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New form of torture - 4/16/2008 10:41:09 AM   
DiurnalVampire


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Status: offline 		I believe I may have stumbled upon the ultimate form of torture.
Cleaning ovens.
I am cleaning the oven that has been here in the aparmtner since possibly before the dawn of time. I do not think it has EVER been cleaned before. The woman who lived here before me was a slob and I actually had a bit of money taken off my first months rent becasue of the cleanup I had to do when I moved in.
So, for the past few hours, I have had my head in the oven. Gloves, a bandana over my face, every window in my apartment open to dispel the smell... and its almost clean.
Fox is lucky my sadistic streak doesnt border on insanely cruel or I would have made him do this.

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RE: New form of torture - 4/16/2008 10:44:05 AM   
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RE: New form of torture - 4/16/2008 10:45:08 AM   
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Status: offline 		The only problem with this form of torture...is there really any crime bad enough to deserve it?? lol

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RE: New form of torture - 4/16/2008 10:46:04 AM   
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RE: New form of torture - 4/16/2008 10:47:26 AM   
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there is no worse job


Cleaning dried up, caked up SHIT off the toilet! i think that borders on "worse".  Thoughts??

**Edited to add before Holly starts making accusations....NO, it's not on MY toilet!  It was from a big, old lady who ran a boarding house where an old bf rented a room.  Just f'ing NASTY***

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RE: New form of torture - 4/16/2008 10:49:03 AM   
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*but...methinks you have...uh...plumbing issues since i called you potty*


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RE: New form of torture - 4/16/2008 10:50:06 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: parttimehotty

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

there is no worse job


Cleaning dried up, caked up SHIT off the toilet! i think that borders on "worse".  Thoughts??

**Edited to add before Holly starts making accusations....NO, it's not on MY toilet!  It was from a big, old lady who ran a boarding house where an old bf rented a room.  Just f'ing NASTY***



I think I'd rather use the bushes than a bathroom like you've described.

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RE: New form of torture - 4/16/2008 10:50:38 AM   
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cleaning the um's potty.

TWO worse jobs...

jump in here DiurnalVamp...you are losing ground


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RE: New form of torture - 4/16/2008 10:53:39 AM   
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ORIGINAL: parttimehotty

quote:

ORIGINAL: sirsholly

there is no worse job


Cleaning dried up, caked up SHIT off the toilet! i think that borders on "worse".  Thoughts??

**Edited to add before Holly starts making accusations....NO, it's not on MY toilet!  It was from a big, old lady who ran a boarding house where an old bf rented a room.  Just f'ing NASTY***


who...me?




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RE: New form of torture - 4/16/2008 11:10:10 AM   
DiurnalVampire


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Status: offline 		Hell In used to work for a vet, cleaning cages made me hardened to cleaning potty business. That doesnt bug me.
Ovens, the smell of oven cleaner, and having to bend over at screwy angles to try and clean places I had no idea you COULD get food on an oven... this bugs me.
The bathroom is next, its actualy going to be pleasant after this.

You know a job is bad when you look FORWARD to ceaning the bathroom next.


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RE: New form of torture - 4/16/2008 11:31:32 AM   
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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

ok....there is ONE worse job

*but...methinks you have...uh...plumbing issues since i called you potty*



Hmmm, i'm the one w/issues when you're the one that called me "potty"?!?!  Use that kind of logic all of the time?!?!



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RE: New form of torture - 4/16/2008 11:57:12 AM   
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ORIGINAL: parttimehotty

quote:

ORIGINAL: sirsholly

ok....there is ONE worse job

*but...methinks you have...uh...plumbing issues since i called you potty*



Hmmm, i'm the one w/issues when you're the one that called me "potty"?!?!  Use that kind of logic all of the time?!?!




ok...i have to admit there are times my logic is in the...um...toilet


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RE: New form of torture - 4/16/2008 12:05:57 PM   
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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

quote:

ORIGINAL: parttimehotty

quote:

ORIGINAL: sirsholly

ok....there is ONE worse job

*but...methinks you have...uh...plumbing issues since i called you potty*



Hmmm, i'm the one w/issues when you're the one that called me "potty"?!?!  Use that kind of logic all of the time?!?!




ok...i have to admit there are times my logic is in the...um...toilet



Arh, arh, arh!!
i was going to do this... then i remembered you chastising me about my temper so here goes..............

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RE: New form of torture - 4/16/2008 12:17:28 PM   
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I can't understand what you girls are wittering about! Everyone knows that ovens and toilets clean themselves. Well that's what I've found; one day they're dirty, the next they're clean. Is simple. There must be an Oven Fairy and a Toilet Fairy I suppose.

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RE: New form of torture - 4/16/2008 12:20:34 PM   
sirsholly


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quote:

ORIGINAL: parttimehotty

quote:

ORIGINAL: sirsholly

quote:

ORIGINAL: parttimehotty

quote:

ORIGINAL: sirsholly

ok....there is ONE worse job

*but...methinks you have...uh...plumbing issues since i called you potty*



Hmmm, i'm the one w/issues when you're the one that called me "potty"?!?!  Use that kind of logic all of the time?!?!




ok...i have to admit there are times my logic is in the...um...toilet



Arh, arh, arh!!
i was going to do this... then i remembered you chastising me about my temper so here goes..............


i only suggested blowing my ass up in a microwave was a bit harsh. Not to mention as messy as all git-out


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RE: New form of torture - 4/16/2008 12:20:55 PM   
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Status: offline 		Here's another form of toture... handcuff someone to a chair in the DMV for 8 hours.  That would drive anyone insane.

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RE: New form of torture - 4/16/2008 12:21:43 PM   
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I can't understand what you girls are wittering about! Everyone knows that ovens and toilets clean themselves. Well that's what I've found; one day they're dirty, the next they're clean. Is simple. There must be an Oven Fairy and a Toilet Fairy I suppose.


ok Sundowner...Submissive..maid...wife...??? Who is cleaning the damn things for you?


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RE: New form of torture - 4/16/2008 12:22:02 PM   
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There must be an Oven Fairy and a Toilet Fairy I suppose.


Well, I hope they find my house soon.

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RE: New form of torture - 4/16/2008 12:25:05 PM   
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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

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ORIGINAL: parttimehotty

quote:

ORIGINAL: sirsholly

quote:

ORIGINAL: parttimehotty

quote:

ORIGINAL: sirsholly

ok....there is ONE worse job

*but...methinks you have...uh...plumbing issues since i called you potty*



Hmmm, i'm the one w/issues when you're the one that called me "potty"?!?!  Use that kind of logic all of the time?!?!




ok...i have to admit there are times my logic is in the...um...toilet



Arh, arh, arh!!
i was going to do this... then i remembered you chastising me about my temper so here goes..............


i only suggested blowing my ass up in a microwave was a bit harsh. Not to mention as messy as all git-out



Ssssshhh, i'm trying to be nice.....DAMMIT!

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RE: New form of torture - 4/16/2008 12:35:21 PM   
DiurnalVampire


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Time to clean oven: 4 hours
Time to clean ENTIRE bathroom: 20 minutes




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