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DarkVictory -> RE: Making of a Master (7/6/2008 9:50:10 PM)


My certificate of being a master came in the mail after I sent in fifteen box tops from LuckyCharms and my $149.95 shipping and handling fee, of course.




Leatherist -> RE: Making of a Master (7/6/2008 10:01:59 PM)

Can I make one if I can manage to find 200 pounds of silly putty?




DarkVictory -> RE: Making of a Master (7/6/2008 10:12:38 PM)


This is of course only true now.  When I was a lad, things were tougher.  All new masters had to collect the scalps of ten wanna-be masters, and one of the Old Highe Ture Leathre Guarde Mastres had to die peacefully in his sleep, and be burned upon a pile of his strangled bitches and bitch-boys, whereupon the assumptive new Mastre would don the still smoking hot Iron Ring Of Dominance and be feted for his ascension by the secret Mastres of the Olde Highe Ture Leathre Guarde.

Those that failed of course were eaten alive by purposefully starved neo-submissives in the pit.  But, thats another issue entirely.




Leatherist -> RE: Making of a Master (7/6/2008 10:20:06 PM)

But did he get a Tarn and a larl too?  Or at least a bosk to wrestle with?




JANAAZ1 -> RE: Making of a Master (7/6/2008 10:32:34 PM)

Actually, no. My rhetoric was implying that in order for this Master/ Slave dynamic to be successful, both parties needs have to be met. Which would mean that I agree with your stance that either both parties involved win or both parties involved lose. My point was simply that if the "Master" has the mind set that his or her needs are to be met while the Submissive or Slaves needs are to be 100% contingent on the Masters needs ONLY , without thought and action of meeting the Submissive/ Slave's needs then the chances for  long term, contented Sub/Slave / Master  relations is pretty much a lost cause.




JANAAZ1 -> RE: Making of a Master (7/6/2008 10:34:43 PM)

Sorry, that was not in reply to MasterFireMaam, but, in reply to celticlord2112.




DarkVictory -> RE: Making of a Master (7/6/2008 10:39:34 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Leatherist

But did he get a Tarn and a larl too?  Or at least a bosk to wrestle with?


What??? Goreans???

Real, Ture Olde Guarde Leathre Mastres have *nothing* to do with Goreans.  Dude, that's like crips and bloods territory.  The goreans waddle in slowly, dressed in goodwill reclaimed stitched together rabbit fur trim 'tunics', leading their waddling slave girls on home depot chain coffle, waving dollar store plastic swords around, grunting and sweating, searching for a place to lay down.  The Olde Guarde Leathre Mastres stride in, wearing silicone oil polished leathers, chests gleaming as they threaten the Goreans with a grunting pose-down, and then launching into a reprise of YMCA.  What follows is so horriffic to behold, such a shock to decency and the moral character of all good people, that only the most depraved would even consider putting words in print to describe it.

Suffice it to say, today's system is better.  Pass the CocoaPuffs.




Leatherist -> RE: Making of a Master (7/6/2008 10:41:16 PM)

Rofl.....you make it sound like "the sca vs the goths" [:D]




MarquisDeSade87 -> RE: Making of a Master (7/7/2008 12:14:18 AM)

Thank you dark victory i have now fallen out of my chair laughing you win Sir.

Though what makes a good master/dom is subjective(pun intended) and based on the relationship because needling down what is the making of a master/dom or where it comes from in my mind like asking which came first the chicken or the egg? because in the end who cares if you have either you have a meal.

More importantly Ladies and Gentlemen lets let the subs and slaves argue this one out until they come to a mutual conclusion and then inform them they are wrong and punish them accordingly.




SimplyMichael -> RE: Making of a Master (7/7/2008 6:33:58 AM)

What "makes" a Master is easy, he fulfills the needs of his partner.  Now in the case of a submissive, that means he takes/uses/abuses her in ways she needs.  He takes control in ways she needs. Perhaps most importantly, he creates a world in which she feels safe enough to let go and submit.

BEING that man is another thing entirely...my wonderful son made a comment that stopped me in my tracks and now brings tears to my eyes.  We were talking about family and how you support it in tough times and without a pause he said "shit, if I needed money, I would get a job at McDonald's if I had to " in order to ensure they had the support they needed.  Wise words...




RedMagic1 -> RE: Making of a Master (7/7/2008 6:45:22 AM)

I'm glad to see you posting, Michael.




hejira92 -> RE: Making of a Master (7/7/2008 7:09:31 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: RedMagic1

I'm glad to see you posting, Michael.


I'll second that.




Wildfleurs -> RE: Making of a Master (7/7/2008 7:15:50 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: DarkVictory

The goreans waddle in slowly, dressed in goodwill reclaimed stitched together rabbit fur trim 'tunics', leading their waddling slave girls on home depot chain coffle, waving dollar store plastic swords around, grunting and sweating, searching for a place to lay down.  The Olde Guarde Leathre Mastres stride in, wearing silicone oil polished leathers, chests gleaming as they threaten the Goreans with a grunting pose-down, and then launching into a reprise of YMCA.



Waddling... omg thats hilarious!!

C~




GreedyTop -> RE: Making of a Master (7/7/2008 7:34:24 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: DarkVictory

quote:

ORIGINAL: Leatherist

But did he get a Tarn and a larl too?  Or at least a bosk to wrestle with?


What??? Goreans???

Real, Ture Olde Guarde Leathre Mastres have *nothing* to do with Goreans.  Dude, that's like crips and bloods territory.  The goreans waddle in slowly, dressed in goodwill reclaimed stitched together rabbit fur trim 'tunics', leading their waddling slave girls on home depot chain coffle, waving dollar store plastic swords around, grunting and sweating, searching for a place to lay down.  The Olde Guarde Leathre Mastres stride in, wearing silicone oil polished leathers, chests gleaming as they threaten the Goreans with a grunting pose-down, and then launching into a reprise of YMCA.  What follows is so horriffic to behold, such a shock to decency and the moral character of all good people, that only the most depraved would even consider putting words in print to describe it.

Suffice it to say, today's system is better.  Pass the CocoaPuffs.



what a visual....LMAO!




LadyHibiscus -> RE: Making of a Master (7/7/2008 7:42:23 AM)

I am really liking this DV guy...




MarquisDeSade87 -> RE: Making of a Master (7/7/2008 7:54:28 AM)

Lady Hibiscus I have to ask is Joss Whedon your master?




HalloweenWhite -> RE: Making of a Master (7/7/2008 8:12:50 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Daddyyouwantme

It  doesn't come with education, having a house, or  having alot of money. It comes from with in and it is what you do with that part within  you that makes you a great Master.


Well, I'm going to take the advice given in the quote from Archer's post and educate Myself through reading, meeting O/others with more experience than Me and gain as much experience in real life as I can. Thanks anyway.

Nice pic btw ;).




dawntreader -> RE: Making of a Master (7/7/2008 1:00:35 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Danner

I should change My name then.  I was wondering why My floggings  weren't as good lately.  Of  course, Dom Danner sounds like cartoon character or a game show host, "Now here's your host, Dommmmmm Dannnerrrr!!!!"   Master Danner sounds Southern, "Why, Maastah Dannah. ya'all gonna play with that thang yerself?"   Of course there is also Lord Danner.  "Excuse Me, Lord Danner, but there is a young lady calling for you, shall I send her away?"  "No, of course not Jeeves, I haven't had a visitor since the Queen last visited over a fortnight ago.  Send her into the library. I will join her in a moment."

I am left with no options but to remain as I am, simply Danner.  Quite insane, lovely to see you, and thank you for that most interesting question. I shall treasure it always.


Now THAT was amusing![:D]




dawntreader -> RE: Making of a Master (7/7/2008 1:01:41 PM)

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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

lol Dawn (you gorgeous woman!! love the pic :)  )


Thankyou GT, congrats on your insanity diagnosis! It becomes you [;)]




softness -> RE: Making of a Master (7/7/2008 1:09:30 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

I am really liking this DV guy...



He has His moments [:D]





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