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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 9/1/2010 5:42:20 PM   
fluffypet61


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i got to ride in the front seat of the ambulance that took Master to the ER last night.  i called 911 because He was having chest pains and the nitro wasn't helping.  Blood enzymes did NOT show evidence of heart attack.

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 9/1/2010 6:53:47 PM   
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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 9/1/2010 7:08:52 PM   
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ORIGINAL: SorceressJ

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ORIGINAL: jlf1961

Contrary to what some of you may believe, I was not the person who took hostages at the Discovery Channel Headquarters building.

I am the one working on a plan to take over the planet and cause another ice age so that my investments in the winter sports industry will gain value.


Hmm. We are having so much global warming you may have some difficulties with that plan. May I offer the services of me and my rain stick? I could go out in my yard and do a nakey dance to get things jumped up a little, maybe..



Well, my plan is simple, I am going to win a couple hundred million in the lottery, then I will buy a few large yield nuclear devices, drill holes into the earth's crust above a couple of the known supervolcanoes and then detonate the nuclear devices.

The resulting explosions will cause earthquakes that will set off super volcanic eruptions that will pump a large amount of sulfur dioxide gasses into the atmosphere that will reflect sunlight and therefore lower the earth's temperature significantly thereby causing the ice age.

Now, by cornering the winter clothing market, and not releasing winter coats to the world population until I am declared emperor of the planet.

My first act as world leader would be to eliminate reality tv and replace it with 24/7 american football.


The only problem is how to prevent a large number of the earth's population dieing in the supervolcanic eruptions and the resulting ash clouds.

My plan b involves voodoo, black magic and blackmail

< Message edited by jlf1961 -- 9/1/2010 7:11:33 PM >

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 9/1/2010 8:04:15 PM   
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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 9/1/2010 9:07:46 PM   
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Status: offline 		jeff, you are NOT to declare how you plan to create the new Ice Age.

BTW, made it home.  The greyhound in Austin put me in the disabled chair on the bus as bad as I was wobbling (not to mention not having water).  Got a doctor appt in the morning, so I will check you guys out afterwards...

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 9/1/2010 10:33:08 PM   
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jeff, you are NOT to declare how you plan to create the new Ice Age.

BTW, made it home.  The greyhound in Austin put me in the disabled chair on the bus as bad as I was wobbling (not to mention not having water).  Got a doctor appt in the morning, so I will check you guys out afterwards...

I love Soma...WWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



But in all the movies the villain always tells his plan....

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 9/2/2010 4:07:11 AM   
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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 9/2/2010 4:20:29 AM   
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ORIGINAL: fluffypet61

As well as possible... 
 
i got to ride in the front seat of the ambulance that took Master to the ER last night.  i called 911 because He was having chest pains and the nitro wasn't helping.  Blood enzymes did NOT show evidence of heart attack.


Good grief, fluffy. How are things this morning? Please know that Master Richard and you are in my thoughts.. xo

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 9/2/2010 4:40:45 AM   
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Status: offline 		Ditto here, Fluffy.  Hopefully he will get better soon. 

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 9/2/2010 5:15:18 AM   
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ORIGINAL: fluffypet61

As well as possible... 
 
i got to ride in the front seat of the ambulance that took Master to the ER last night.  i called 911 because He was having chest pains and the nitro wasn't helping.  Blood enzymes did NOT show evidence of heart attack.



Fluffy, keep us posted please

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 9/2/2010 5:21:08 AM   
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Status: offline 		Geesh, fluffy.  Good luck there.

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 9/2/2010 1:17:05 PM   
PeanutTigerinBox


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Status: offline 		Best wishes for your Sir, fluffy...

I just spoke to a breeder from whom I am probably buying a chocolate point oriental cat
Gosh was he funny, he does it since over 20 years and its obvious from his many tales he already had on the phone
At some point between now and beginning of october I am going to meet him to view my potential kitten
This young lady is as old as my boys

Apart from that I did show my mum online pictures from my future kitchen in my next flat and told her that there will be the space for my kitchenaid which I forgot at home...

I admit she did listen and corrected me that this is heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer kitchenaid

I told her that I am probably buying one in red, following which she said that at the time when she bought it (35 years ago) they would have only had this ugly yellow-green colour...so I told her that I also think that it would be best to get rid of that ugly colour in her kitchen and that I would be willing to store it in my kitchen...it didn't work either

Following that she told me that she is not like her SIL who gave her kitchenaid to her son when he married, saying that she won't need it anymore now with living on her own...so I suggested to her she could take an example on her
Nope....did not work either

So fine...I am going to buy one for myself for christmas....though, christmas might come a lil bit earlier this year

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 9/2/2010 2:36:57 PM   
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Status: offline 		Yeah Phoenix, I'm right there with ya......tax time, I'm gettin' me one of those honkers!  With all the cool attachments and stuff!  I have an old Mixmaster that a friend gave me, and it works, but it overheats when I really get to baking.....and I do love me some baking......Christmas is going to be great this year!

Maybe your mom's mixer could just sorta "fall" into a box when you're moving? 

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 9/2/2010 2:48:30 PM   
ShaharThorne


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Status: offline 		Back from the doctor's office.  The doctor has ordered another EEG and a MRI of my right hip.  The x-rays did show some wear and tear in the socket.

At least it is not a fibromyalgia attack...

Mom fell in love of the butterfly panel (working on the final panel).

just when I get started on the blanket, I realize something... Just called the mom since we did forget the most important item...bed size...LOL. 

Now...where is everyone?



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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 9/2/2010 2:54:55 PM   
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Status: offline 		Iz right here, Shahar; wishing you hot showers, heating pads, chocolate, and love. I'd wish you some good pain meds too but I dunno how you'd feel about that..

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 9/2/2010 3:02:03 PM   
ShaharThorne


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Status: offline 		I got the big professional one at Bo's place.  He has been 'hinting' for one for years.  It is black (or grey, can't remember) and he does using it, especially for the baking rolls.  When I am there and I got the recipe, I do massive dozens of cookies (just for DS & CS).

Of course, somehow. the neighborhood kids come to the apartment.

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 9/2/2010 3:12:03 PM   
ShaharThorne


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Status: offline 		No meds yet, I can take Advil with no problem.  Yesterday/last night, I was begging for hydrocondine(?) and Soma.  I was going through my mail last night and sure enough, I was hurting in 5 minutes.

I am still hoping for a webcam/digital cam so I can take pictures of the bewbage...eerrr, I mean the blankets and shawls.



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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 9/2/2010 7:07:40 PM   
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Status: offline 		So, the bat is not found.  Talking to the "nature center" I have learned that this is the season for  the  time of year when juvenile bats start flying/exploring. So, we likely had a teenage-bat on a joyride.  Great.  Just what I needed.  I freeckin teenage bat.



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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 9/2/2010 7:39:26 PM   
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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 9/2/2010 7:40:23 PM   
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