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GreedyTop -> Homeless Woman Found living in man's closet (5/30/2008 5:38:44 PM)

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080530/ap_on_re_as/japan_closet_woman

TOKYO - A homeless woman who sneaked into a man's house and lived undetected in his closet for a year was arrested in Japan after he became suspicious when food mysteriously began disappearing.





Level -> RE: Homeless Woman Found living in man's closet (5/30/2008 5:53:27 PM)

LOL......... ayyyyy yiiii yi......... good story, GT!



cjan -> RE: Homeless Woman Found living in man's closet (5/30/2008 6:01:53 PM)

Doesn't everyone have at least one in their closet ???



faerytattoodgirl -> RE: Homeless Woman Found living in man's closet (5/30/2008 6:11:28 PM)

da boogie woman exists!!! and it took them a fucking year to notice food missing!! well..thats cause she was on a diet!



BBWnNC72 -> RE: Homeless Woman Found living in man's closet (5/30/2008 6:11:29 PM)

Where can i get one? But i would want mine to secretely clean my house and do my laundry also. i would just pretend that i have a elf. [:D]



edited for freaking spelling!



popeye1250 -> RE: Homeless Woman Found living in man's closet (5/30/2008 6:18:21 PM)

"Hey! This place was a fuckin' mess when I left this morning!"
"Could there be a HOMELESS WOMAN hiding in one of the closets?"



NumberSix -> RE: Homeless Woman Found living in man's closet (5/30/2008 6:30:53 PM)

I can only ponder upon the question of what this boy's drawers musta looked like, he don't know for a year what's in his closet..........

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Level -> RE: Homeless Woman Found living in man's closet (5/30/2008 6:33:26 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: cjan

Doesn't everyone have at least one in their closet ???


Not even an inflatable one.....[>:]



BBWnNC72 -> RE: Homeless Woman Found living in man's closet (5/30/2008 6:42:16 PM)

awww, poor poor Level.  i am so sorry for Your misfortune. 



Level -> RE: Homeless Woman Found living in man's closet (5/30/2008 6:44:39 PM)

Yes... maybe I should move to Japan [8D]



kittinSol -> RE: Homeless Woman Found living in man's closet (5/30/2008 7:26:39 PM)

I wonder how long it'll take before they make a movie out of this.



Aileen1968 -> RE: Homeless Woman Found living in man's closet (5/30/2008 7:29:12 PM)

Did she poop in there too?  Or wait until he left for the day.  So many questions.  So little time.



Level -> RE: Homeless Woman Found living in man's closet (5/30/2008 7:36:27 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: kittinSol

I wonder how long it'll take before they make a movie out of this.


Out of me moving? Oh, they're already lining up for it..... [8D]



Level -> RE: Homeless Woman Found living in man's closet (5/30/2008 7:37:52 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Aileen1968

Did she poop in there too?  Or wait until he left for the day.  So many questions.  So little time.


It's hard enough accepting this dumbass didn't know he had a woman living in his closet......... if she was shitting in there too, then something is horribly wrong.



kittinSol -> RE: Homeless Woman Found living in man's closet (5/30/2008 7:38:17 PM)

Will there be a scene where we see you move a baby grand piano single-handedly, wearing only a pair of jeans and some sweat, to adorn your bulging man chest [8D]?



BBWnNC72 -> RE: Homeless Woman Found living in man's closet (5/30/2008 7:39:26 PM)

*swoons*



kittinSol -> RE: Homeless Woman Found living in man's closet (5/30/2008 7:39:27 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Level

It's hard enough accepting this dumbass didn't know he had a woman living in his closet......... if she was shitting in there too, then something is horribly wrong.


Unless she has an intestinal disorder and she produces harmless little rabbit droppings. You know, all dry and scentless.



BBWnNC72 -> RE: Homeless Woman Found living in man's closet (5/30/2008 7:42:16 PM)

eeewww [:'(]

she could have been taking that stuff i read about that makes your shit smell like roses! 



Level -> RE: Homeless Woman Found living in man's closet (5/30/2008 7:42:52 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: kittinSol

Will there be a scene where we see you move a baby grand piano single-handedly, wearing only a pair of jeans and some sweat, to adorn your bulging man chest [8D]?


Yes, and one where I save a beautiful woman (played by Meryl Streep) from the town drunk, and as we picnic in a meadow, she offers me some tossed salad, which I mistake for something else.
 
This is all in the first 15 minutes, by the way. [:D]



NumberSix -> RE: Homeless Woman Found living in man's closet (5/30/2008 7:46:39 PM)

On the other hand, you gotta think, what an elegant sort of slave, you reach in the closet, all of a sudden there bright, shiny, cleaned and pressed is a matching set of shirt, pants, socks and shoes polished, and you don't even realize that not just anyone has that level of service, and it is so discreet (and discrete, too; I should think) so seamless, that you don't even realize you have a closet bitch........

What the fuck more could you ask for in life, other than perhaps she has a sucking fetish?

I dunno.

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