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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 10/14/2010 1:19:23 AM   
CountrySong


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Status: offline 		Aylee - I do have to say that it seems as though NO ONE in upstate New York has a sense of humor.
Everyone knows that the best senses of humor are on the west coast and Alaska!!! All the best commedies are made here. And, if you want funny just think of eskimoes french kissing (they use their noses)! And then there is me - I'm always good for a laugh!

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 10/14/2010 3:08:53 AM   
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we'll have to ask her to make a new one when she feels better


Something we never imagined to ask her...for a meatloaf!!!

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 10/14/2010 4:04:06 AM   
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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 10/14/2010 8:52:22 AM   
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Status: offline 		Well, Aylee, if you'd met my family, you'd disagree about the humor.....and they'd LOVE a good dirty joke!!!!  At least I come by my pervert status honestly! 

Sorry to hear about the encroaching winter Celeste......we're still hitting the mid-80's here......right now, according to my toolbar, it's 76 degrees, and I just turned on the a/c.  I do open the windows at night and stuff, but the sun's still pretty hot here.  I can try to box some of it up and send ya some, how's that?

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 10/14/2010 1:33:27 PM   
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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 10/14/2010 2:07:07 PM   
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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 10/14/2010 2:20:28 PM   
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Well, Aylee, if you'd met my family, you'd disagree about the humor.....and they'd LOVE a good dirty joke!!!!  At least I come by my pervert status honestly! 



The thing is, is that I was not telling jokes.  This was just everyday comments and such. 

If it had been just jokes that had bombed, I would have thought, "wrong audience." 

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 10/14/2010 3:05:14 PM   
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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 10/14/2010 3:50:12 PM   
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Well, Aylee, if you'd met my family, you'd disagree about the humor.....and they'd LOVE a good dirty joke!!!!  At least I come by my pervert status honestly! 

Sorry to hear about the encroaching winter Celeste......we're still hitting the mid-80's here......right now, according to my toolbar, it's 76 degrees, and I just turned on the a/c.  I do open the windows at night and stuff, but the sun's still pretty hot here.  I can try to box some of it up and send ya some, how's that?


Biotch! I broke out the wool socks today.


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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 10/14/2010 4:04:57 PM   
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Status: offline 		I have decided that the neurologist that I am seeing is a sadist  He was zapping me with a tens unit at a high level, stabbing my thigh (upper, front) with a wire to where I was bloody.  He is ordering a new EKG monitor for me for 30 days (not my fault if the damned thing did not work).  Another sleep study with a c-pap since it looks like I have sleep apnea.  Another x-ray for the hip problem.

Apparently I am having more problems than I thought.  Someone get me some of Ben & Jerry's cheesecake brownie ice cream.

Lets not forget the hover scooter and the go-carts at Walmart.   

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 10/14/2010 4:06:20 PM   
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Status: offline 		You could at least get the tens to take home for fun of your own.

Hope they come up with an answer pretty soon.


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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 10/14/2010 4:16:26 PM   
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Status: offline 		Shahar, in case you have never noticed, Doctors only have a license to PRACTICE medicine, I have never seen a certificate on a doctor's wall that said he was finally proficient in the field.

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 10/14/2010 4:18:51 PM   
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Status: offline 		I used to have a tens unit for my back years ago.  I would get that sucker on high to get the back spasm feeling (sadomasochist here).

Its the not feeling from the knees down has the doc concerned.

Also the feeling weak at the knee level has him concerned, but at least I am not having seizures.


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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 10/14/2010 4:21:19 PM   
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I have decided that the neurologist that I am seeing is a sadist  He was zapping me with a tens unit at a high level, stabbing my thigh (upper, front) with a wire to where I was bloody.    

'Tain't no tens unit!  'Tis the generator for the EMG system, and it bites like a son of a bitch!

As him for a lead bullet the next time.

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 10/14/2010 4:23:53 PM   
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ORIGINAL: jlf1961

Shahar, in case you have never noticed, Doctors only have a license to PRACTICE medicine, I have never seen a certificate on a doctor's wall that said he was finally proficient in the field.




I am a letter minister but that not mean that I have to quote from the Bible (or Kuran or Book of Shadows).  I am here for that Pagans....

Speaking of which...I might have to do a hand fasting.  What is the ethic question if it is my daughter?


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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 10/14/2010 4:43:29 PM   
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Speaking of which...I might have to do a hand fasting.  What is the ethic question if it is my daughter?



Why would there be any ethics question?

You are either qualified by the state or you are not. 

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 10/14/2010 4:54:47 PM   
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Status: offline 		I am registered in Travis and Hays counties.  Betcha that it will be in Zilker Park and there would be lots of bird seed tossed around.  there is a colony of pigeons there.  They love picking seeds from my hand...

As long as she is happy and fine, I will be content.


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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 10/14/2010 6:23:12 PM   
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it's hard to believe you guys want me back.



this is the tail end of a rather rocky road.

i tried to come up with a bunch of different excuses, but the truth is i was slammed with a case of depression after we lost another pregnancy a few weeks ago.

i am so sorry for any worry i caused.

forgive me?





You just popped into my mind Holly so I came here, only to hear of your sadness. I'm so sorry.



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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 10/14/2010 7:15:40 PM   
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I am a letter minister but that not mean that I have to quote from the Bible (or Kuran or Book of Shadows).  I am here for that Pagans....

Speaking of which...I might have to do a hand fasting.  What is the ethic question if it is my daughter?



Isn't she too young for this? Or are you folks looking ahead a few years.
From a practical point of view it might be hard to conduct the ceremony if you're crying throughout it.


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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 10/14/2010 7:38:11 PM   
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Status: offline 		In Texas, there can not be any marriage until both parties are over the age of 16.  She will be 16 in February.

T does not want a christian ceremony.  He is subject to the suggestion and likes the idea of a hand fasting.  Lizard likes the idea as well.

so I have to find a new alter fixed up.  Lizard has "borrow" my old necklace.


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