NorthernGent
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ORIGINAL: kittinSol You're joking, right? What do you think Europe is, the seventh circle of Hell? For fuck's sake. To be fair, she's not far wrong. Being English, I'm fully aware of the inherent dangers when stepping aboard these shores: 1) You can get a nasty nip from a badger in the event you don't tread carefully. 2) It's overcast for 362 days of the year - rain is a distinct possibility. 3) In the event you need a break from driving, you may find yourself in a god-awful Little Chef. 4) Crop circles are in abundance - don't stand in a field late at night if you'd rather not get abducted and taken to a far-off planet. 5) Hooligans are partial to knocking over the odd dust-bin - don't stand too close. They're easy to spot; they're all men between the ages of 16 and 35. 6) The Women's Institute want your soul for jam-making, tea coiffing and chats about rural England. To the OP, you can find good and bad everywhere; it depends on the individual - corny but true. If you're interested in history, architecture, art, music etc - then Europe will satisfy your needs. If you like chaotic, bustling towns and cities, I'd recommend England as every blade of grass has a building on it and town planning is non-existent ("there's some grass, get a building on it" is about the size of it). . If you like space and order, I'd recommend Germany; their cities are totally unlike English cities - everything seems orderly and tidy over there and even the big cities seem to enjoy vast amounts of space. On the danger side, England has one of the lowest murder rates in the world; yet one of the higest rates of robbery (in the developed world). So, if you value your life, but don't mind having your bag stolen, then hop aboard!
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