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Maryland Man tries to rob store using a banana - 6/25/2008 8:21:56 PM   
MzMia


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this was the best local story today.

*A Maryland man tried to rob a 7/11 using a banana.
He aimed the banana at the clerk and demanded cash.
This has got to be the best story I heard today.

Bandit Tries to Rob Store with Banana|ABC 7 News



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RE: Maryland Man tries to rob store using a banana - 6/25/2008 8:56:04 PM   
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RE: Maryland Man tries to rob store using a banana - 6/25/2008 8:58:28 PM   
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It would work on Dom Aviator's boat.
I'm sure of it.
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RE: Maryland Man tries to rob store using a banana - 6/25/2008 9:51:51 PM   
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Status: offline 		See that whole Constitutional thing about his right to carry a banana....wait sorry wrong thread....i'll just go now

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RE: Maryland Man tries to rob store using a banana - 6/25/2008 10:06:43 PM   
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RE: Maryland Man tries to rob store using a banana - 6/25/2008 10:11:19 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Vendaval

Not very resourceful was he?  At least he could have used a toy gun...
Maybe it was a rather firm banana,not overripe and squishy

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RE: Maryland Man tries to rob store using a banana - 6/26/2008 2:02:29 PM   
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RE: Maryland Man tries to rob store using a banana - 6/26/2008 2:19:29 PM   
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RE: Maryland Man tries to rob store using a banana - 6/26/2008 2:33:30 PM   
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Status: offline 		You never know, this could have been a guy from Orange county who had come to steal a 'pear' of Apple computers and a Blackberry cellphone. It was hardly a plum job, was it? Must have felt a right lemon, especially if the langauge of the police was a bit fruity.

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RE: Maryland Man tries to rob store using a banana - 6/26/2008 2:39:12 PM   
Vendaval


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RE: Maryland Man tries to rob store using a banana - 6/26/2008 2:40:17 PM   
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RE: Maryland Man tries to rob store using a banana - 6/26/2008 2:54:34 PM   
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RE: Maryland Man tries to rob store using a banana - 6/26/2008 3:47:45 PM   
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RE: Maryland Man tries to rob store using a banana - 6/26/2008 6:24:59 PM   
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RE: Maryland Man tries to rob store using a banana - 6/26/2008 7:54:40 PM   
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Status: offline 		You want us to give banana guns to the young-uns?

That's just wrong. Even though I do live in KY.

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RE: Maryland Man tries to rob store using a banana - 6/26/2008 8:14:40 PM   
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Status: offline 		LOL that is too funny when I was in highschool and we had freshman initiantion they would do this thing called Air Raid... they would make the freshman put icecream buckets on their heads,  a blanket on top of themselves and shoot people with the banana ... maybe this dude missed highschool..... lol how funny

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RE: Maryland Man tries to rob store using a banana - 6/26/2008 9:22:33 PM   
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=4bCyIAsSid8

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RE: Maryland Man tries to rob store using a banana - 6/26/2008 9:59:56 PM   
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SEEEEE!!! I told you BANANNAS BRING HARDSHIP AND DEATH!!!!


I never met anyone that didn't like bananas.  I thought I got a lot of grief because of my hatred for onions. 

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RE: Maryland Man tries to rob store using a banana - 6/26/2008 11:51:49 PM   
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SEEEEE!!! I told you BANANNAS BRING HARDSHIP AND DEATH!!!!


I never met anyone that didn't like bananas.  I thought I got a lot of grief because of my hatred for onions. 


Slaveboy, actually I like them just fine on land - but I am terrified to have one on a boat. No banananas, no bananaboat sunscreen, no trail mix with bananna chips or bananna flavored chapstick hell I dont even want fruit of the loom underwear...Its a worldwide nautical tradition dating back centuries.. You can learn more at http://www.azinet.com/captjim/bananas.htm  or http://www.tailhunter-international.com/bananas.htm

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RE: Maryland Man tries to rob store using a banana - 6/27/2008 12:05:55 AM   
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