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Phoenixpower -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (12/13/2010 1:02:52 PM)
want to do muffins, but first need to buy baking powder tomw and find my wallet to be able to do so...and to find my mixer as well...

yourdarkdesire -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (12/13/2010 2:01:38 PM)
Soulgirl .... I would find a place for prezzies - don't worrry! I have to admit it was nice helping my Dad decorate his house yesterday. This is the first time since Mom died that he has done more than a fake tree and a wreath. Nice to see.

Aylee -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (12/13/2010 3:12:17 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sirsholly AYLEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i was thinking of something a bit more festive than Jello shots [image]http://www.millan.net/minimations/smileys/eggnogsmileyn.gif[/image] we can get just as tanked with Eggnog, and never lose the festive spirit! Sounds good to me! Somewhere I have an eggnog recipe that you use ice-cream in. [:)] quote: And as to the beautiful Butterhead...at that age their perception is half-assed. Next year she might cry her little eyes out. The LoudOne cried during A Charlie Brown Christmas this year, whereas last year all he did was mutter "dumb ol' tree!" I cried both years. I am not too worried about it. We watched "Night at the Museum" and she went, "Oh NO!" when the two miniature guys crashed the jeep. She does not hit, kick, or bite, so I do not think that we need to worry about being a psychopath right now. Then again, puddles to her equate with big fun, so maybe that is why she thought it was funny. Karen did not know what to do with a puddle.

fluffypet61 -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (12/13/2010 5:02:04 PM)
All i want for Christmas is to be home (with Master). Hospitals get boring after a while. Every time i want to go to the bathroom i have to push my IV pole and carry along my telemetry stuff. Did you know that you can wear two hospital gowns - one tied in the back and one tied in the front - to be covered when you walk around?

DarkSteven -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (12/13/2010 5:07:03 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sirsholly There are two more dress rehearsals prior to the big event. Send help. Please. It's not too late to convert to Judaism, holly.

ShaharThorne -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (12/13/2010 5:09:21 PM)
My thoughts go out to you, Fluffy.

Phoenixpower -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (12/13/2010 5:20:38 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: fluffypet61 Did you know that you can wear two hospital gowns - one tied in the back and one tied in the front - to be covered when you walk around? yep,i am familiar with that [8\|] sending hugs and best wishes to you

jlf1961 -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (12/13/2010 5:49:12 PM)
*looks up from his yearly Christmas cheer to do list, the first item is figuring out how to get my hands a hold of a 20mm vulcan anti-aircraft gun to shoot down santa and put the reindeer in the freezer* Uh, bah humbug.... make that MEGA BAH HUMBUG.

DesFIP -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (12/13/2010 6:17:54 PM)
It's snowing here. I'm blaming it on Jeff.

Aylee -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (12/13/2010 6:35:36 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: jlf1961 *looks up from his yearly Christmas cheer to do list, the first item is figuring out how to get my hands a hold of a 20mm vulcan anti-aircraft gun to shoot down santa and put the reindeer in the freezer* Uh, bah humbug.... make that MEGA BAH HUMBUG. Because I love you Jeff! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUEUF6Qh8ys

Phoenixpower -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (12/13/2010 6:37:57 PM)
so do I, they already claim, that the next artic blast will get here this week and quite frankly i do enjoy that we have non-slippery footpaths again... on a different note, yesterday i binned my spare duvet as my cat had an accident on it and i dont have a washing maschine here which wont change in the near future...and nope,am not dragging that to the laundrette...where i live we have transparent bags provided to recycle clothes, so i've put it in, placed it on the end of our ground and yep,today it was already gone...someone obviously needed it,as waste collection wasnt today [:)]

jlf1961 -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (12/13/2010 8:18:12 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Aylee quote: ORIGINAL: jlf1961 *looks up from his yearly Christmas cheer to do list, the first item is figuring out how to get my hands a hold of a 20mm vulcan anti-aircraft gun to shoot down santa and put the reindeer in the freezer* Uh, bah humbug.... make that MEGA BAH HUMBUG. Because I love you Jeff! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUEUF6Qh8ys Look, Santa never brings me what I want, he never brings me anything. He hasnt since I was 8 years old. Since so many seem to project the belief that the old geezer is real, I see no reason to set up an anti aircraft network to bring the sucker down. Reindeer dress out to about 400 pounds of meat per deer. Besides which, he is operating a aircraft that generates METHANE (a greenhouse gas) that has not been inspected and certified by the FAA, participates in criminal activity (breaking and entering, illegal spying) and finally he figures that he is the arbitrary judge over who is naughty and who is nice, which pretty much eliminates bdsm'ers from the nice list since the overall mainstream vanilla idea is the it is naughty, perhaps unnatural, definitely deviant and thus obscene. There fore Santa is prejudiced and thus is practicing Unacceptable and illegal judging on individuals based on some outdated moral and ethical code. Therefore, I have the duty to blast the sucker out of the air. now if I can find a black market supplier of SAMs with methane seeking warheads I will be sure to end the Santa conspiracy for good.

Aylee -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (12/13/2010 10:15:36 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: jlf1961 Since so many seem to project the belief that the old geezer is real, snip Therefore, I have the duty to blast the sucker out of the air. How are you planning to blast a figment of imagination. Or do you prefer mass hallucination as the reason for Santa?

jlf1961 -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (12/13/2010 11:26:05 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Aylee quote: ORIGINAL: jlf1961 Since so many seem to project the belief that the old geezer is real, snip Therefore, I have the duty to blast the sucker out of the air. How are you planning to blast a figment of imagination. Or do you prefer mass hallucination as the reason for Santa? If he aint real then I am prepared for any UFO that flies over my house. I mean why should some politician in the white house be able to start a war with an advanced race? I should have the same chance to piss off some ET, shouldnt I? here lately I seem to be able to piss people off without trying.

sirsholly -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (12/14/2010 3:45:50 AM)
quote: now if I can find a black market supplier of SAMs Pssst...Jeff...stop looking for Smart Assed Masochists on the black market. I can point you to a few on this website...

sirsholly -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (12/14/2010 3:48:44 AM)
GOOBERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Guess what hubby and i are doing today? [image]http://www.millan.net/minimations/smileys/decorationsmile.gif[/image] He thinks we are the fucking Grizwalds [8\|]

ShaharThorne -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (12/14/2010 3:59:03 AM)
Someone get the rope out and anchor it to the chimney...also no reindeer allowed...

DesFIP -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (12/14/2010 4:03:56 AM)
Why bother Holly, based on the reindeer episode, the decorations won't survive you (again). Winter is official folks, first two hour delay of the season today.

sirsholly -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (12/14/2010 4:04:22 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ShaharThorne Someone get the rope out and anchor it to the chimney...also no reindeer allowed... i took care of the reindeer last year..remember? (SPLAT)

sirsholly -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (12/14/2010 4:06:23 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DesFIP Why bother Holly, based on the reindeer episode, the decorations won't survive you (again). CELESTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! With the reindeer gone, i am aiming for Grandma this year [image]http://www.millan.net/minimations/smileys/xmassong4f.gif[/image]

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