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ORIGINAL: NumberSix

... so seamless, that you don't even realize you have a closet bitch........

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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080530/ap_on_re_as/japan_closet_woman

TOKYO - A homeless woman who sneaked into a man's house and lived undetected in his closet for a year was arrested in Japan after he became suspicious when food mysteriously began disappearing.

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ORIGINAL: Griswold

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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080530/ap_on_re_as/japan_closet_woman

TOKYO - A homeless woman who sneaked into a man's house and lived undetected in his closet for a year was arrested in Japan after he became suspicious when food mysteriously began disappearing.

The final lightbulb that went off for the dude at his office, talking to his secretary, the day he went back to his place after work with a renewed interest to understand his unique arrangements at home: 
"You mean a lifelike arm doesn't just reach out and hand you a fresh shirt and socks and say 'car velly warm now Master san' every morning right after you get out of the shower?"

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ORIGINAL: NumberSix

On the other hand, you gotta think, what an elegant sort of slave, you reach in the closet, all of a sudden there bright, shiny, cleaned and pressed is a matching set of shirt, pants, socks and shoes polished, and you don't even realize that not just anyone has that level of service, and it is so discreet (and discrete, too; I should think) so seamless, that you don't even realize you have a closet bitch........

What the fuck more could you ask for in life, other than perhaps she has a sucking fetish?

I dunno.

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ORIGINAL: angelicbitch

What I would like to know .. is I don't go into the closets in my house everyday but I do often enough that I think I would notice if there was some silly thin chick who was hiding in there...... How do you not know there is someone else in your house. I mean she would have had to make noise... on the other hand maybe he thought he had a really big rat living in his house or some other annoying pest....

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ORIGINAL: angelicbitch

What I would like to know .. is I don't go into the closets in my house everyday but I do often enough that I think I would notice if there was some silly thin chick who was hiding in there...... How do you not know there is someone else in your house. I mean she would have had to make noise... on the other hand maybe he thought he had a really big rat living in his house or some other annoying pest....

Actually I could see this happening in my house. All kidding aside if it was the master bedroom closet no way, but I have some closets that I literally havent been in for months at a time and with a cat, a yellow lab, and three robots running around my house I would discount noises as normal. I mean the closet where my skiing shit is, I go into maybe twice a year? (Once to get it out once to put it back) If I head a thud or something I would think one of the robots ran into something or the retarded dog tripped over his own feet again...

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Okay I understand that .... My uncle has been a missonary in japan for 30 plus years... and from the pictures that he had sent my family of his living space... they were not that big. So that is why I said I wondered how he couldn't have heard movement. lol Understand about the animals I have two cats and they are always making some freakish noises lol....

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ORIGINAL: angelicbitch

My uncle has been a missonary in japan for 30 plus years... and from the pictures that he had sent my family of his living space... they were not that big. So that is why I said I wondered how he couldn't have heard movement. lol

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ORIGINAL: christine1

see, goes to show you where men pay attention.  apparently a woman living in a closet that had brought in a mattress and used his shower everyday for a long period wasn't noticeable....it wasn't until he noticed FOOD missing that he became suspicious....[8|]