait?! I think we know who has the answer to that ~wink~

GreedyTop -> RE: Well, what the crap?! (7/11/2008 11:11:46 AM)
yeah..my dad was good at dropping TMI tidbits... I finally said Daddy.. there are SOME things a child should NEVER know about their parents.... sigh I think it was his way of trying to relate to me as an adult. We had a difficult relationship.. they divorced when I was 5, mom raised me, and I didnt spend a lot of time with him (2 weeks in the summers as I was growing up..and even then, since he was active duty USAF, our time was limited). I spent one year living with him.. talk about explosive!! We were too much alike in many ways..LOL When I became an adult, our time together was even less. We never learned until about 10 yrs ago how to relate in a non-combative way. I miss him.. we were finally learning to be parent/child/friends...

puppen -> RE: Well, what the crap?! (7/11/2008 11:12:24 AM)
....[:)] Dances about Only twenty more days!

parttimehotty -> RE: Well, what the crap?! (7/11/2008 11:15:08 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sambamanslilgirl thanks a lot, hotty. now i have this mental image of Mike Meyers (as Austin Powers) dancing to this song in his undies [sm=rofl.gif][sm=rofl.gif][sm=rofl.gif][sm=rofl.gif][sm=rofl.gif]

opposingtwilight -> RE: Well, what the crap?! (7/11/2008 11:15:14 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: puppen But, but, how long do I have to wait?! From what you described your first Big O was a MAJORLY big O ... lol Your body is prolly still goinng, holysmokesdidyoufeelthat?thatwasamazingOMGdoyathinkwecandoitagain?idunno,doyathinkwe-should-doitagain?eep!

parttimehotty -> RE: Well, what the crap?! (7/11/2008 11:16:09 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: puppen ....[:)] Dances about Only twenty more days! Really??? THAT means only 21 more days for me!!!!![sm=dancer.gif][sm=dance.gif][sm=dancing.gif][sm=cheering.gif][sm=cheerleader.gif]

puppen -> RE: Well, what the crap?! (7/11/2008 11:16:12 AM)
My heart goes out to you, Greedy. It's tough... I'm sorry that the connection took so long... I'm assuming he's not with you? =( I'm making an attempt with my father. But, I've found I really just don't desire a relationship with him. It's too bad he won't be invited to give me away at my wedding. It's too bad he'll die alone. It's too bad that he is a rarity in my thoughts. I weep for the man he could have been.

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