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RE: how is everyone - 2/29/2008 11:42:39 PM   
slaveboyforyou


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My new 16 inch bionic replacement dick should be arriving next week.
Oh, you didn't hear?


Me too!  I tell you that Ron Popeil is a motherfucking genius.  I hope you acted within the first 30 days and got the limited edition super tongue.  At first I was using it to make the gals faint.  But now that I can lick my own balls, I never leave the house. 

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RE: how is everyone - 3/1/2008 12:35:38 AM   
adoracat


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ORIGINAL: FangsNfeet

Our unborn child is expected and will be forced to pop out in twenty days or less.


congratulations!  long life, health,  and much  happiness to your family!

kitten

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RE: how is everyone - 3/1/2008 6:09:46 AM   
pahunkboy


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Status: offline 		--im too worried.   i hate it. why do we worry?

1. i hope i dont have another hernia.  i guess time will tell.
2. birds live in my eve or attic. too high to get up to.
3. yesderday a pipe burst.  so ii have no water. i cant find anyone to fix it.
4. im grubby and dirty dishes.
5. im worried.
-did i loose a q-tip in my ear. well maybe not. i hate the small print is even smaller- that is once i find the english words. 

will the code guy complain?  having prior injuries surely the odd feeling is weather/age related and nothing tobe concerned about.

--now for solutions. pipe- it is on the back porch that goes to the hose.  not coverred up by  walls-etc.  it gueshes like water fall. yet- i couldrun it long enuff for a shower. the pipe iis old been welded before and is brittle.  reading a book on it- i see a falnge the screws on over it. to seal it. also there is a shut off- if i detect it right but it is too hard to turn. maybe--assuming itissupposed to turn-it is black.

the good  news  im out of the market.    ----  spring is around the corner.  and i may have won publishers clearing house !?


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RE: how is everyone - 3/1/2008 6:31:47 AM   
Usako


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ORIGINAL: RedMagic1

If you see a friend who looks down, and you want to make yourself available, don't ask that.  Make a statement: "You look terrible."  "You look down."  Then they can respond by opening up, instead of the kneejerk societal reflex of "Fine."


*usually always responds with "Fine" no matter what the question is*

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RE: how is everyone - 3/1/2008 6:39:48 AM   
sirsholly


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ORIGINAL: subfever

I've got gas.



Thanks a bloomin' heap...you made me spit coffee all over the screen.

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RE: how is everyone - 3/1/2008 6:50:12 AM   
pahunkboy


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Status: offline 		alot of deep thinkers on cm.  at times one has to --go thru the motions.   even tho it is mundane and air-like. 

the river is a bubbly grey.   perking.  the back drop mountain behind it fresh with snow- the snow fading to black as the sun rises. it is quite pretty.  

motorists rushing to no where. each living in a bubble. an articifical world.

hmm.look at that, or the tv, where the emblems and ads now cover the picture. surely everyone has a big-azz tv? 

i choose to watch the river.   it has better programing!

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RE: how is everyone - 3/1/2008 7:06:45 AM   
SL4V3M4YB3


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ORIGINAL: Usako
*usually always responds with "Fine" no matter what the question is*


You've just parked in a no parking bay should I let you off or give you a fine? 

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RE: how is everyone - 3/1/2008 7:10:55 AM   
mnottertail


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ORIGINAL: slaveboyforyou

quote:

My new 16 inch bionic replacement dick should be arriving next week.
Oh, you didn't hear?


Me too!  I tell you that Ron Popeil is a motherfucking genius.  I hope you acted within the first 30 days and got the limited edition super tongue.  At first I was using it to make the gals faint.  But now that I can lick my own balls, I never leave the house. 


Just lick it, and stick it!!!!

Ron Popeil

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RE: how is everyone - 3/1/2008 7:42:52 PM   
Usako


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quote:

ORIGINAL: SL4V3M4YB3

quote:

ORIGINAL: Usako
*usually always responds with "Fine" no matter what the question is*


You've just parked in a no parking bay should I let you off or give you a fine? 


How dare you twist my words around!

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RE: how is everyone - 3/1/2008 7:47:11 PM   
TemptingNviceSub


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ORIGINAL: kc692

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ORIGINAL: TemptingNviceSub

Alls well on the Western Front!...now,....anyone else want a piece of me!!!.......~wink~....Tempting


Do we get to pick which piece we get???
Kc darlin, for you absofrickinlutely!!!.....Tempting

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RE: how is everyone - 3/1/2008 7:49:26 PM   
TemptingNviceSub


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ORIGINAL: ownedgirlie

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ORIGINAL: TemptingNviceSub

anyone else want a piece of me!!!.......~wink~....Tempting


Yes please! 
Hmmm...LOL..ok Kc, owned ,and Tempting...somehow sounds terrifyingly interesting..!!!.....Tempting

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I have greatly enjoyed the second blooming...suddenly you find at the age of 50, that a whole new life has opened before you.........Agatha Christie.

You must make tracks into the unknown~~Thoreau

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RE: how is everyone - 3/1/2008 9:33:40 PM   
girlygurl


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girly

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i see You

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RE: how is everyone - 3/2/2008 5:19:38 AM   
MissMorrigan


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Status: offline 		I awoke to it from two different directions. My sub partner and my son (who's 24 this year) both had a little too much beer for two days running, I awoke this A.M. to the effects... I have now named them Agents Orange and Green Gas!
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ORIGINAL: sirsholly
quote:

ORIGINAL: subfever
I've got gas.

Thanks a bloomin' heap...you made me spit coffee all over the screen.


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