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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 9/5/2010 2:46:44 AM

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I just got up to feed the kittehs and myself, and just got the worst scare of my life! I went into the kitchen, turned on the lights, fed the kittehs, and decided I wanted a sammich for breakfast. So, I open the refrigerator door, get what I need, and when I turn back to close the fridge door, I see the BIGGEST effin bug on the wall of the kitchen I have ever seen! Even bigger than the last one that I had to kill and dismember........I yell, drop the (plastic, thank goodness) Miracle Whip jar on my foot, bang my (oh, so NOT) funny bone on the corner of a shelf, and send kittehs running everywhere.

I grab a spatula from the counter, ready to do battle to the death, turn around, and........

discover that I am a total dolt.....in a continuing effort to be more organized, I hung a command hook in the kitchen by the light switch to hang my car keys on. It's just about eye level, and I did it so I can stop wandering around looking for my keys when I leave the house. Looks like the damn spider from Arachnophobia!!!!!!

The kittehs now think it's proof positive that their mom is a total ass.....I'm still laughing hysterically about the sight I must have been! Where's the video camera when ya need one?????

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 9/5/2010 4:46:49 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: soul2share
I grab a spatula from the counter, ready to do battle to the death, turn around, and........

discover that I am a total dolt.....in a continuing effort to be more organized, I hung a command hook in the kitchen by the light switch to hang my car keys on. It's just about eye level, and I did it so I can stop wandering around looking for my keys when I leave the house. Looks like the damn spider from Arachnophobia!!!!!!

Oh dear,

I know such moments....recently I was clearing up my floor and had the impression a spider would fall on my shoulder, sliding down the arm, when it was just a piece of wool or so....there I also panicked for no reason

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 9/5/2010 5:49:24 AM

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The last time I did do an EMG, I nearly gave the poor tech a upper hook with my unaffetive right hand.

Afterward, when I see the poor guy, I know he is muttering "no EMG please..."

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 9/5/2010 6:54:28 AM

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I blame that movie and Kingdom of Spiders for my phobia. I am scareed to death when a wood spider decides the weave its web on the trailer.

When I was a kid on the farm, I used to grab grasshoppers and toss them on the web of a garden spider. It was fun to see the spider in action.

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 9/5/2010 7:51:57 AM

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Shar, I don't mind seeing spiders in action on say, Discovery or Nova, but in real life.....sorry, the only GOOD spider is a dead one! I know they are good for the environment and all, but I don't have bugs on the inside of my house, so they need to stay where they belong, I'll stay where I belong!

*shudderheebiejeebieshudder*

< Message edited by soul2share -- 9/5/2010 7:52:21 AM >

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 9/5/2010 7:54:37 AM

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Spider phobe here too. Yuck! Monster 5 threw a daddy long legs on me in the pool couple weeks ago. He regrets his decision still *nods*

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 9/5/2010 8:00:34 AM

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Oh no.....if anyone is ever stupid enuf to throw a bug at me, and there have been a few, once the offending bug is stomped into a grease spot, the idiot is next......

It helps if one remembers that I multi-task extremely well....once my partner (cop) threw a black pen top at me acting like it was a cockroach, and I stomped on the top and flattened it......in one step......and also launched a binder at him that hit him square in the forehead. He was lucky, I was carrying a gun at the time......the fact that I didn't shoot him says a lot about my self control!

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 9/5/2010 8:07:28 AM

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Hi all!

Oh, and spider phobe's techical term is Arachnophobia. There was a movie about it 20 years ago. God, am I that old?

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 9/5/2010 11:16:34 AM

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Hmmmm pretty much describes my ex-wife.....with me being the grasshopper......

quote:

ORIGINAL: ShaharThorne

I blame that movie and Kingdom of Spiders for my phobia. I am scareed to death when a wood spider decides the weave its web on the trailer.

When I was a kid on the farm, I used to grab grasshoppers and toss them on the web of a garden spider. It was fun to see the spider in action.

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 9/5/2010 11:57:52 AM

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PHIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLL!

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 9/5/2010 1:15:52 PM

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Thorny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I gots blocked.

What the hell?

There was a gal, her name started with a "Z" what happened to her and why am I blocked when I ask about her? I am very confuzzled.

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 9/6/2010 2:05:19 AM

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I am wondering about her too. I sure miss her.

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 9/6/2010 5:07:10 AM

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greetings all!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Spiders.....BLEEEECH!!!!!!!!!!!

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 9/6/2010 5:09:27 AM

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Morning world. School starts tomorrow, surely I can make one more day.

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 9/6/2010 6:18:32 AM

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Morning everyone. fixin' to have some yorghut and banana

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 9/6/2010 7:29:48 AM

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Morning world. School starts tomorrow, surely I can make one more day.

Move to Kansas. School started two weeks ago.

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 9/6/2010 8:06:14 AM

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Texas schools started on the 23rd. I usually get a call if someone *not naming reptile's name* has a question or two.

I also told her to get the glue sticks since there is no more stotch tape.

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 9/6/2010 9:18:09 AM

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Thorny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I gots blocked.

What the hell?

There was a gal, her name started with a "Z" what happened to her and why am I blocked when I ask about her? I am very confuzzled.

I be clueless. I be just an innocent bystander.

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 9/6/2010 9:19:42 AM

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I be clueless. I be just an innocent bystander, but one worth corrupting.

I fixed your post, thorny.

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 9/7/2010 5:04:59 AM

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Happy Tuesday All!

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