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RE: Maryland Man tries to rob store using a banana - 6/27/2008 12:08:59 AM

Thadius

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Next we will hear about someone threatening to blow up a bank with a pineapple

I hear that some pineapple fruit salads can be quite volatile.

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RE: Maryland Man tries to rob store using a banana - 6/27/2008 12:11:16 AM

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I have it on good authority that if you crush the pinapple, add water and suger, let it set for a bit, then run it through a pressure cooker and some copper pipe, it really gets volitile....

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RE: Maryland Man tries to rob store using a banana - 6/27/2008 12:14:53 AM

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yay! i finally get to use the banana in a post!

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RE: Maryland Man tries to rob store using a banana - 6/27/2008 12:17:36 AM

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Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just trying to rob me?

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RE: Maryland Man tries to rob store using a banana - 6/27/2008 9:04:29 AM

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dayeo oh dayeo daylight come and i wanna go home. a man robbing a store with a banana......dayeo oh dayeo daylight come and i wanna go home.

apologies if the words are wrong. i am hearing impaired. you get the idea....

Put that story down for america's dumbest crooks. I hope he lands in jail for 3 strikes or something and that they won't let him forget it in prison..

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RE: Maryland Man tries to rob store using a banana - 6/27/2008 9:16:06 AM

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ooops misread the caption. i need to wake up!

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